*HIGH FIVE* Top of the morning to you laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome
to Jack carves a jack-o-lantern!
*stuttering* There- Jacks combined!
We're gonna continue the Halloween trend,
and I decided I was gonna get a pumpkin,
and I was actually gonna try and carve it and see what it'd turn out like.
And I'm sorry for the awful, AWFUL audio in here!
It's really bad for a person who shouts all the time,
because it's sort of a- *clapping*
WOOOOOOOO!
-it's very echo-y in here, sounds like there's about ten of me in here.
But I- I wanted to do this because I thought it'd be funny and I got like,
the "nicest" pumpkin that I could out of the shop
and it still looks like shit.
It's all like, speckled and freckled, and the back is even worse cause it's all dirty and brown.
And this is the BEST one, out of the shop.
So I wanted to carve a face into it, I don't know what kind of face I want to carve into it.
I'm just gonna rub it for awhile- this is what you gotta do
when you're prepping up a pumpkin.
When you gotta do-- when you gotta carve a pumpkin you gotta rub it all over first.
It's- It's uh, It's a genie.. Action.
You gotta get the magic out. It's Halloween, baby.
I got TWO cameras for this- one there!
But I uh, set up two of them just in case I needed to.
*laugh* I have no idea where to start with this.
This is going to take awhile.
Cause I'm gonna have to carve out your insides- I'm gonna have to empty your head.
*jackaboy sound*
Also, did you know that carving jack-o-lanterns actually originated in Ireland?
Uhm, apparently. That's what wikipedia said. I have no idea.
I don't know if that's true or not- apparently we used to carve turnips!
But uhm, we're gonna get into this, and I'm gonna start by chopping off your head.
Sorry, bro.
Oh, it feels good, oh it gets all- all of the badness out.
Just stabbing the shit out of a pumpkin like this?
Feels AMAZING! That did not go the way I wanted it to.
Oh god- me around sharp knives? Yeah, prepare to see some blood.
You're gonna want to have the best of tools.
Just the nicest of knives-
serrated, uhm.. GIGANTIC, SMALLER, even SMALLER, you're gonna want a SPOON,
you're gonna want a HAT.
If you don't have a HAT, then you can't do it, because..
That's just science.
If he who tries to carve a pumpkin without a hat on is just- is just pissing in the wind.
*singing Legand of Zelda Reward song*
Come up you bitch!
Oh, that knife is gonna break. *giggling* Careful.
Oh yes.
Oh yes- Eugh God- oh Jesus!
EW!
*sniff* EW!
You just need a bag
to empty his brains into. *laughs*
*deep voice* Brains... Braaains.
And I'm gonna make pumpkin soup after this?
Not really? I'm lying to you to make myself sound cooler,
and to make it seem like I actually had a plan
for carving a pumpkin literally did it because I had nothing else to do.
*laughing*
And then you put that down for later, cause that's his little hat.
Look at the inside of him! It's so gross!
EWW.
Smells disgusting as well. *laughs*
Now begins the scoopage!
Now you stick your spoon in, and you just razzle-dazzle his brains.
Oh just get right in there.
Right in there and fucking-SHIMMA SHAMMA SHIMMA SHAMMA
Be gentle when you're scooping out his brains!
When you- when you go in with the spoon, don't go too hard.
Because you might hurt him, you might hurt yourself, so you gotta be careful with him.
Just- oh, give him a nice smell-*sniff*
BLUBLUBLUBLE
SHHHHHH...SHHHHH
Go to sleep. *smooch*
SHHHHH, Go to sleep.
BLUEEEEEEEE *laughs*
BLUUUUUUE *laughs*
Aw, its all sticky and gross! Why'd I do that?
Well no wonder you couldn't talk, your head was full of seeds.
There's your problem!
After you've given your pumpkin a lobotomy, take a second to appreciate your handiwork!
Look inside the pumpkins head!
And, um, admire the amount of emptiness that's inside it.
Try to put it on your own head- fail miserably- it hurts.
Ow!
Feeling good there boy? *slap* It's very rubbery.
*slaps pumpkin into song*
Okay, now that you got a bongo drum, it's time to start putting a face on this bad boy-
you have a SERIOUS case of acne going on, but we're gonna fix that.
We're gonna smooth you all down, we're gonna carve out some holes where your head will be.
Uhm, okay, I'm gonna go 'stereotypical pumpkin' on this now.
Okay-- YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!
I'm gonna put some eyes on him, like the uh- the slanted..
