Sparky checking in.
We're about to get destructive, the opposite of get crafty.
And boys, I brought you a gift today.
Five vehicles, undrivable, totaled completely,
not street legal.
So these are totaled cars?
Totaled cars.
Yeah.
Through and through, and y'all get to go ham.
Break on three.
One, two, three, break.
Oh, let's do this!
[SCREAMS] I love it.
Not good at building stuff?
But I might not be good at painting either.
Come on.
Bullseye!
Bulls.
[LAUGHS] I keep going short.
Oh, it was such a good one.
Come on, what's happening?
Wow, I'm not built for this.
Cory's on attempt number 10 of trying to break the windshield.
Argh!
(SCREAMING) Yes!
I don't know why, but I feel really in my element here.
[SCREAMS]
OK, team.
You know who you are.
It's time.
I tapped out.
I'm tired.
[GROANING] Push!
Ha, ha, that's incredible.
Huh, kind of feel like I just lost.
That's my team!
Meanwhile, I'm over here shaving part
of my leg for a nice burnt hair smell
right there in the center console.
My son's name is Easton.
Let's have a go, huh.
I'm out of breath.
Hey!
Apparently, I'm the only one with a sunroof.
Let's see if we can get it first try.
It's not going to work.
Not going to what?
[CAR HORN]
Let's go.
I just lit my car on fire.
Watch out boys.
Oh gosh, this smells horrible.
Oh, working tail light, that one got away from me.
I'm tired.
Oh, I got one more tire to pop.
I've got to go do that.
Yeah!
Hey, I need that back real quick, G.
You can get it.
It's working.
Ha!
I wrote, "Hi, Sparky.
Love you.
Smiley face."
All right, it's time to pop the top.
Three, two, one, convertible.
The destruction's over.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Judgment time, power in my hands.
It feels good boys.
Let's go, baby.
In fifth place, think this one's pretty easy.
And it's Cory.
Honestly, I'm shocked.
I even quit halfway through.
Hey, see y'all soon on Get Crafty.
Fourth place.
It was fun, boys.
Don't sell yourself short there, Gar.
In fourth place, Garrett.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm a fan of the minivan.
You definitely called off the dogs early.
In third place, Cody Jones.
Oh.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah!
I love the convertible look.
The convertible's great.
I love the convertible.
Yeah, I'm a guy who loves a convertible.
You know, let my hair blow in the wind while I still had it.
Comment below.
We need a new judge.
I'm out of here.
I don't to hear it, Sparks.
Boys, I thought y'all did really well with your 15 minutes.
Y'all put it to use, and y'all were the most destructive.
But of course, there can only be one winner.
There can only be one.
The TT, PT Cruiser, baby.
Thank you, Sparks.
Well done.
I wanted it bad.
The interior set you apart.
Thank you.
It was really good.
I appreciate it.
I didn't want to bring it up back there,
but it is opposite episode.
So you know what I mean?
Are you trying to tell me?
Are you reading what I'm reading?
[LAUGHS]
Back to the desk.
Welcome to Not Cool Cool, where obviously you're
trying to get a not cool.
All right, Gar, don't kick us off.
Oh.
Good save.
Because Cory needs to do it.
Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a terrible item.
The only thing that you do with it is press the button.
It turns it on, and then the box turns it off.
Press the button to turn it on, and the box
itself turns itself back off.
I will say, I will say before you say it,
that it's a little fun.
There is no actual benefit of this box.
It is pointless.
Therefore, an obvious [BUZZ] not cool.
You're saying that it doesn't actually
open because it closes itself?
You can't use it as a box.
I mean, you could if you were really quick.
If you can put something in this box, then you can green it.
Good luck.
That box is fast.
All right, Ty, do your worst.
Green.
Ahhhh!
I greened it.
Is it green?
It's a good box.
It's a cool item.
It's a fun box.
Yeah.
Great item, Cor.
Well done.
What a start.
I will follow that with the dumbest item of all time,
a pointless puzzle.
