(saxophone music playing)
(audible tapping)
- (indistinct)
- Hello Agent Secret.
I didn't expect you so soon.
Well, Ms. T, you know what I always say,
how long did it take to get that big f ass
off of your f forehead?
(indistinct swearing)
- And Agent Secret
Remember
(indistinct swearing)
- last night I was attempting to
be unconscious when there was a
party happening in the next room
- Now I'm fully vaxxed up, baby.
If someone wants to cough in my face, go ahead, mama.
But the thing is, I'm scared of people still
So I really did not, I did not want to go
so I really didn't want to go to the party, but
at the same time, I couldn't sleep because
Shots by LMFAO was playing in the next room
featuring... Lil Jon
(whispering) Lil baby Jon
So what did I do to cope with my new found insomnia?
I edited Backyardigan episodes.
Y'all have been asking me to edit Peppa pig.
No
I have no connection to Peppa Pig
I don't care about her
Backyardigans is what I grew up with.
Backyardigans is my childhood
And also Backyardigans is having a moment right now.
She is the moment, people are finally realizing the bangers
and the bops that have come from the Backyardigans.
So today I will be editing the episode of-
I'm an international
SUPER SPY
So that's today's video.
If you enjoy this, please leave a like, and subscribe
Let's freaking go baby
(audible singing and yelling)
- Uh oh
- So Pablo has been D worded
Hey Uniqua guess what?
- You caught my pubic lice?
- Yellow tape around his body,
Backyardigans homicide
- And Uniqua gave Austin some pubic lice
- Wait what the f did you just say to me?
Um my coochie has the itchys and scratchies,
So you might want to go get tested, I'm sorry.
- Uniqua I have a question for you
(audible yelling)
- The way in which the sun is up
and what did I do all night
instead of going to the party?
I edited Backyardigans
Well, let me get a snack
and then we're going to edit some more.
All right, let's see what the snack of the day is.
Hair, skin and nails, gummy vitamins
and then leftover red bull
from last night that I drank instead of alcohol
cause I didn't want to drink
THE LUCIFER'S JUICEFER
This is the only thing keeping me going mentally
and physically right now.
(coughing)
Ew
I think someone drank my red bull last night
and back washed a piece of carrot?
Ah nah nah nah nah
(audible farting)
Okay time to edit more backyardigans
(ringing)
Hello, Secret here.
(flip phone ringtone)
(screams and tires screeching)
- (laughs)
- It smells sour, like funky
- Good afternoon sir,
Welcome to London
May I have your order please?
- Yes please, I'd like that-
I'd bounce that a**
-bounce that a**?
(Among Us music)
- Yo! Anybody order a pizza?
- I said, ten cans of bounce that a**
- Very good sir, one banana split
- I want to go home please
Why'd you want to go home Jane?
Are you on drugs?
Are you f on drugs?
Why do I want to go home?
I want to go home because I'm bORED
(farting sound)
(coughing)
(suspenseful music)
Check this out
(explodes into flames)
- Anyways,
if I was a Backyardigan character
I would look like this.
- Why is editing the Backyardigans
my way of coping with social anxiety?
What
(helicopter sounds)
- What is that about?
One final edit list. Let's do it babies
- Okay?
- Excellent work
- All in a days work Miss T
- Uh oh we've got another problem
- Oh? And what's that?
How are we going to make chocolate milk without a spoon
to stir with?
(everyone shocked)
- Oh for goodness sake
- Oh f-
My friends there's more than one way to mix chocolate milk.
Ten cans of bounce that a**
Shake it
(upbeat music)
I'd like to propose a toast
to the newest members of the international super spy agency.
Agent Pink and Agent Tyler.
- Hurray!
(Shots by Lil Jon playing)
- Well,
That was the video.
I really hope you enjoyed.
Sorry. I didn't edit Peppa the pig
to all the Pepinators out there.
Go eat some bacon.
B I don't care about it
Just kidding.
Just kidding Peperonis
Let me know in the comments
if you want to see me edit some other things
I'd be down also also
Also make sure you go follow me on Instagram.
That is @benoftheweek
Go comment some horse emojis
on my recent so I know you came from this video
Also I have my very own podcast that is linked
in the description
I post on there every single Wednesday.
So please go check it out
Anyways I love you so much.
Take care. I'll see you next Sunday.
Love you so much, it's BenoftheWeek bye