Kinda eyes- the angry looking face, that's what I'm gonna do--
I should probably draw it on before I do anything, because I'm gonna mess this up.
Take special attention to that,
because that's not how it's gonna look when I'm finished with it, okay?
See you just- you stick a knife right in his eye,
and if he screams, just- SHHHHHHHHH
just, SHHHHHHHHHHHHH, there you go.
There you go. *smooch* Go to sleep, go to sleep.
You gotta calm your pumpkin down sometimes before you go chopping their face off, okay?
I mean, pumpkins are people too.
AH-CHOO!
*laughing*
Aw get that knife good and deep in there.
Aw sure it's just like- it's just like carving up an orange football.
Where the hell is your nose?
Where's the nose part?
There it is, I see it. I see it. Come out-
WHY DIDN'T I CUT YOU PROPERLY?!? Here you go.
Here you go, you want another slice of action?
You want another slice of life?
You're not gonna get that cause you're gonna die now so.
Stab you in the nose!
Why won't the nose part come out?
There we go, oh. *laughing* Nice.
Now can you breathe?
Fine, fucking complaining all this time
I mean, what do you want from me? I'm just a person.
Now we go for the mouth- I like to think of myself..
Kind of like a pumpkin dentist.
You just- *smacks with knife* you just smack him in the face and then he's fine--
oh God I shouldn't have done that.
Now you have a big scar on the side of your face, damn it.
Okay..*evil laugh*
Now if you're young, or at home alone, always get the help of an adult.
Don't do this on your own unless you're a qualified professional, like I am-
Cause Spider-Man don't wanna come and try and save your ass
from no Goddamn cuts on the hands
I mean, my web fluid is only good for sticking to walls.
It's not good for cauterizing--
er, I dunno why you'd want to cauterize with web, because it's fucking--?
It's not fire.
Uh, lets see if we can this mouth out.
That uh-- oh! Oh, oh, theres some of your teeth out, some of your dentures!
*evil cackling*
OH FUCK
And there you have your derpkin- I mean PUMPKIN!
He's not a derp, he's really cool.
Would you- would you believe that it was my head if I wasn't standing here holding him?
*giggling*
Doesn't he look cool?
Okay, we have to get- we have to rub off all the marker first, actually. Because..
With the marker on you, I can't really see where your head is.
Gimmie some of that pumpkin juice.
Now we gotta give you some eyebrows.
There are a very intricate piece of the pumpkin.
Because you gotta be careful,
you do them too deep-- You're gonna do it like you were like uh, tweezing some eyebrows
you gotta do it gently.
You gotta do it gently and-- oh God your whole eye is coming off- there we go.
Nice, bro!
Nice one.
You having fun?
Good boy.
And there you have it! A pumpkin, fit for a king.
If kings were into pumpkins.
Kings are into pumpkins, right?
What fucking way does this go on?
You gotta rotate your little hat
Until it fits back onto his- there we go! *laughing*
There you have your pumpkin!
Look at him, all menacing and evil and shit.
It's a bit too big. *laughing*
I wanted him to be smaller- Oh!
I need to get a candle for him, I actually have a candle I hold on-- WOOOOHOOOO
Lets go get it!
Stick my little candle in there! Oh god. You're all lopsided.
There we go.
Okay, not how the hell do I light you?
Can I come in fron the front? There we g-- nope.
That's a fire hazard, don't do that at home. Please.
And there you go.
Your candle is inside your pumpkin.
And it all looks nice and dandy.
*singing* Spooky, scary, skeletons sends shivers down your spine..
This actually looks pretty cool, in the dark.
*giggling*
AND that does it for this video on jacko-carving-jack-o's,
This was fun to do, I actually didn't know what to do, I wanted to keep the Halloween stuff going
and I didn't want to just do games all the time?
And I like doing this kind of stuff, outside of games, where you get to just hang out
and enjoy some time with me.
*laughing* This was fun, I really like it- we need to give a name to this guy!
People in the comments, give him a name.
I guess Jack-o is a pretty easy thing to do. Or Sam or Billy, people are gonna say.
But we need a cool name for him.
Lets call him Baldy! ..No- *laughing*
But anyway,
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, IF YOU LIKE IT..
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! LIKE A BOSS! AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND!
AND THANK YOU GUY AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES!
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*Outro song playing*
This is gonna sound terrible when I edit it.
Because- aw it's just.. Echo everywhere, my neighbors probably hear me so much louder down here, *giggle*