- Hello YouTube, boop.
Hey guys - Hi.
- So for the last few years you might have seen
that we've made some Dan and Phil comedy calendars.
- Yes, well we've had such crazy weird ideas
as Dan and Phil go to work, go to the movies
or just themed by what a great load of hilarious mistakes.
- Well we thought if we did it again
we wanted to put it up a gear.
- If we're gonna do it it has to be big
it has to be better - Take it up a notch.
- We need to do something crazy.
- So my brother came up with the amazing idea of...
- Wait for it, wait for it.
- Dan and Phil and Dogs!
- What a concept.
I mean, what did that mean?
We didn't know but it just sounded like an amazing excuse.
So fast-forward a couple months
when this crazy idea got way out of hand
and now we have actually produced
- The Dan and Phil and Dogs 2018 calender.
- That is right. - It's here, it's real.
- We have made a calender where for every month of the year
we have posed with a different breed of dog.
We were inspired by like, awkward family photos
slash those 80s pet photo shoots
that crazy cat ladies would have.
- Yes. - So for every month
of the year there is literally a different-
Spoilers! - Spoiler alert.
- Breed of dog and themed aesthetic outfit to go with it.
- It is available now - Spon!
- On danandphilshop.com
- If you care.
- And as we were playing with all these dogs
and it was such an epic and momentous time in our lives.
- Yeah, I mean even if you don't give a crap
about buying the merch just seeing us
hanging out with dogs for a week.
- We thought we had to document this.
Here's what happened.
(harp music)
So it's currently about nine o'clock in the morning
and we're looking quite breezy - On a Monday.
- For nine o'clock.
- You have that startled air about you, so do I.
- Yeah, I haven't slept 'cos I'm so excited.
Because today we are shooting our calender!
- Say what.
- Let's do it. - Here we go.
- Uh, set the alarm off.
My dog senses are tingling.
Outfits.
- Obviously, this is Phil's and he's really
looking forward to getting into it.
- [Phil] What pokes out of that hole?
- For the Phil's birthday month
we got some balloons and accidentally,
I promise this is an accident.
- This was an accident.
- They say Happy Birthday Dad
and we were like, should we change those?
- But then we thought it was funny.
- And then we thought actually, you know what,
it's kinda funny so...
- It's making my voice sound funny, like a Dalek.
- I'm sorry.
- [Phil] Exterminate!
We're just waiting for my dog, which is a corgi!
- The best thing about Phil's birthday.
- The best, this is the best day.
I wish this was my actual birthday.
- Demand his dog.
Phil having translucent powder applied to his face.
- I've got to look beautiful for the dog.
We actually put dog treats into Dan's makeup
so the dogs will all lick his face.
- That's how they do it, they crush up biscuits.
Seems to be the script for Silence of the Lambs
on this table in the dressing room.
Not creepy at all.
(Phil laughing)
What?
- [Phil] It's like opposite Dan.
- [Dan] I know.
- [Phil] It's like what would opposite Dan be?
- Pure Dan has emerged.
Happy Birthday Phil.
- [Phil] Look who came into the dressing room!
(Dan laughing)
Hello.
- [Dan] Who's the most beautiful thing in this room?
- [Phil] This dog is!
- Not us!
- [Phil] Do you like your hoodie?
Yes.
- [Dan] What's this Phil?
- So these are our mood boards for each month.
♪ Concepts. ♪
- So we brainstorm different dogs
- January. and then different colors
- It's blue, it's a birthday - And different themes
- [Dan] It's a crazy shirt and a corgi.
[Phil] Yass, it's like an outtake from IT.
(laughter)
- You'll float too.
- Hello there. - Look what's happening!
- [Dan] How are you doing?
- This is the best day of my life.
- [Dan] Comfortable?
Look at Phil just drowning in the fluff right now.
- So heavy.
- [Woman] He's a good boy isn't he.
- [Dan] He protec, he attac.
I want him to come back.
Phil with his home shopping at warehouse aesthetic.
- Dungaree lad.
His shirt giving Dan flashbacks, uh oh!
- I was like what is it about this shirt?
I just felt like I was getting traumatizing flashbacks.
Shmasda.
(retching) (dramatic music)
- [Phil] What's going on with this safe by the way?
Like what do they need to keep in there?
- [Dan] Open it.
Corpse, corpse, corpse.
Gold, gold.
- It's locked, now I want to know even more.
- [Dan] Dun, dun dun (dramatic music)
July, chihuahuas.
- I think my hamster was bigger than that.
(laughter)
- Literally, I've seen bigger guinea pigs.
(Phil laughs)
Hello there.
Could just fall asleep on you Phil.
- I want to put him in my pocket.
You are the cutest things I've ever seen.
- [Dan] I can't function on any level right now.
- [Woman] Heya, Impy.
- [Dan] Phil, what everyone wants to know,
what dog breed matches with this?
- Time to find out.
- [Dan] The world doesn't deserve you.
(they laugh)
Hello.
