♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- (Finebros) Today you'll be playing this.
- "007 GoldenEye."
- We're using a Nintendo game?
- This game looks sick. I'm down for James Bond 007.
- I heard it was hard
and it's like a shooter game before shooter games were popular.
- I played it for years, but also I haven't played it in years.
So it's kind of a coin toss. We're gonna see, I guess.
- (Finebros) Lucky for you,
GoldenEye can be played in versus mode.
And you know what that means. It's tournament time.
- Oh gosh.
- Where's the other person? I know you're in here.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- I like Natalya.
- I'm gonna choose Mayday 'cause she's black.
- (laughs)
Temple. - Temple?
- Complex.
- Let's do bunker. - Okay.
- (takes deep breath) - I love you.
- (nervously) I love you too, but I'm gonna die.
- (chuckles)
- Oh... - Where am I?
- ...my god.
- B, open the door.
- "Picked up..." - Okay, open the door. Shoot.
- Did it pick it up for me? Chill.
- Why are you picking up all this stuff?
I'm getting through doors.
- I don't know, but I think I'm gonna win now.
- Oh no.
(gun cocks)
- (gasps) - Wha?
I don't have a weapon yet. - I got a gun.
- Come on. - (giggles)
- Is that a weapon, or is that just-- what is this?
- Hey. - Okay, I picked up some ammo.
But I need something to put the ammo in.
How are we supposed to find each other?
- I feel like you're by me. - I feel like you're by me too.
Oh, there's a little map thing in the corner.
Run, run, run, no, no, no.
- I'm gonna cry. - Aah! Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm running into walls. - You're somewhere.
- Obviously. Oh my god. (both scream)
No, no, no, no, no.
Why can't I move?
- I'm gonna die! - No!
- Where are you running to?
Come back! - I don't know how to open the door.
(staccato gasps) - No.
- Oh, I see a thing. I see a thing.
- Mm-mm, better not be me. - Please be a gun.
Okay, I picked up something.
Okay, okay. (gun cocking)
Oh my god, I have something. Thank the lord.
(gunshot) - Stop!
(gunfire) (laughing)
Come back!
- Oh my god! Aah!
(giggles) Did I kill you? Or what's happening here?
♪ (theme music) ♪ Did I kill you?
(controller rattles on table)
- HOW DID I DIE?
There is no possible way. - Woo!
I don't want to get cocky. I still have one more kill.
- Wait. Wait.
Now I'm getting competitive. Okay.
- Woo.
- Probably just gonna-- - This is giving me anxiety.
Oh my god, is that you?
- (gasps) Oh, I don't have a gun. I'm just gonna hit you.
- Wait, where the-- I can't see.
(bullets bouncing)
- Girl, let me go get some ammo. - Girl, come back here.
Come back here. - No, I need ammo. Get away from me.
- Do you even have a gun? - Yeah, I do.
Oh shit, did I run out of ammo?
♪ (theme music) ♪
I picked up ammo, but I need a gun.
- It's too dark. It's too dark. Oh no. - Okay, I'm ready.
- You're on the stairs.
(gunfire) I can't see her!
(loud gunfire)
♪ (theme music) ♪ - Aw, what?
- No way! - What?!
- Guys, I actually won a game!
Are we still getting lunch after?
- Yes. - Okay.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- I'm pretty good at video games.
- Oh, I'm [bleep].
Oh, facility looks sick, like a building.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. And it has different levels too.
- Oh, that's lit. All right, let's get that.
Let's go, buddy.
- Ooh. - That pre-calm jitters.
Oh wow, the graphics. Amazing! - Oh! I love it.
- How many-- oh, okay, I picked up ammo.
- See, it's the graphic.
(gunfire)
- Oh [bleep].
- Get in here. - Yo, why don't I have a gun?
How do I hit this chick? - Why aren't you done? Finally.
Oh my gosh. - Bro, where's my gun at?
Oh, okay, okay. (guns cocking)
All right. All right.
All right, now it's equal playing fields.
(rapid gunfire) - Is that fun?
(rapid gunfire continues)
- Not that tall, homey.
(characters in game groaning) - Can't shoot a girl.
- Oh, he's blowing it up. Ooh.
♪ (theme music) ♪ - No.
- Headshot. These things happen. Let's go, come on.
Oh [bleep], the stakes, the stakes.
- Yo, he has all the guns right now. Like, I have nothing.
- You have no weapons on you?
- No. - Oh, sorry, man.
Uh, I'm-- - JK.
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
You better be not looking at my screen though, right?
(gunfire) Oh [bleep].
♪ (theme music) ♪
- Oh! - Oh, bro.
- I found that good gun too.
- I lost, but look. It's never a loss; it's just lessons learned.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- I'm gonna be Jaws because I like that movie.
- Oh boy. - Woo!
- I'm gonna be Xenia,
'cause it kinda sounds like that warrior chick.
