- I forgot, but I'm excited
'cause I saw snacks.
- Yeah, they're snacks.
Yeah, I think it's good.
It's good?
Is it good? - It's good.
Good?
(upbeat music)
- I can use the Seinfeld line,
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Anyone, anyone?
You're all so young,
you can piss off, okay?
- What's a Seinfeld?
I think my granddad watched it.
- That's where the pretzels are best
in the America.
In the America!
- I've been to the America before.
And I love the big ones that you get
in the carts on the street and the little tissue.
And they're salty.
- But I've had a pretzel the of the size of my head before.
I haven't finished it.
I've tasted it.
I bit into it a few times.
Couldn't finish it.
It was the size of my head.
But, I had one the size of my head.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Ooh!
- Look at that bag!
- Dot's Homestyle Pretzels.
- These are, wait a minute!
Can these be called pretzels if they're not knotted?
- They're straight, they didn't even go to the trouble
of like winding them into the pretzel shape.
- That's the best bit!
- Look at that bag.
- Well now-
- It's designed for your arm
to get in there.
- Yeah, it's like a Pringles bag.
- It's the pride of Dakota.
So if you're in another part of America and say
I've never heard of these fucking things,
'cause they're the pride of Dakota, okay?
They're from Dakota.
- A child would get lost in that bag.
(laughs)
Fall into it.
- That's loads.
- What are, what smell or what's-
- They're just bread flavor.
- Whoa.
- Oh, very salty.
- I, so, okay.
- Oh they kind of have a cheesy twang to them.
- You getting that flavor?
That's a load of flavor on that.
- Pretend it's a cigar or my dick.
Oh.
- These are really nice.
I immediately want to drink water now
because they're so salty.
- Everywhere it landed on my tongue,
it's just smooth flavor.
Definitely getting something there
that's not a normal pretzel flavor.
- It's kind of cheesy.
- Yeah, it's kind of, I don't know.
- There's a bit of a tang to it as well.
- It looks kind of plain, but there's a flavor in there
- That's kind of like good.
'Cause they keep your expectations low
and then you open it like,
whoa, fuck,
these are fucking great.
- Yeah, I like the texture of them.
They're crunchy.
- They are.
- I mean, good lord.
I'm finishing the whole bag.
Do you know what I mean?
- Oh, yeah.
- They were good though.
- Really nice.
- They were nice.
I would eat a lot of them.
- Before he threw them we didn't go,
"And here come the pretzels!"
- What's that from?
- The Simpsons!
- Is that the old testament?
(upbeat music)
- And here come the pretzels!
You missed your fucking-
Jesus Sean!
(gasps)
- Yes, did I ask for chocolate?
Ask and ye shall receive.
- Whoa.
- I think it's one giant thing.
I think they're stuck together.
- Hershey's, no!
Tastes like vomit.
Ew!
- Can we eat all of these?
- Oh, I love these, actually.
Oh wow.
- Okay, they are stuck together.
- You see now, these are,
well I was about to say these are pretzels
cause they're knotted,
but what the fuck is that monstrosity?
I think that's from The Thing.
- I'll tell you what,
I'll take a bite and then you take a bite.
- No problem, I thought it was going to be
all salty and cheesy.
Chocolate!
- I could eat a lot, I could eat a lot,
this is what you do with a pretzel.
- You know what?
I'm not getting the back taste of vomit.
Well done, Hershey's.
I think they've cracked it.
- Oh my God, that was totally worth it.
- I can just kind of get the vibes off him.
- Yeah, yeah.
'Cause there's loads of them coming off me.
- Oh, did you know it was Hershey's straight away?
- No.
- It's just sticking with you now.
You know, it's just, it's staying around.
- Yeah.
- It's like Hershey's moved in and
he was just like, hey.
Now he's just sitting.
He's sitting like bollock naked on your couch.
- Now I'm a pretzel.
Grand.
Having a great crack anyway.
And there you go, there's chocolate involved?
Now it's a party.
- Like I don't want to stop eating these.
And I know I have to because
other people have to have them too.
- Oh yeah!
No, I'm actually digging this,
it's really nice with a cup of coffee.
- Not too thick, not too thin.
- You're right, you're right.
- Just right.
- They're tough on the old stomach.
They'd be nice in popcorn.
- What I like about them is they're more like
chocolate biscuits or something?
'Cause they're not that salty.
- If you scraped your knee,
a good bag of these is sure to sort that out, no problem.
- It would, actually.
- Oh, the Hershey's chocolate still sucks
but the pretzels are delicious.
If it was in Irish chocolate, now we're talking.
Not Belgian chocolate, meh.
We need happy cows.
(upbeat music)
- And here come the-
pretzels!
That was a phenomenal catch, by the way.
Can I just say?