It is a see-through puzzle.
You literally drop the puzzle pieces on the ground.
You build a puzzle, and at the end,
you really don't see anything because it's all see-through.
Good luck.
Dude.
Dude, this is the dumbest thing of all time.
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
[BUZZ]
I mean, that.
You kill an hour.
You'd kill the rest of your life trying to put this together.
That is so cool.
[DING]
The whole point is like at the end,
you're so excited to see the picture you made,
and there's no picture.
It's just nothing.
I agree.
The challenge is there, but then the payoff isn't, so I'm a red.
[BUZZ]
I think you could use this as a form of torture.
This is successfully [BUZZ] not cool.
I lied.
I'm a huge puzzle guy.
[DING]
That's a Saturday right there, folks.
I'm going to go ahead and go.
Let me just go back here for a second.
You know, I'm not a huge talker, you know, guys.
If you never want to talk to anybody else in your life.
That is disgusting.
Eww.
You wear this-- you wear this to the grocery store--
Eww.
No one's going to bother you.
They're actually going to walk away from you.
Look at the belly button.
That's disgusting.
It's not cool.
[BUZZ]
Can we cut the strings off the hoodie.
They're kind of distracting me from the illusion.
There you go.
That's better.
And by better, I mean worse.
(LAUGHING) Almost for that one move alone, I'm tempted.
Because of that change [BUZZ]
I have two firm opinions.
Number one, please take it off right now.
Number two, I hate it very badly, passionately [BUZZ]..
Your attempt to keep people away is only
going to keep the normal people away.
And the guys who love this humor are
going to be attracted to you.
Be like, dude, love what you're doing here.
And it's like, now you're stuck in a conversation
with a guy who loves this kind of stuff.
I didn't think that far down the road.
You are going to attract some weirdos,
and I did not think about that.
No offense to the weirdos.
If you own that, we still love you.
We just-- we probably wouldn't buy it.
Hey, look at me right now.
Zoom in.
If you own this, you need to go take it from your closet,
put it in a dumpster, and thank me later.
Unless it's a joke.
No, even if it's a joke, you get rid of this
right now like I'm going to get rid of it.
This thing's a joke.
[BUZZ] Not cool again.
I think it's a not cool.
[BUZZ] Overall, I think it's a not cool.
I think, based on my logic, it is a not cool item
because you're attracting the weirdos.
No way.
A super not cool for that?
I'm going to go ahead and give myself a standing O.
Good luck following that.
You guys know what I would never do
in a normal episode in the middle of Cool, Not Cool,
is stop and make a huge, massive announcement.
But good thing it's opposite edition.
Guys, the Dude Perfect 2022 That's Happy tour tickets
are on sale now.
Let's go!
24 cities, brand new show, perhaps our coolest Cool,
Not Cool items yet.
I've heard a rumor that Get Crafty might be happening live.
No, say it ain't so.
Click the link in the description,
or click right here to go get your tickets now.
It's going to be fun.
See you guys in the summer.
That's Happy named after one of the greatest phrases Gar's ever
come up with.
Back to Cool Not--
No.
It hurts my brain.
Back to Not Cool, Cool.
Ty, I actually need to borrow something from you in order
to display my item.
Would you mind taking your right shoe off for me
and handing it to me?
Wow, you really do only wear crocs.
Gentlemen, I would like to present to you the croc spur.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Are you having a hard time voting?
Honestly, here.
Hey, think about this.
[DING]
You're right, it's actually--
It's one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
For a croc owner.
I don't even have to change it into my cowboy boots.
Do you have another one for my other side?
I do, actually.
No way.
Do you want to put it on?
Yes.
No, it would just get in the way, you know.
It's a red
[BUZZ]
I own crocs.
I would never attach those to them, and for that I'm an out.
[BUZZ]
There's no way that those are wearable.
Because you put that on your foot,
and I guarantee the back of it just rubs.
Put it on your foot, Ty.
That's magical Oh, he wears socks.
Oh you got to go crocs and socks.
