-A lot of gossip sites have been --
they have something called a blind item, you know,
where they post celebrity rumors,
but they leave out the names, so that you just have to guess
who they're talking about.
The answers can be a little surprising.
Let me show you what I mean. It's time for "Hot Goss!"
[ Cheering and applause ] -♪ La la la la Hot Goss! ♪
♪ Hot Goss! ♪
♪ Goss! ♪
-Wow! -Wow, that was --
-That was powerful. -That was a theme song, there.
[ Laughter ] ♪♪
No, no, no, I don't want --
-♪ La la la la Hot Goss! ♪
♪ Hot Goss! ♪
♪ Goss! ♪
-You know, the extra little --
[ Cheering and applause ]
Extra little jab in there.
Let's get started. This first gossip story says...
-Ooh! -Yeah. People thought that was
about Daniel Craig as James Bond,
but it turns out it was about
Andy Cohen during a "Housewives" reunion.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Oh, my.
-You see what I'm saying? -Yeah, that's hot goss.
-Next up...
People thought it was about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly.
It really was about
your dad and his Android phone.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Oh.
-Huh? Huh?
-Hot goss.
-This is our "Hot Goss!" Next story says...
-Ooh! -People thought that was
referring to "Squid Game."
Turns out, it was referring to playing
Monopoly with your family. -Oh.
[ Laughter and applause ]
People thought that was referring
to the new "Halloween" movie.
Turns out, it really was about
flying on Frontier Airlines.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Why? -They got all the duct tape you need.
All the duct tape you need.
Next one says...
People thought that was about
the Age of Enlightenment.
[ Laughter ] -Really?
Is that what they thought?
[ Laughter ]
They thought that was about the Age, the hot goss people,
the people reading the hot gossip?
-The gossip magazines -They went, "Oh, my God..."
-thought it was about the Age of Enlightenment.
-"I think it's about Rousseau. Oh, my gosh."
[ Laughter ] -Holy moly.
-Oh, my gosh.
Wowsers! -Hot goss!
-Yep, they were really talking about
the six hours Facebook was down. That's it. That's what
[ Laughter and applause ] I'm talking about, see?
Finally, this last gossip story says...
People thought that was referring
to Fiona Hill's new Trump tell-all.
Turns out it was about
the ingredients to the McRib.
-Hey! -There you got it, "Hot Goss!"