- This thing is like-
- It's so hard.
- Oh, you just ruined it, man.
I'm a big fan of the Heath bar.
- All right, we'll just find another one.
(groovy music)
- Good mythical morning.
- Over the course of the past two Halloweens,
we've eaten a lot of candy
and what we learned was that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups,
best candy of all time.
Necco Wafers, worst candy of all time.
And you know what, Almond Joy, it's actually pretty good.
- Yeah, we also realized
that there are so many candy bars out there
that they deserve a tourmanent of their own.
- A tourmanent.
- Yeah, how do you say the word?
- I say tournament but you know what,
I'm gonna start saying tourmanent.
- I think that's right.
- Yeah, tourmanent of their own.
- Buckle up little beasties
'cause we're about to embark on a three-day tourmanent
to determine the definite worst candy bar of all time.
It's time for Creepy Candy Bar Crapfest day one.
Behold our daringly dazzling, devastatingly, dapper,
ding dong dopest bracket board of disappointing candy bars.
- All right, this bracket contains 16
of the worst candy bars of all time.
- And do you see?
It's a cross section of a candy bar.
- [Rhett] I didn't notice that right now.
- [Link] You thought it was a K.
- I've just been focusing on the fact
that it was a tourmanent
and that's really the only thing I've been thinking about.
So I just saw the brackets,
but it's actually the cross-section of a candy bar.
- Of a candy bar.
- Okay, there's 16 of the worst candy bars of all time
as voted on by you.
We created a list, like we always do,
of worst candy bars based on online sentiment
and then we put a mythical beast survey out there
on Facebook, IG stories, Twitter, the YouTube Community tab,
we're doing it all over the place for the tourmanent.
55,971 votes were cast.
I don't know if that's one person voting that many times
or some division,
but narrowing it down to the last 16 worst candy bars ever.
- Yeah okay, the first eight candy bars
that we're gonna be eating today
'cause the other ones are tomorrow,
but today is Almond Joy - [Rhett] Baby Ruth.
- [Link] Three Musketeers - [Rhett] Heath
- Butterfinger - Payday
- Hershey's Gold - And Mounds.
- And manning the board for this year's competition
is John Wayne Chasey.
Oh gosh. - Oh gosh, okay.
- Wrong entrance.
- Chasey, it's over there.
The tourmanent happens over there.
Oh why, he just brushed your neck.
- Oh why.
- Oh why. - Oh why, exactly.
- In the end, the candy bar we deem the worst of all time
will suffer the ultimate punishment,
being buried alive.
- Let the battle of the bars begin.
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- All right, our first battle is with the candy bar
that you decided was the worst.
The first seed, Almond Joy versus the 16th seed Baby Ruth.
- Now the Almond Joy was the Cinderella story
of the you know when it was in the other tournament.
- Right.
- So now we got this thing where you guys are saying
it's the worst.
- It's not the worst.
- And we've already. - It's actually pretty good.
- Okay now. - Oh it comes in two,
so we just each get one.
- Yeah and it also grab one.
It also has a cardboard backing,
which this is like one of those,
if you get injured and like the paramedics show up,
they're like. - A splint.
Oh backboard. - Like a backboard.
Yeah, it's a backboard for a very, very small person
or maybe a lizard. - This thing's a contraption.
- When I look at that board, I just get hungry.
I mean, you know, I like everything.
So we're really gonna be relying on your instinct
to dislike foods to really carry us through this.
So the pressure's on you, bowl.
- You want to eat this one too?
I mean you don't have to.
- Mmhmm.
- Baby Ruth.
One time we got paid by Baby Ruth to dress up like goth-
- Goth, goth.
- It's pretty good.
- I actually, I don't really like Baby Ruth,
like it's kinda dry.
- I'm not gonna say the Cinderella story
is now one of the worst.
So I'm saying Baby Ruth is worse than the Almond Joy,
even though I never thought I would say that.
- And that means that the Almond Joy,
which is better, this is confusing,
the one that's better goes in the eat you later bucket
just like this.
- Exactly like that.
J. Dubb Chasey putting in work.
- He really hit it hard there at the end.
He seems mad.
(dramatic music)
- Next up, we got the eighth seed
with 6,296 votes, Three Musketeers
versus the number nine seed with 6,103 votes, Heath.
