Good job getting out of that space book shelf, Coop.
Now go steal a space ship and see Anne Hathaway.
She could probably use some company.
Welp, time to die.
(beeeep)
(gasp) OH my god, Coop, you made it back!
You're alive!
Yea...
You must have been too late to reunite with your daughter. I'm so sorry...
Nah, we chilled out for like a couple of minutes.
Wait, a a couple minutes??
Yea, then I split.
But you risked everything just to get home to her.
You even went to the wrong planet and got Rumley killed just so you could see her again!
Yea, but she was all old and stuff. I wasn't really into that.
Plus, her whole family was right there.
That's your family, too.
You realize that right?
We're all nobody's family. Living on the edge of a nice blade where time has no meaning.
The mongoose of death chasing the snake of life in an eternal cha-cha.
Where the only sane thing to do is pop your shirt off and get to dancing, comprende?
Ok... ugh.
Well, what about your son?
Did you see him?
Nah, he's dead.
He's dead?
It's fine, he was kind of a jerk.
Yea, screw what's his name. I never liked him anyway.
So, uh, what's there to do around here? Space baseball?
This is pretty much it.
Alriiiight.
What's with the cool pile of rocks?
I buried the love of my life.
So, you're single?
Alright, alright, alright.
Tars is single too, you know?
Set humor to zero percent.
Tars wasn't joking.
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