You go socks and crocs?
Crocs, socks and spurs, baby.
Yeah!
Ha!
[HORSE NEIGHING] Ha!
I genuinely think that is cool.
I agree.
Ty's Instagram algorithm would definitely
feed in this kind of a product.
You need spurs for your crocs?
Ty's like, yeah.
Absolutely.
Again, I'm not sure if you should
be happy or sad, but good job.
You know what's cool is sports.
You know what a cool sport is?
Basketball.
Yeah.
Golf.
Yeah, golf I would say is cool.
Baseball.
You know what's not cool is when people try and take something
that's cool like a sport and just turn
into a lackluster, bad example.
I would like to present to you guys.
I don't even have a name for it.
That's how not cool it is.
I guess I'll just see if it probably doesn't even
hit the ball.
[DING]
(SCREAMING) A hole in one!
You got a hole in one.
[DING] [DING] [DING]
Hey, Ty, swing it again. (LAUGHING)
A man will admit when he was wrong.
[DING] [DING] [DING]
Honestly, I'm just glad this segment has concluded.
What's next, Ty?
Coming up next is Not Top 10.
And by the way, I'm not hosting it.
What?
Gentlemen.
Oh.
Welcome.
You know what?
I'm just going to go ahead and say it.
He's not the guy.
[LAUGHTER]
As we all know, Tyler had his chance in the sun,
and he blew it.
There were 43,000 comments that said he must go.
Welcome to the school, brother.
Gentlemen, today, we are going over the worst animals
in the history of animals.
God's worst work.
[LAUGHTER]
I would like to present to you the capybara.
I don't even know what these are.
Honestly, the capybara, to me, was
too cute to put anywhere higher on the list.
I'm personally interested in him being a pet of mine.
Is it not 10?
You're supposed to be ranking the 10 worst
animals in the world.
So all these should be bad.
It shouldn't be they're too cute.
As one of the cutest animals in the world,
has one of the worst names I've ever seen.
The Bible says that Adam named all the animals,
and I'm going to ask him about this in heaven one day.
This is why the capybara deserves to be on the list.
Moving right along to number nine, humans.
Oh, wow.
Humans are number nine.
Yikes.
We should all be apologizing for.
When's the last time you saw a dolphin make this type
of a mess in the world?
If you're wondering to yourself why humans are on the list,
we're all part of the animal kingdom, guys.
What other animal's generated $2 billion in habitat restoration?
No need to linger on number nine.
Let's move right along to number eight, the King Vulture.
The King vulture to me, reminded me of Ty's pendulum pain.
There's just too much going on.
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
TYLER: I got it.
I'm finished.
[END VIDEO PLAYBACK]
This should not all be on one animal.
The guy's bald, just like me.
I will say, a bald bird is not a good look, though.
It's not the last one we'll see today, Gar.
Moving on to number seven, the Black Mamba.
As the deadliest snake, brings back
snakes in the coffin vibes for me.
I'm not here for it.
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
[YELLING]
[END VIDEO PLAYBACK]
I have a question.
Sure.
Can you-- I mean, obviously, I'm sure you
are such an integral part of the set design here.
Tons.
Can you name two of the three animals that are on your set?
The top one is a mountain lion.
You're joking.
He's being a troll.
I actually don't know what the top one is.
Are you kidding me?
Number six, Chad, if you would is--
Just go fast, Colby.
Just get through it.
Garrett, we've got another bald joke coming.
It's the marabou stork.
In my opinion, this is like all the people
out there who you just need to get the hint,
and you need to shave your head.
This little guy's just got a little bit of fuzz hanging on.
And he needs to go.
You just put the unofficial bird of Uganda up on your list.
Do you know that the marabou stork
can swallow 2.2 pounds of meat in one single swallow?
Can he really?
Yes, that's why it's an unbelievable animal.
Doesn't matter.
He deserves to be on the worst animals of the world list
number six.
No way.
Number five, the fainting goat.
No.
