>> ONE HUNK WITH A SCULPTED BEARD.
TWENTY-FIVE BEAUTIFUL-ADJACENT LADIES.
WHO WILL HE CHOOSE TO BE HIS BRIDE?
IT ALL HAPPENS TONIGHT ON "BEARD HUNK."
>> HI, I'M NICK, AND THIS SEASON THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF DRAMA,
A LOT OF EXCITEMENT, AND AS ALWAYS, MINIMAL ASIANS.
I CAN'T WAIT. >> MMM.
I LIKE THIS. >> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> WELL, MY NAME IS RAQUEL. I'M 24 BUT MY FACE IS 36.
AND I'M THE WORST GIRL IN ANY ROOM I'M IN.
>> I LIKE THAT. ALSO I'M A BUSINESS OWNER.
>> WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS? >> OKAY, I'M NOT.
>> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
MM, I LIKE THIS. >> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> WELL, UM, MY NAME IS WHATEVER.
ALSO, OF ALL THE GIRLS HERE, I HAVE THE MOST ABRUPT OMBRE.
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO VOTE. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 26. >> THAT IS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE.
>> OH WELL. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? >> MMM.
I LIKE THIS. >> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> MY NAME IS ALLY AND I WAS BORN IN AN ASHLEY.
SORRY, MY NAME IS ASHLEY AND I WAS BORN IN AN ALLEY.
>> I LIKE THAT. >> ALSO, I HAVE A TWIN SISTER.
AND THIS IS REALLY HARD TO TELL YOU, BUT SHE'S SICK.
OF THE WAY I TREAT HER. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? MM, I LIKE THIS.
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO YOU ALL NIGHT.
CUZ IT IS 5:30 IN THE MORNING. >> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? >> WELL, I WAS MARRIED LAST
YEAR. >> OH, REALLY?
>> YES, TO YOU. >> OH, RIGHT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SORRY CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? MM, I LIKE THIS.
>> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. >> WELL, I'M A VETERINARIAN SO I
LOVE ANIMALS. BUT I'M ALSO A VERY SEXUAL
PERSON, SO I'D LOVE TO JACK YOU OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT.
>> I LIKE THAT. >> AND HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE
SECRET ABOUT ME. I DON'T HAVE A GAG REFLEX.
>> THAT'S HOT. >> YEAH. BUT I DO HAVE FOUR VERY
SHARP TEETH. >> CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
NICK, I'M SO LUCKY TO BE HERE. IN FACT, I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
AT ALL I WAS BORN EIGHT MONTHS EARLY.
I WAS IN AN INCUBATOR FOR FIVE YEARS.
THE DOCTORS SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO KEEP ME ALIVE.
AND I SURVIVED. >> WOW.
WHAT DO YOU DO NOW? >> I PROMOTE ICED TEA ON
INSTAGRAM. >> SORRY, CANISTEALHIMFORSEC?
NICK, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I HAVE A DAUGHTER. SHE'S 3 AND SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD. >> WHERE IS SHE RIGHT NOW?
>> I THINK AT LIKE THE NEIGHBOR'S OR SOMETHING.
SHE'S ALWAYS WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DRAWING.
>> SHE'S A GOOD ARTIST. >> OH, NO, I DID THIS.
>> SORRYCANISTEALHIMFORASEC? >> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I'M A JUDGMENTAL BITCH. >> CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
>> I FEEL SO SAFE RIGHT NOW. >> TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A FROG. BECAUSE I LOVE THE WATER.
AND MY EYE COLOR IS GREEN. AND I DO PEE AND POOP OUT OF THE
SAME HOLE. >> NICK, I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU
AND I NEED TO COME CLEAN. I HAVE FIVE STDs.
>> THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND.
>> ALSO I DIDN'T BRING A BIKINI. I ONLY BROUGHT A ONE-PIECE.
>> I'LL WALK YOU OUT. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"BEARD HUNK." [ APPLAUSE ]