With four times the siblings,
it only makes sense that the Quads timeline
would have four times the adventures.
From the very beginning,
they've always followed the Quad Code.
Ricky!
That's for trying to dump pudding on Nicky.
You were going to dump pudding on me?
- Again? - On purpose.
Wow, Ricky, thanks for having my back.
What was that for?
For not having Dicky's back.
Thanks, Nicky, but Ricky's just try to make things right.
So, according to the Quad Code...
That's it!
All three of you, detention for the entire month.
That's 40 whole days!
And the next person who gets
even a crumb of food on the floor
gets to join them.
Sorry, Mr Williams.
I can't let my brothers go to detention alone.
It's the Quad Code.
Not my face!
Whenever it comes to doctors,
the Quads have a bit of bad luck.
I have rabies!
He has rabies!
Who has rabies?
Ricky!
We've gotta get out of here! Someone has...
Rabies!
I did it!
Rabies!
Nicky!
No, my precious!
Help me!
[screaming]
At camp, the Quads tried pretending
that they weren't related.
No relation.
Though there were some side effects.
Hey, you, stay away from my...
b-boyfriend.
Boyfriend?
Yes, and, uh...
Everybody's met? Great.
- But-- - Excuse us.
Look, I know this is crazy,
but I need you to pretend you're my boyfriend
so these girls will actually do camp stuff with me.
But I want to do camp stuff with Lily.
Do this for me and I'll stop kicking you in the shins.
You're not kicking me in the shins.
Ow, ow, ow! Okay, okay, okay! Fine!
After that, all the Quads tried running for class president.
These three Harpers sleep and sleep and sleep.
They're so tired they spend up to eight hours a night sleepin.
You could even say they hibernate.
You know what else hibernates?
Bears.
That's right. Nicky, Dicky and Dawn are bear.
Do you really want your president to be a bear?
I didn't think so.
Vote for Ricky, the only human in the race.
Paid for by Ricky Harper's allowance.
Bears?
- I'm not a bear. - Yeah, me neither.
Hey, what up, bears?
I'm guessing you saw my new campaign video.
Oh, and look, now I'm winning.
Dawn once tried to do her own thing by joining balle,
though like everything else in her life,
it ended up involving her brothers.
What are you guys doing here?
You know why we're here.
We all know why we're here.
Yeah, I know why you're here,
but I'm pretty sure you can't be here.
You know, I think the teacher is not going to want you here.
Wait, you boys want to join the class?
Of course, if our sister's here then we are too.
Fantastic! I'll get you set up.
B-But, no, they really don't want...
And the same thing happened to Ricky
when he joined the Boulderly Hills Country Club.
You're chewing and yet there are no "num-nums" or "nyak-nyaks".
How do you do it?
We'll tell you our secrets if you tell us
how you scored a 39 today.
It's a leap over the course record.
I really believe the game is won
before you even step onto the course.
[everyone] Ooh...!
Ricky thinks we're not going to fit in around here.
We're just as classy and sophisticated
as these people.
Oh, my good man,
a box of your finest apple juice with your bendiest straw.
And make it snappy.
We're classy and we don't like to wait.
Oh, appetizers. Don't mind if I do.
[chewing loudly]
This place is so fancy the food is pre-chewed.
Dawn did get back at her brothers, though,
using some creative diary writing.
Are you nervous at all?
What if he does something really bad?
Eh, how bad could it be?
[screaming]
Don't worry, it's just a harmless prank.
It's not like they're out for blood.
They're out for blood!
Oh...
Hi, Dawn and Mae.
How's your morning going?
- Okay. - I can't complain.
That's terrific.
We don't have any hair!
After that, the Quads kidnapped the mascots.
I got it!
They mess with our mascot, so we'll mess with theirs.
Let's steal their war pig.
[together] Yeah!
Steal their pig!
Steal their pig! Steal their pig!
We stole their second war pig!
[cheering]
[oinking]
And he's so cute.
Aww...
[farting]
Eww!
After that, they had a little trouble
with the cotton candy machine.
[gasping] Oh, no!
We must have left the machine on.
What do we do now?
I know exactly what to do.
I've had dreams about this.
I'm going cloud tasting.
Anybody got any other ideas?
Then let's go cloud tasting.
Are you almost done with the s...
sweet spun sugar?
What happened here?
[groaning]
You dumped the whole bag in, didn't you?
[groaning]
And then you ate it, didn't you?
[groaning]
Their sayonara stunt didn't go exactly as planned,
though it did turn out all right in the end.
Today I'm here to dedicate our school's new entryway.
But before I do, I present
the class of 2017's sayonara stunt.
[clapping]
Move, kids, so everyone can see
that adorable little inscription.
Why are you stepping out of your shoes?
What is the meaning of this?
Sorry, Principal Tarian, but we just wanted to pull off a stunt
the whole class could call their own.
Something that actually represented us.
So we cemented our shoes into the ground.
I can only guess whose idea this was.
This has Harper quads written all over it.
Um, actually, it has 2017 written all over it.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
After that, the Quads figured out
the sporting goods store wasn't really haunted.
[screaming]
[laughing]
- That was so good! - That was so funny!
I guess we won't be hanging out with those guys anymore.
I think we'll be just fine without them.
Thanks for helping us out, Dad.
Oh, thanks for not ratting me out to your mom.
Now, can we all agree not to sneak out anymore?
- Deal? - Deal!
Let's go, come on.
No, but that dress is so funny!
Did you do that?
I didn't do that.
[echoing] I did!
The real Sophia?
No...
It's your mother!
[screaming]
It's way scarier!
Dawn and Mae got jobs to pay for a trip to Paris.
Now, about your costumes...
Oh, I was thinking I could be a galactic princess.
And I could be, like, a space warrior.
That would be amazing if you got to choose your outfits,
which you don't.
You have to race for them.
- [chuckles] - Race?
I'm serious.
Go.
Oh, by the way, only one of them's been cleaned.
This isn't so bad, right?
Do you have any idea how bad this helmet smells?
[sniffs]
[retches]
[robotic voice] Nope, can't do it.
Sorry, Bleep-Blop,
but the helmet stays on at all times, all right?
You guys are doing great, though.
Cheer up, Bleep-Blop.
Remember, we're doing this for Paris.
[robotic voice] Bleep-Blop sad.
And at the end,
their first sky dive went about as well as you'd expect.
All right, "I love you guys" on three.
Ready?
One, two, three!
[together] I love you guys...!
All right, step number one,
never jump past the drop zone.
Whoops.
♪ There's four holes In my roof ♪
♪ There's one thing I know ♪
♪ This is gonna cost us A whole lot of dough ♪
Even though that was completely insane,
it was one of the best moments of my life.
Of our lives.
Well, at least nothing is ever boring in the Harper house.
Nothing ever will be.