If you're not familiar, if you yell or show an umbrella
to one of these fainting goats, they freeze.
And then they fall over.
It's unbelievable.
It's one of the coolest things the animals do.
Unbelievable.
Number four-- we are moving on to an animal that nightmares
are made of--
the Japanese Spider crab.
One of the oldest animals in the history
of the world, that's cool.
I mean, yeah, just throw him on the list.
Do you know how old they live?
Do you know how old a spider crab lives?
I dare you to show this to your child and hope
that he sleeps through the night.
100 years old.
It's unbelievable.
Those things live to be 100 years old.
He's probably 60 right now.
It's unbelievable.
I'm afraid to talk too you much because I
feel like an uncontrollable rage may come out.
And I've never really been scared of actually being
the rage monster in real life.
But I think we're getting dangerously close
at this point.
And if I keep talking, I might explode.
Number 3 is the animal who has killed
the most humans in the history of the world, the mosquito.
I 100% agree with that.
Great pick.
OK, OK, Yes.
Finally.
Some could argue he'd be higher.
What would happen if mosquitoes were eradicated?
Would the whole food chain thing fall apart?
I haven't done a lot of study on it,
but I would imagine they're pretty imperative.
Some may argue with me on number two.
While this animal has not killed nearly as many people
as the mosquito, the animal at number two,
I would argue kills people on the inside.
It's not number one, but hey.
I'm here for it.
You know, I don't mind cats.
No they're the worst thing in existence.
GARRETT: Oh OK.
OK.
The top three so far, great to me.
Let's bring it home with a bang.
I agree.
Two and three I'm on board with.
We will give you one quick chance
to take something from the list and replace
one of your horrible answers.
Yeah.
In hindsight, I would like to replace this black and white
creature with the black and white creature the skunk.
That's a good choice.
See, to me, that was a fail because we just
showed that he has no backbone.
That was a test.
This is your top 10.
You need to own your top 10.
You need to be able to stand up there and say,
this is my top 10.
I'm sticking with my gun.
And you just folded like a weak little stick in a wind storm.
Cue the clips of Ty doing the exact same thing.
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
TYLER: This is my show.
CODY: I like that.
TYLER: Hey, it's a group effort.
GARRETT: What a rule.
[END VIDEO PLAYBACK]
I say we bang home a number one here.
Yeah, the chigger.
Wow, your top three was absolutely brilliant.
I'm telling you, if you have ever been bit by chiggers,
you are feeling me right now.
We are vibing strong.
Very personal story I have here with the chiggers.
That was a long month of recovery.
Those chigger bites, they'll get you.
Say it with me, us three.
They must go.
The future can only be here.
I'll see you guys soon.
I'm sure I'll be back.
Comment below.
Which of the three of us do y'all want to see next?
I'm going to do us all a favor.
We will head not to Wheel Unfortunate,
but Wheel Fortunate.
You guys can use my hat for picking.
Cobes, great job.
Opposite edition.
Can I address something?
Take it how you will.
What?
I thought this was opposite edition.
Wheel Unfortunate?
Same logo?
I can't stand this show.
Oh, look at it.
Ha, ha, ha, it's the laziest thing I've ever seen.
You want to be on wheel.
By the way, Ned's not hosting.
Hi, hey, Cory, congrats.
It's you.
Then it'll be you.
You want to spin the wheel, and this person is not fortunate.
Coby is not fortunate.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
The next person who is not fortunate.
Cody it's not fortunate.
Let's go.
Another one.
The next person who is not fortunate is--
I got to say, if you get selected at the very end,
this is a rigged show.
Yes, yes.
Just pick somebody.
Hey.
I don't care about this show.
I honestly don't care who-- hey, you deserve this.
So do you.
The person is in my hand.
Comment below.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Come on, Cory.
Standing at 5 foot 11.
[YELLING]
It hurts to take that from Cory.
Are you kidding me?
And in honor of opposite day, while the real host is away,
Jim Schwartz is here to play Wheel Fortunate.
