It's a new year.
And a lot of people are--
you know, do you have a calendar at home?
Do you buy calendars?
I do buy calendars.
I do.
Yeah?
What kind of calendar do you have at home?
I kind of get, like, the regular, just like regular--
Like, what are the pictures of?
Sometimes like inspirational quotes.
And then I got a comic book one as well.
OK.
So that one's cool.
So you have a calendar for every room.
You're rich.
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Oh, is that--
Wow.
OK.
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Whoa.
I got my hands on some that--
because they always make really interesting ones.
This one is Cats On Catnip, which, you know--
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Here's a cat all strung out.
Look at that.
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Poor little kitties.
Look at that cat.
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Uh-oh, that cat's had it.
Oh, man.
Sad.
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They do these every single year.
It seems like they're popular.
This is Nuns Having Fun.
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Look, look at the fun.
Look at the fun that they're having, baking bread and all.
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Here they are splashing their feet in a fountain.
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Ah, the nuns.
Here they are broken down on the side of the road.
Who hasn't been stuck on the side of the road and thought,
I'm having a blast?
I want to be a nun.
All right.
Here's another one.
This is Nice Jewish Guys.
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Yup, 12 months of Seth Rogen right there.
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These are good.
Oh, this is one we came up with, Naughty Jewish Guys.
There's Andy.
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Is that thing kosher?
But the good one-- this has a centerfold.
And look it.
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That's Andy's banana right there.
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Why do I have to hold it right here?
Why?
I didn't realize that when I hand.
Put that away.
I don't want to touch your banana.
If you see a calendar you think I should see,
keep it to yourself.
I'm good.