(chirping noises)
(woman cooing)
(Dan laughs)
(laughter)
So April, we're going for like cherry blossom.
- [Phil] This is Dan's favorite.
- [Dan] Sheeb.
- [Phil] Dan, are you ready?
- No.
- The Sheeb is arriving.
(women cooing)
(jazzy music)
- I've found a sweet spot.
- [Phil] Yeah?
- [Dan] Right here.
- [Phil] Look at this!
Yass.
So we are in a universe of pink
- Oh my God.
- And we're about to try and hold a Sheeb
while people throw-
- Shower us with cherry blossom
- Shower us with cherry blossoms.
- I hid some treats in this hood.
- [Phil] Oh, that's why he loves you so much.
- This is why we've bonded.
Are you wearing that just to impress him?
- I'm wearing that just to impress him,
so I'll be his favorite and he's gonna love me
and he's gonna come home with me.
- [Dan] Hello.
He's fading into your jeans Phil.
(they laugh)
- [Phil] Camouflage dog.
Thursday.
So today we have valentines Pomeranians.
- [Dan] Which is the strongest concept ever.
- [Phil] Advent calender boxes.
- [Dan] Cool Dalmatian with the glasses.
- [Phil] Scary pug!
This one loves Dan.
The dog whisperer.
- Hello.
(they laugh)
- [Phil] How many dogs do you need?
- This is, I'm in heaven, wait, when did I die?
- [Phil] I think it's just an animated teddy bear
or some kind of...
- [Dan] It is, yeah, this is a robot teddy bear,
it's not an animal, this is far too cute
to actually be a living creature.
(Phil laughs)
Hello, hello.
- [Phil] Look at that face!
- [Dan] Aww.
- [Phil] Have you ever seen anything so happy?
- How are you?
I want to physically eat you.
- [Phil] How do you feel?
- I hate suspenders, I feel like a Doctor Who cosplayer
in a really, really bad way.
- I think I suit boo tie, boo tie?
- A boo tie! - A boo tie!
I feel like I belong in a fifties diner
giving people pick up lines.
(Dan singing percussively)
Hey, are you oxygen?
'cos you keep me alive.
- Jesus Christ.
(he laughs)
I feel like they've fallen in love.
- They have, they've fallen in love on the Valentine's shoot
look at this.
- Canoodling.
Lola the Pomeranian keeps falling asleep on me.
- It's 'cos you're so warm.
- Which is immensely cute but really
inconvenient because we want-
- You need to look at the camera.
- Aww, come on Lola.
- Exciting things.
- Am I too warm?
- I think that's what it is.
- And if I was a cold blooded snek
then this wouldn't be a problem.
- [Phil] No.
- [Woman] Hello.
Oh, do you like treats, do you like treats?
- Watch me de-brace.
- [Dan] Do it Phil!
- Whoop!
- [Dan] Woo, party over.
- [Phil] We're getting Christmas stock.
- With two out of control Pomeranians.
- [Dan] How are you real?
- [Phil] I don't think you are.
- [Dan] They're having like
full conversations in Pomeranian.
I mean, I could just watch two Pomeranians
squeak at each other for about five hours,
I dunno about you.
- [Phil] Who's gonna win?
Dan versus Pug.
(upbeat music)
Oh no, a new contender has entered the battle.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] So compliment Dalmatian we have literally
just stuck some felt on a white jumper.
I think this looks Dalmatian-y.
What do you think?
- I think we're gonna see that on a 2018 catwalk.
- [Dan] I mean obviously yeah, this is Chanel next year
and to go with them, oh yeah.
- [Phil] I think you mean Dog-ce and Gabanna.
Ga-bow-wow.
- There's the dog Phil, I mean, the door.
- [Phil] The dog?
There's the dog, ooh!
Dan's all Dalmatian-ed up, or Dan-mationed!
- Stop.
- [Phil] Bow!
- Are you ready for this?
- [Phil] Yeah.
(dramatic upbeat music)
Oh!
- Style, either you have it or you don't.
- [Phil] You don't.
(Phil laughing)
- [Dan] Go on Phil.
- It's all about confidence Dan.
(dramatic upbeat music)
(Dan laughing)
- [Dan] Hey Phil, I see you've made a friend.
- [Phil] I have.
- Name a better trio, we'll wait.
So really the pug is now dressed in the spider outfit.
- [Phil] The scariest beast of all time.
- Could not be comfortable or fashionable right now,
tail wagging away despite having eight
terrifying fluffy legs.
- [Phil] He loves it.
- He's a heavy pug.
- [Phil] I love that his tail is wagging.
- He's ripped.
And the concept of the day is - School!
- [Dan] September school with the Greyhound.
Channeling Jenna Marbles' Kermit.
- [Phil] Hotdog!
- [Dan] August, which is hotdog vendor.
- [Phil] Hyped.
- [Dan] I mean honestly, this outfit
is gonna be the highlight of the day.
December with ultimate fluff boi.