[APPLAUSE]
I am your host, Jim Schwartz.
My hair is long, and my shorts are short.
[LAUGHTER] And today, we have none other
than Garrett the purple hoser.
[CHEERING]
Come on down.
I have never been more excited.
Good to see you today, Garrett.
Is this show always like this?
It seems very fun.
[LAUGHTER]
No this show is not like this.
If it was like this, I would want
to spin this wheel every day of my life.
And I somehow feel like I have spinned this wheel every day
of my life.
[LAUGHTER]
Before we spin, we must look at what you can win.
We have every product made from Apple in existence.
That's what I want.
I would love a Shiba Inu coin.
I will tell you--
Well, I have 40 million of them.
I'll give you one.
Oh, we have gold bars, dinner with somebody
I don't recognize.
Yeah that's horrible.
[LAUGHTER]
New cameras for the editors.
That's very, very, very selfish.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, year's supply of Chick-fil-A Oh!
[GASPS]
And that one is not interesting to me in any way whatsoever.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, Mr. Garrett, because I am saying so, you Can do so.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Spin that wheel.
[CHEERING]
Come on, baby.
Oh, shiba inu, [INAUDIBLE].
Apple products or Super Bowl.
Oh!
Oh, I can not believe it.
We have a first edition holographic
Charizard Are we referring to what I think
I did with my entire childhood?
Is open poke packs and hope and pray
to God above for a card of a Charizard with holographic?
[LAUGHTER]
Because if we are, I need you to give it to me.
Hey, Jimbo.
It's Jim.
Sorry.
Short.
This is-- hey!
This is turning into unfortunate for me
because I don't want to listen to you anymore.
I am so fun.
Let's go get my card, OK?
And then, I'm going to sell it to buy my every Apple product.
That's my goal.
[APPLAUSE]
All right, I'm out of here.
[CHEERING]
We are here at the card shop.
It is time for Garrett to collect his fortunate
Charizard.
Let's do it, baby.
This is insane.
I might retire.
You might.
You might after this.
He's wearing the croc spurs.
What a day.
You have to.
What a day.
You have to.
I believe this is the man with the zard.
That would be me.
Josh?
Josh.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, Gar, I don't mean to--
Garrett.
Is that what we call them, zards?
Oh, well, that's good terminology to have for them.
But that's pretty much for everyone who's getting into it.
Otherwise, you're looking for the big terminology
would be first edition, shadowless, or unlimited.
And the big one is going to be first edition, shadowless.
Oh, ha, ha.
Wow.
If you were to put a price on it, Josh,
what would you put that at?
Well, price is all determined about grading of cards
and everything like that.
3.0 right here.
You know, anywhere upwards of $10,000
is it's pretty high for a three.
But this is better.
Oh gosh.
He's about two just one up you.
So next, you would have--
Oh, a Venusaur.
The Venusaur and the Blastoise.
Oh, Blastoise.
This is all a first edition shadowless, trinity set.
And all together as the trinity, what would you
say that the value is?
I know that I'm kind of asking $35,000 for all three of them.
Your regular Charizard it feels a whole lot less cool.
Not to take anything away, but we need all.
We need to collect them.
We've got to catch them all.
That's the game.
I'm back in.
I'm back in the game.
Where can I buy some pokey cards?
I mean, give me a pack.
I need a booster pack.
Yeah, all right, we're done here.
Back to the desk.
No, I'm not done yet.
I'm not-- I haven't even paid for mine yet.
Gar, I always wanted a first edition holographic Charizard.
Oh, you're so lucky.
Oh, it's incredible.
Yeah, as the saying goes, good things happen to good people.
I don't think that's how that goes.
Comment below, and let us know if you
want to see more card openings.
Because I could certainly go buy some more packs.
I might go right back after this in fact.
I'm actually waiting for this episode to end.
That will do it for opposite edition.
Let's hit them with the intro.
Oh, nice.
No, we don't have to.
I'm going to throw my hat first.
OK, and then now we're going to say see ya.
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