So these are neck and neck.
Break me off a piece of that Three Musketeers.
- Now, I'm learning some things about Three Musketeers.
First of all, Three Musketeers is called a Milky Way
outside of the US and Canada.
That's mind blowing.
And what we know to be a Milky Way
is called a Mars Bar outside of the US and Canada.
What's happened?
What can't we just get on the same freaking page?
- We've been lied to.
Heath bar,
which oh gosh,
this thing is like- - It's so hard.
Oh, you just ruined it, man.
I'm a big fan of the Heath Bar.
- All right, we'll just go with another one.
- I also am a big fan of this though
so you're gonna have to decide which ones' worse.
- So what's, milk chocolate English toffee bar?
Here's an interesting thing,
early ads promoted the Heath Bar as a health bar.
- Yeah, that's what I've always thought.
Oh it says Heath, not health.
- It says Heath for better Health.
Only the best milk chocolate and almonds,
creamy butter and pure sugar cane.
Tell me why anyone would like this.
This is horrible.
- Toffee, toffee is the nectar of the Gods.
- Well, it's not that it tastes bad-
- But I don't care, I like both of them
so whichever one you hate worse we'll-
- It doesn't taste like a candy bar.
It tastes like candy that's coated in chocolate.
I feel ripped of.
- But I hear what you're saying is-
- Oh my gosh, we have a freaking interloper.
- It can happen.
I was hoping no would see it,
but Baby Ruth's can get into Three Musketeers sometimes.
- The baby being sneaky.
- The baby.
- I'm clearly voting for Heath to suck more.
- Okay, so that means its Three Musketeers,
I don't have a problem with that,
is better and being thrown in the bucket.
I almost hit me on the head.
Like I got to go back to the right hand.
- I wasn't even watching.
- Yeah!
- It's a big bucket.
All right, Chasey.
Throw it on there.
- He's much more gentle.
I think he took my feedback from the first round.
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Won't you?
Yes.
- All right, okay, now we've got our next contenders.
The number 12 seed with 5,238 votes Butterfinger
versus the fifth seed with 6,950 votes Payday.
- So give me some of that Butterfinger, man.
We're both-
- Oh, it's already split, just pull.
- We're both peanut butter loving fiends.
- When I get Halloween candy,
if I'm gonna steal from my children,
first, I steal the Reese's
and the second I steal the Butterfinger, that's how I roll.
- The taste is good.
You really can't say anything bad about the taste,
but this flakiness here,
I just took one chomp
and every single one of my teeth is lined
with this peanut like shale.
You know that rock that's like beside a river called shale
and it's just like-
- And that's the good part.
I like to have residual food in my mouth
from this thing that I'm eating.
- And you like geology.
- That is a feature for me, not a bug.
I will tell you though, in 1923,
they dropped Butterfingers from planes
as an advertising campaign.
- [Link] Seriously?
- Can we bring that back?
Let's drop the bobble heads from planes.
- All right, so the Payday, when did this thing come out?
1932.
So it's not as, it's not as old as a Butterfinger.
- Why is it so nut forward?
- It's so nut forward that they're saying,
they're now promoting it as a protein bar.
It's got seven grams of protein in it.
- It tastes like a slightly better tasting protein bar,
which is why I really don't like it.
It's like let's take the stuff
that people don't like from other candy bars
and put it into one candy bar and then call it Payday.
- So the taste of the Butterfinger's so much better,
and you could argue that all the stuff in your teeth
is just more Butterfinger for later.
- That's right.
So you're saying that you like the Butterfinger more,
Payday's worse?
- Yeah, this pretty much is like a dookie log to me.
- All right, hey, we're getting on a roll.
- Nothing on my side's gotten a toss.
- Yeah, that's by design, Link.
- JWC, what are you doing?
What, you cleaning something?
Okay.
He's sanitizing it.
- Are you happy?
Hmm, shouldn't have asked him that.
- We've got the final seed of the day, number 13.
Ooh, it's unlucky.
With 5,096 votes, Hershey's Gold Bar
versus the number four seed with 11,619 votes, Mounds.
- Look at this thing, it's gold.
- This is a first.
- Oh, look, and look how it's organized.
They're like, let's change it up.
- They tetrisized it.