- [Phil] I bought two snacks to this job,
popcorn or apricots.
- [Dan] Oh gee I wonder what you'll open.
- [Phil] And eat.
- Oh god, flashbacks.
- School's back. - Oh no!
- I bought some Wotsits just 'cos it's the school day
and it reminds me of my packed lunch.
- But it's cheese flavor, Phil.
- This does not taste like cheese,
this is the opposite of cheese.
- [Dan] But it's really cheesy.
- [Phil] Yeah, it's like really fake chemicals.
I've got to like sit down in a chair while wearing this,
I think I'm actually gonna splice it in half.
- [Dan] There was actually just a noise.
- [Phil] Did you hear that noise?
- [Dan] There was a noise.
- These were not made for me.
- Am I too interesting?
- [Phil] Dan is here with Winston
who is being idea school pupil.
- Winston who, like Kanye, is pioneering the skirt.
The world isn't ready for it, Winston.
- [Phil] Wow, do your best "get your hotdogs for the lads!"
- Let me put some mustard between your buns.
(Phil laughs)
- [In Unison] No.
- [Dan] Uh, maybe we didn't think this through?
- What?
- Dog on table - Next to food.
- [Dan] Plate of sausages, hmm...
- What could go wrong?
This is what Dan's been most excited for all day.
- It's a sausage dog sausage. - Sausage.
- [Phil] Sausage, sausage dog dog.
- It's a sausage, it's a hot sausage...
- Dog dog.
(dog skittering around)
Look at this!
- [Phil] He's got the zooms.
- He's doing the big zoomies, somebody stop him.
(people cooing) (people laughing)
- [Woman] Good boy.
- [Dan] He's reached his ultimate form.
- [Woman] Oh my god.
(laughter)
- We're getting ready to put the ketchup on Bertie.
- I'm just like, what kinda message are we sending here?
'cos you're squeezing the condiment on the dog.
- Yeah, lets not think about it too much.
- Let's not think about it too much.
- [Phil] Say hello (dog barks)
to the internet.
- What do we look like right now?
- We look like we're about to drop
the hottest boy band cassette of the late eighties.
- Oh yeah.
- What up?
These are actually really comfortable.
(speaking over each other)
I'm not even wearing them ironically.
- [Phil] I might just keep them.
- How do I look Phil?
- [Phil] You look...
- Be honest, amazing right?
- [Phil] You look amazing, I won't lie.
- This is a look and a half.
- [Phil] Hi doggy.
- [Dan] Oh hey doggy.
- [Phil] Hello, look at that happy face.
- I'm gonna go ahead and say Samoyeds
are quite Sheeb-esque, aren't you?
- [Phil] Yeah, it's like the snow Sheeb.
- So June is my birthday month so we thought
it would be most appropriate to reflect this
with some relaxing on the sofa.
So the concept is literally us, a French bulldog
and then just browsing on our laptops.
- Cozily browsing.
- [Dan] Are you having fun there?
- Yeah.
- [Dan] I mean this isn't the most unnatural
situation for you, is it Phil?
- No.
- Look who just invented the new iPhone, that's right.
- We are the interior designer Dan and Phil.
- What d'you think about these glasses?
- [Phil] These are actual real glasses,
are you feeling super dizzy?
- I'm freaking out right now, yeah
I cannot see anything.
- I've also released my forehead slightly.
- [Dan] Dun dun dun. (dramatic music)
Uh oh.
- Look at this!
- [Dan] The fluff levels have reached critical.
(laughter) (dog barks)
So much fluff.
- [Phil] Why are you sad Dan?
- The photo shoot's over.
- [Phil] No!
- No more petting dogs day to day!
- [Phil] No!
- Why is life worth living now?
What will we even do?
- [Phil] I don't know.
- In this dog-less world.
- [Phil] There's no dogs in our lives.
- I guess we'll just have to re-live it every day
when we get the calender.
- [Phil] Ayy!
- See what I did there?
- Ayy!
- I'm so good at this!
- So there we go, I hope you enjoyed it.
- I mean, we peaked there.
- Definitely.
- That was it we're never gonna have another
week that was that fun. - Best time of my life.
- But it is real, it's a thing a fully functioning
2018 calender with dates and stuff.
You can get it on the store.
- Also we have made a chocolate advent calender
as well to count down to Christmas.
Look at that!
- With it's own special pom-tastic design
with a cheeky Samoyed on the back.
- Yeah.
- So if you want some chocolate
or you wanna get your life in order,
who cares about us, it's about the dogs.
- It's all about the dogs.
- It's about thematic, aesthetic colors,
dogs and a couple rats.
- 365 days of dog bliss.
- Of pupper action.
- So if you enjoyed this give us a thumbs up.
- I mean, it's not-
what are you gonna say, subscribe for more dog content?
- No, that was it. - We can't offer them anything
Click here. - Subscribe
- [In Unison] To our channels.
- Last videos up there, goodbye.
Or should I go, woof!
- A bork. - Bork!