- Oh!
- White fudge!
Just when we thought it couldn't get any better.
White fudge!
- Oh!
- White chocolate?
- Yeah! Yay!
White fudge!
- White fudge, wow!
- White fudge, that was your stripper name.
- It is my stripper name!
- Hey and here's White Fudge!
Hey baby!
(laughs)
(gasps)
- We just won!
- So completely irresistible,
you make up excuses to eat them.
- What's an excuse to eat pretzels?
- I'm very excited.
- They actually have the same packaging of a nicer snack.
- Yeah it's funky!
Funky get lost in my belly,
'cause that's where it's going.
- They smell very sugary.
- That is very sweet.
- Oh man, these are amazing.
- Initial impact isn't as powerful as the previous ones.
- Oh really?
- What do you think?
- Like fake milk.
- You know that fake-y milk-y?
- Yeah. That's exactly what it is.
- Oh no, you're dissing the chocolate now?
- A little bit.
- No, no, no!
- Aw, yeah!
- I didn't think white fudge was a thing
but I am totally on board.
- Ahh.
I find it hard to even describe them
because I'm just enjoying eating all of this.
This always happens.
- Oh, they're growing all over me, oh man.
- It's just white chocolate.
But because it's on pretzels, I'm like,
(mumbles)
- I agree.
- Is this chocolate?
- No, no see the thing is, it's fudge as well.
- Like they're very sickening.
- They are, I'm done.
- I don't think I could eat anymore of that now.
- No, we're going to finish the packet.
(laughs)
- We'll 100 percent finish the packet.
(laughs)
- The next people don't have anything to-
(laughs)
- Actually, yeah.
I wasn't sure initially, but yeah,
I think these are my favorite.
- Mmm.
- These are wonderful.
- I can't imagine someone not liking pretzels, you know?
Who's going like, ugh?
- White fudge?
- It's fake milk.
- Fake milk. That's what we're calling it there.
(laughs)
- Fake milk, now.
- Imagine mixing some of these and the last ones.
- Oh, oh my god!
- We've got two stuck together.
- Ooh! It's like me and you.
- Aw!
- Ah, I'm stuck! Agh!
(upbeat music)
- And here come the pretzels!
Ah! Better!
(groans)
- Um...
- No!
- Dill pickle?
(groans)
- Went from heaven to dill pickle.
(laughs)
- We're back to the sticks.
These are sticks.
They're not pretzels.
I'm more of a guy,
with the pretzels hug each other, you know?
- Well yeah, I do like pickles.
So I'm not going to bag on it completely.
- I wouldn't pick them off my burger,
because I'm lazy.
But I also wouldn't put them there.
- That's a pickle-y smell-
- Ooh.
(coughs)
- There it is.
- It is just smells like a load of gherkins off a Big Mac.
(coughs)
- Maybe I'm allergic.
(chokes)
Oh my God!
(crunching)
Oh my God!
These taste like a Greek dish.
- Do you know what?
- It needs the burger.
- They smell like the men's jocks in the pub
I used to work in!
(laughs)
- Lot of pickles in there!
- Yeah!
(laughs)
- They're so strong.
(groans)
This is something like old people would eat
because they don't have any taste buds left.
(laughs)
- They actually, they're all right.
It's almost like a different product.
- Yeah, it is now-
- Isn't it?
It's like three amazing ones, and then this.
- Oh, oh!
Oh! I like them.
- They're really good!
- I've been doing this the entire way through the video,
by the way,
because these are all so salty.
- On the back it says,
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the taste."
How can you relax eating this?
It feels like you're getting hit by a car.
- It needs a burger or it needs some white chocolate.
- They're kind of like the, you know,
ex that you still kind of go,
yeah, they were a bit of an asshole.
But my god did I love them.
- The sex. My god the sex.
- I was, okay.
I wasn't going there, but-
- The sex, the sex was like-
- I really don't want you to have sex with these.
- This video just took such a drastic turn.
(laughs)
- You always leave the worst ones for last,
no matter what the range of things is.
- You can have them back.
- I still don't think that
sticks were pretzels.
I don't think that counts.
- Doesn't count, you're a pretzel purist?
- Chocolate or nothing, basically.
- Yeah, chocolate pretzels,
I may actually go buy a pack of chocolate pretzels.
That's how good those were.
- I'll let you have chocolate and I'll take white fudge.
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- And then we can just hang out at the same party-
- Yeah!
- And be all good.
- Deadly!
- Did you enjoy us
stuffing our faces and getting crumbs all over a table?
- Well, you're in luck then,
because we do this most of the fucking time.
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What?
I don't know.
- I mean we get paid extra for that, so.
- Sorry. I'm not sure if I was meant to say that.
We wear a mask so you can't see-
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