- It is a new bar, relatively new, dropped in 2017.
The first bar in 23 years from Hershey's.
Cookies and Cream was before that in 1994.
- Wow, they don't put out a lot of bars.
- It says that what's inside, the cream,
is the same that's inside of an Oreo.
But Hershey's says it turns the white cream gold
by browning the sugar inside.
- And then what's the bits, peanuts and pretzels?
- [Rhett] Peanuts and pretzels.
- They're very small.
But it's got that saltiness.
- It promised quite a bit.
- And it doesn't deliver on anything.
I don't even taste the Oreo cream,
like that was a titillating fact,
my friend. - That's fool's gold.
- But I'm not (sniffing)
not experiencing that.
Mounds.
Mounds do not have an almond and it's dark chocolate.
- I think it's to deliver it into your mouth.
I don't want to eat the whole thing though.
- Eat the backboard.
- I mean I've had a lot of candy today.
- This is nowhere near as good as an Almond Joy.
I mean the dark chocolate, got a little more bitterness.
It's an almond joyless candy bar.
- You think the joy is in the almond?
- Yeah, definitely because-
- What about the joy in the chocolate and the joy
in the coconut?
- The coconut.
- Put it in the coconut.
- I don't like either one of these.
It's just a question to me of which one is worse?
- I like Mounds more than this.
This promised, this got me so excited,
look at the packaging,
look at the little color scheme on the edge.
So disappointed.
- Yeah, they tried really hard.
- This is just like the guy at the Almond Joy factory
left the dark thing on too long
and forgot to put an almond in.
I'm in a forgiving mood, I like it.
- No, no, we're not.
We are crapping on the worst, man,
and even though this one ranks lower,
this one's worse than the Almond Joy big time.
- Is it worse than this?
- In in my, yes, yes, yes,
at least this is creamy.
- This was a disappointment.
I am firmly saying that this is worse than the Mounds.
You're saying that Mounds is worse than this?
- Yes.
So, all right, we're going to a tie breaker, obviously.
We are gonna perform the tie breaker,
how heavy is John Wayne Chasey's sack?
- So John Wayne Chasey has a sack
and we're supposed to grasp it
and then tell you how many grams it is.
Why grams 'cause candy bar?
You can hold it first.
- Okay.
Lighter than I thought
You've been using it.
Okay, there's not much to that.
- Whoa, that's a light sack.
- That's light.
- That's a really light sack.
You look at John Wayne Chasey
and you think he'd have a heavy sack.
- A kilogram is 1,000 grams, right or 1,000,
I'm not gonna think out loud any more.
All right, I have my number.
Do you want to say yours first so I can change mine?
- Yeah I was about to say,
let's say our numbers at the same time, okay?
- When we catch it.
- [Stevie] Here we go.
When you catch it?
- I'll just throw it to you.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- 175. - 17.
17 grams man, it's not kilograms.
- I said 175 grams.
You said 17 grams?
- Yeah, I was.
- 180.
- I was saying kilograms.
18 kilograms. - Hey listen,
can we just take a moment?
A man just holds a sack and says 175 grams
and then you weigh it, it's 180 grams.
I feel like I should receive at least a candy bar for that.
- Yeah, here it is.
- Thank you.
I hate it.
- Yeah, okay, hey, at least I get to throw something.
Why was I off that far?
It doesn't matter.
- Hey, well you missed that too.
You know what, get another try, get another try.
Leave on a happy note.
Adjust it just a little bit, just a little bit.
You got it, there's more Mounds where that came from.
Nope too short.
It looks good. - I'm getting pretty defeated.
I look like an idiot
and now I look like an idiot.
- Just go harder, just go harder.
Just go harder, same thing harder.
No harder!
- I don't want to go too hard.
- [Both] Yeah!
- John Wayne Chasey, put jet Hershey's Gold on there
if you're following along.
- Not Mounds. - Not Mounds.
You're not, see yeah, exactly.
That's what I would have said, but I'm horrible at weight.
- Okay, that means at the end of the day,
Baby Ruth, Heath, Payday and Hershey's Gold
have moved on as still having a chance
to be the worst candy bar ever.
- Yeah, they get to rest up for tomorrow
while we select the next four to continue on
and battle them for the title of the worst candy bar ever.
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