- I am going to put you, who seems pretty clear
to have gone through a goth phase.
- How dare you!
- [Grant] You've gone through a goth phase.
- No, I missed it 'cause I was Christian.
(laughing)
- Oh!
- I went through a holy phase.
- Then this is even better, this is even better.
Ally Beardsley, I'm going to put you in a coffin
for an entire work day.
(dramatic music)
Oh.
Good morning.
Yes.
- [Guy] Shut up.
- [Grant] Yes, indeed.
- Ha!
No.
(humming)
- Don't play with the baby monitor, listen,
you're getting locked in right now.
What are you doing?
Are you paging me?
At this time I would like some of Allie's good friends
to come and say a few words.
- I'll always remember Ally as a less fun
to fuck with than Grant and there are many things
that if Grant were in this coffin,
I would want to do, perhaps drum on the lid a little bit,
perhaps fart into the ventilation tube.
These are things that I feel would be somehow
wrong to do to Ally ut right to do to Grant.
We will miss them.
(clapping)
(laughing)
- I'd like for that to not be how all the speeches go.
- And for how we commiserated about Grant together
and about his bad opinions, about his weird sort of.
- Raka Shokur, everyone.
(laughing)
- Kinds and.
- That's wonderful, that's wonderful.
Stop that.
Now, if you'll indulge me,
I'd like to sing two versus of Amazing Grace.
♪ Amazing grace how sweet the sound ♪
♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪
To qualify as a sandwich, a dish has
to have two pieces of bread.
- [Ally] Who cares!
- This annoys us as much as it annoys Ally.
- Yeah, who would give you like something
to amplify your voice?
(laughing)
- I seem to have Ally's cell phone right here.
- [Ally] No you don't.
- Jess, would you do me a favor, would you actually
say who these texts are from?
- Oh, one's from Sophia with a heart.
- [Ally] Oh, Sophia!
- Sophia.
- Sofia, Ally, whose Sofia?
- [Ally] Shut up, stop it.
Stop it right now!
- Well I guess, oh press home to open, oh no.
- No, no, no!
- Why is your phone unlocked?
Why is your phone not locked?
- That's just a shame.
- Oh no!
- How's it going later, wanna get a drink tonight
when you're not, quote, buried?
- No!
(laughing)
No, no!
- Reply,
(jeering)
new phone
- No, Grant, no.
- Who dis?
- Oh!
- Okay listen, it's lunchtime.
(laughing)
Oh God.
- Weird.
- This is uh, tuna salad.
- No.
- On Italian herbs and cheese bread.
- No thank you.
- Wait, wait, wait listen.
If you don't want it, that's fine.
I'll go ahead and leave it right down here by the blower.
- No, no, no, no.
- Go ahead and lay back down, lay back down.
- I can't eat this.
- Well then it's gonna have to stay right
there by your head, goodnight.
- Oh, fuck you!
Ugh.
I almost wanna eat it just to make the smell go away.
- Well the smell doesn't have to go away,
here, I'll put one down here by the vent.
- No, no, no, no.
- Gonna just let it, just let you know,
you know what you're eating,
we'll just let that hang out there for a while I suppose.
- Oh!
This is worth a thousand dollars.
- Need anything?
- [Ally] A margarita.
- Oh you're welcome to come out and get one.
(giggling)
- [Ally] Hello?
What are you guys doing?
- Just kinda working.
- [Ally] Cool, cool, cool, cool.
- Yeah I think everyone's pretty over the bit by now.
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
- Hey, welcome back.
- Okay, thank you. - You did it.
How was it?
- That sandwich was a mess.
(laughing)
It was so bad and it smelled so bad
so I thought like maybe I'll eat it to get rid of it.
- I'll note there is no sandwich in the coffin,
you finished that sandwich.
Nice work.
You just earned a grand.
(playful music)
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Do you have it?
- I have a fucking passcode.
- No you don't, I'm on Grinder.
- Why isn't it, get off my Grinder, get off my Grinder.
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You might even see Grant do this.
- Welcome to Bear Country, my friend.
- [Ally] Are you into bears?
- Am I into bear, oh I see.
Oh okay, we're doing gay jokes.
- [Ally] Well are you?
- No I'm into twinks.