(dramatic orchestral music) - People are always intrigued
by large versions of everyday items.
There's just something about these things
that draw the eye and are strangely interesting.
So when I stumbled upon this photo
in my Discord of someone holding this oversized keyboard,
I knew I would have to check it out.
When I opened the product page,
I just couldn't stop laughing. (record scratch)
These pictures are hilarious!
I just imagined this guy built this massive keyboard
and thought to himself,
"I need a small child, I need to compare it to."
It's based on a Redragon keyboard,
the most reputable of all the keyboard brands!
I tried to get the company to send this keyboard
to me for review,
but it turns out they knew nothing about this product.
Which oddly makes this even more suspicious!
The unfortunate part is, without knowing who made this,
I had to buy this product myself.
And it's $322! What the (bleeped).
After I ordered it, I waited weeks for it to arrive.
That's when I saw a certain Minecraft Youtuber make a video
about it, even though I ordered it
before his video came out.
So that was cool.
It was a really good video.
Whatever, I don't care.
I don't care. I'm not copying Tommy!
And I decided to make my video anyways.
'Cause you know, it's expensive.
This is the Alien Super Big Keyboard,
which makes sense because this keyboard's out of this world.
(cheery music)
Tada! Oh!
Look at this beautiful, beautiful, expensive keyboard.
(wrappers crunching)
Glarses thumbnail. (keys clacking)
I got this cable.
It's got a normal cable.
Look at this thing. It's tiny!
(ominous music)
(keys clacking) It's like a machine gun!
(keys clacking) (yelling)
That's so loud.
Now stabilizer test. Hmm.
(keys clacking)
Oh gosh.
That's, oh.
Look at my hand, my baby hands.
Oh, RGB!
It's actually super weak.
It looks nice.
It's two space bars in one, and a two-space bars in one.
Boop, boop, boop. (clicks key)
Two keyboards, three keyboards, and 4 keyboards!
Oh gosh.
No more keyboards.
It's not just a paperweight though,
this thing actually works.
So I'm gonna do some typing on it.
So I challenged everyone I knew to a typing race.
- [First Opponent] You're going down, big keyboard girl.
- No, I type really fast. You know that?
(keys clacking)
- [First Opponent] Wait, what? It's not typing.
- It should.
- [First Opponent] My keyboard's not plugged in.
- Oh, that's too bad.
(keys clacking)
- [Second Opponent] Wow, you're cheating.
(keys clacking)
- Yeah! Speed!
Oh no, another short one,
because I only win when it gets long.
(keys clacking)
That's not bad.
Everyone needs to like, race me.
(rubs hands together)
All right, everyone be prepared to lose.
(keys clacking)
(somber music)
Many of you think that it would be really awesome
if I tried some Minecraft PVP.
So I joined Hypixel.
And I bet I didn't get a kill with
this keyboard right here.
Can't do anything with my stupid...
(keys clacking)
- [Teammate] I'm going in Bobby.
- Oh no, I can't do that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay.
(tense orchestral music)
- [Teammate] Hup!
- (yells) Yes!
High-ya, high-ya.
No, no, no.
- [Teammate] He fell too.
- No! High-ya.
High-ya, high-ya.
He's defending himself. - [Teammate] I'm coming-
- He's building up.
I don't like this. I don't like this.
- [Teammate] I'm going for their bed.
- I don't know if I'd call it godbridging if it happens
at an extremely slow pace.
Okay, there he is.
I've got my sword ready.
Got my sword ready.
Get outta here.
Okay, you go first, you go first.
Get outta here!
(screams and laughs)
Someone's on top of our thing.
I died. Okay.
(screams)
(bleeped)
Gonna make it even higher and then go.
(screams) Oh, yeah!
- [Teammate] Tried to kill myself.
- All right, all right.
Let's build the bridge.
- [Teammate] You should be able to make it from there.
- I'm a little nervous without my ability to run.
(laughs)
Oh yeah!
Okay, we're good.
Oh, there's a dude. There's a dude!
- [Teammate] Run away, run away.
- Ah, no!
He's getting me, he's getting me!
- [Teammate] I got him!
- Chase him. (laughs)
There's two of us.
Oh!
Hee-ya!
No!
This is getting embarrassing.
A lot of falling into the void.
- [Teammate] There's someone behind you, behind you,
behind you.
(both yelling)
- Oh, no!
(laughs)
Where are they?
(keys clacking)
- [Teammate] You got him, you got him.
- Did I get him?
Did I kill him?
- [Teammate] Yeah, you did. - Yes!
Upgrade video right here.
Go watch it really cool.
It might not be out yet or it might be click here.