Five Stages of: Watching a Young Adult Movie
Yeah! I came to see a young adult movie!
You have a problem with that?
I.. didn't say anything.
OH! You think this is just for teenagers?
I literally bought you the tickets for this.
For your information this sub genre is inspiring a moving for everyone.
No matter how old they are
They just talk about problems that everyone faces
and if you think you can judge me
you can just get up and leave.
Is this about not reading your fan fiction?
It's a legitimate form of literature!
Oh she should so go with Hot Guy!
He's so dreamy and romantic but also mysterious and smart!
RRRr what are you doing fighting aliens just go have his babies!
Ugh! Pretty Boy is so the guy for her!
How could I have been so blind?
Look at how perfect he is!
And he'll never try to change her like all the other boys.
He'll just let her be the person she deserves to be, you know?
You know what? Come to think of it you actually have a point there.
He's very..
NO! Go with Hot Guy you dumb B..
You know what? She's right.
We DON'T need to take this.
Take what?
We can fight!
We can win this!
We can't just stay here like a bunch of cowards!
We need to march down, and bring this whole system down!
Oh my god! What are you talking about?
This movie's a sign!
We need to revolt against the man!
Oh my god.
Who's with me!!!!?
SHUT UP!
Do you hear the people sing!
God? Have ever done anything to upset you?
Why must you punish me this way?
Ma'am I need you to calm down!
Never!!!
I can't believe they're splitting this book into a trilogy!
So bad right?
It didn't follow the book at all and...
We are banned from this theater for life!
Yeah...
See you at Star Wars the Force Awakens?
Yeah fine.