Okay. First question: Can I eat you?
-[Cake]: No, Tom! You can't eat me! -What if I gave you a hat?
[Cake] If you eat me, I will die!
Second question: Why are you a cake?!
[cake] I...insulted a wizard.
-They do have funny hats. -That's what I said!
So...we gonna help me?
-Yeah. Now how do I... -PUT ME DOWN!!
Sorry! Sorry - accident. I didn't... you look really good.
Wait! Maybe science has the answer?
If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic
Is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in...
...Stomach Acids. Oh, my goodness, Ben...
GET IN MY MOUTH.
Stop trying to eat me!
-Hey. That's a cake. Can I have a slice? -Fine...
[Cake] KATHRYN, DON'T! IT'S ME!
-Oh. Ben's a cake! -Yep.
Did you insult a wizard again?
Ye-e-es...
-And he won't let me eat him! -What?! Did you offer him a hat?
-Yes! -Weird...
Guys! I really want to stop being a cake!
Hey. What if the Wizard sent you on a spirit quest?
Mmm! Maybe you need to learn a life lesson?
-Okay, like what? -Well, you're not very generous.
Yeah! You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE.
-The cake IS your friend! -You're a liar!
Hold on! I've got it!
Perfect!
Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me.
Well you look more like you used to.
Oh, Ben! You're back!
No! Still a cake!
[Cake]: Anymore bright ideas?
Now I'm on fire! And still a cake...
Okay, okay. I've got this.
-Now I just have a hat on!
You look good, though!
-I feel good! -Good enough to eat?
NO!!!
Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?!
[Both] No...
Is that what we were doing?
Great. I'll just keep on being a cake...
Yes! It is me! [cough] damn it...]
Yes! It is me! The Wizard who turned your friend into a cake!
And if you EVER want to see him again...
you must answer me these riddles three!
Number On-- ...shit it.
I'm back!
Oh, hey Ben!
Hey, man! (Where did the cake go?)
How did you know that punching a Wizard would bring me back?
What? No! I just really hate wizards!
He did have a funny hat...
Yeah, that's what I said!
Ha! High five! Eurgh...
WHERE'S MY ARM!?
I had, like, one slice!
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
[Ben] Tom? Where's my penis?
-Okay, I had, like, two slices! -[Ben] YOU [censored]
There's a dick in me...