(whispers) Exclusive.
Hi-hi-hi-hi!
Oh my God.
(interposing voices)
How are you? You look amazing.
Are you serious right now?
I just noticed something. Same bag alert.
Same bag alert. Twinnies!
How hilarious is this?
That is so funny.
So funny. So funny.
It's like a sitcom or something.
You know what I was just thinking? I just realized this,
you probably just saw it
on my Instagram feed, and then...
You know, I don't follow you on Instagram.
So...yeah.
Oh. Okay. Weird. You don't.
Yeah. No, I don't.
Who cares. Who cares.
Who cares. So we have the same bag.
And I love it. And I love that we're twins.
It's amazing, and I love it, and it's amazing.
I got it first. Who cares.
You know what? You copy me, and that is so flattering.
Who cares.
Yeah, but now I can't remember did you say
that you have to go to a nightclub after this.
You going out? You going to...or is it a wedding?
Why are you saying that?
It's just that your makeup's really heavy.
It looks really good--
Thank you.
--really good, but it's really heavy. It's really heavy.
I like to put a little effort in. You know?
So you gotta find what works for you.
Exactly. It's about feeling good.
And honestly, I think one of the reasons that I've been
feeling so good is I've done the most amazing
cleanse recently. I highly recommend.
I don't know if you'll be able to find it though.
That is so good. You know, I actually just finished
a cleanse too.
Ooh.
Mines a little bit newer, a little less dated.
It's called the Fresher than Fresh, Fresh as Clean,
Clean, Clean, Fresh, Fresh Cleanse.
Sooo good. - That's really a long name.
It's really long name, because it's a really
long cleanse. You do it for a year.
I actually think I read about your cleanse
on Jezebel. Wasn't it like a hoax,
people were like getting really sick from it?
No. That is incorrect.
Like my body feels so good--
Totally.
--that I really need only 4 hours of sleep.
You're doing the whole sleeping at night thing though?
It's so...I just do two quick 15 minute naps a
day, and I'm ready to go.
That was like a 30 minute situation.
Hey! Thank you so much.
What is your name again?
Tom
Lauryn: Thome. Tom: Yeah.
Oh my God. That is some name.
It's like strong. And I love your glasses too.
It's so like, that Weezer video, that Weezer guy,
Buddy Holly. And it's just like retro, and hip.
Are you guys ready to order?
I think we need a little more time with the
table tent.
Sure. Have at it. I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Did you just like see that? It was like,
sparks, sparks, sparks, electricity.
I don't know. It was like the beginning of a
romantic movie or something.
Did you feel that?
No. Not at all. Like a rom-com?
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe it ends up being funny,
but in the end we end up together. I don't know.
It's funny that you even say that, because
I was at a SoulCycle class with Kyra Sedgwick,
and she's just so fit. So inspirational.
I do sort of the newer version of that.
It's called SpiritCycle. It's like SoulCycle, but
it's newer, and it's better, and it just
takes it to a whole nother level.
Like I'm all about my core. Like if it involves
the core, like my tree trunk, like, I sign right up.
It's my number one priority.
That's you?
That is me.
Your number one priority. Good for you.
You just start working on your core? You just like...
No-no-no. I've been working on it for a while.
Cool cool cool.
Ready to order.
Do you have any recommendations?
No. I do. Yeah, the bacon cheeseburger with smoked gouda
is really good.
You like it?
It's my favorite.
Uh. Oh my God. I feel like are you in my brain
with me right now?
I am not at all.
No. That's not possible, but um, yes,
I want that, and that's it. And I can't wait to eat it.
Okay so. Alright. Sounds good.
I am so rude. I am getting a text right now.
Let me just check it.
It is you. Why are you texting me? From here?
I'm texting you purposely, because a joke.
Oh my God. This is a funny joke.
A joke. Right now.
Lauryn is such a cunty skank. She is like a
walking, talking pile of human STD garbage.
Yeah.
Hilarious. It's almost like it's not meant for me at all.
I know! That's what I did. I did a really
hurtful text in a character of someone if
they didn't like you. It would be so funny.
Oh my God. You are like a comic, like waiting
to bust out.
Cunt.
(they both giggle)
Whore.
Lauryn: I hate you so much. I hate you so much.
Lauryn: Wish you were dead.
Eliza: I hope you get run over when you
Eliza: go out to your car.