- (gasps) May we do library? - Library.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- There we go. - Okay. Yep, we got this.
Mm!
- You only live twice. - YOLT!
- Oh, look at those high-quality graphics. - I can't see.
- Oh, is this a weapon? I will click A.
Do I have a weapon now? Where am I?
- Getting all stressed out. Ha!
- Oh, shoot! - Da-da-da. No, no!
Wait, wait. No, come back here!
Come back here! - How do I get over here?
- Karate chop! Can I kill her with my hands?
- Wait, how do I-- okay, A.
- Aha. Wait. - All right, how do I-- here we go.
- Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no, no. Running away.
Running away. - (laughs)
- Oh, I don't have any ammo. Where do I get ammo, guys?
There we go. - You get ammo in your soul.
- Okay. Where you at now? I gotcha.
- I'm gonna just barricade this
so when you come, I'm just gonna shoot you.
- Will it be a "b-Eric-cade"? Sorry.
- No, it'll be a "Becca-cade." - That doesn't rhyme at all.
Ha. - (snickers)
Am I shooting you?
- No, no, no. Die, die, die. ♪ (theme music) ♪
- Darn it! - Duh!
- We were both close. - That's one!
- Where are you, you-- - I don't know.
(gunfire exchange)
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
♪ (theme music) ♪ - Oh my god.
This is getting intense. - Looks like player two's bringing some
troo-uble.
- One day you'll make a good joke.
Oh hey, I found you. Wait, no, I don't have a gun.
This isn't fair.
- Now you understand the trouble. - (pants)
- Wait, I don't have a gun either now!
- Wait, what happened to our guns?
- Okay, okay, okay. Where did you go?
(gunfire) - Wait, no, no.
This is cheating. This is cheating.
- How's that cheating? - I'm running. I'm running.
I'm just trying to find a gun.
- All right, I'm gonna pick up this gun.
- (anxiously) Where is a gun? - Where are YOU?
- I don't know!
Aha.
- Wait, where are you?
- Um, not here.
(gunfire) - Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Wait, one sec. That's not fair; you know it.
There we go. You, you. - No, no, no, no, no.
Gotta go. Reload. Oh.
(gunfire, characters groaning)
I got you, like, 12 times.
How are you alive? - I shot you too.
(clicking)
(gunshot) ♪ (theme music) ♪
- What?! What?!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, high five!
- No! No! No! - Okay, no high five.
- I'm a sore loser!
No, I'm sorry, fine.
- Okay. Yeah! - Yay!
- (both) Friendship!
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- I just want to win. (chuckles)
- I'm just honored to be here.
- Just play the game. I'm nervous.
- Do you want to hit Random and let fate decide?
- Yeah!
- I don't like you guys right now. I'm really nervous.
I feel like you guys are just looking--
like, you're plotting against me. - Oh, crap, crap, crap.
All right, you know what?
I'm just gonna stay right here in my little corner.
And if anyone comes, I'm gonna shoot you.
- I feel like someone's coming. - Yeah!
(gunfire) - Oh. Oh! Whoa, dang!
Uh... so let me just come and find y'all.
I don't hear anything. - WHAT?!
♪ (theme music) ♪
- I think I killed Will.
- What?!
- Where am I at? - Where ARE you at?
- I don't know. Oh my god!
- I'm gonna just stay in my corner, guys. Don't mind me.
- I think I've walked around this entire building.
♪ (theme music) ♪ - No!
I stayed in my corner and I died. - Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
- I really wish y'all would just walk to me.
- No, wait! Wait, just wait a second, okay?
- (chuckles) - No, stop it! You meanie!
This is so-- - I'm a psychopath.
- Gosh darn it, I'm gonna lose.
- No, no, no, I'M gonna lose.
Hey, do you want to team up on her?
- Hey. - Why would you--
- Why would you even suggest that?
Shoots-- wait. Wait, can you just hold off
for, like, one second? - No!
- No! (chuckles)
(gunfire)
- Come-- wait, who am I shooting? Get over here, Boris.
♪ (theme music) ♪ - I'm dead.
- Okay, okay, it's just us.
- Guys, she's right in front of you.
Boom. Right there.
Stop shooting the wall. - I'm trying.
Where are-- oh, there you are. - Where are thou?
(gunfire continues)
- This doesn't make sense!
♪ (theme music) ♪ - Yep, I'm dead.
- Guys! No way! No way!
- Woo!! - No way!
I would just like to thank all the Canadians and Justin Bieber
and my mom for always sticking behind me,
'cause I just never thought we would get to this day.
- Where you win in a video game. - Exactly.
- Thanks for watching us play GoldenEye 007 on the React channel.
- Subscribe. New gaming episodes every Sunday.
- (imitating theme) ♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-bye! ♪
- See you guys later.
(gunshot) ♪ (theme music) ♪
(silence)