(playful music)
(keyboard key clicked)
- [Voice On Laptop] : Mr. Mayor, there was an explosion
down at the dildo factory.
The town is filling up with dildos.
- Hey Shivan, come look at this.
- What is it?
- [Voice On Laptop] : Call Mr. Dildo,
we need all his dildo secrets.
- This is incredible.
- Oh-ay.
- You found a video on the Internet
that you didn't even make and then
you called me over here even though you knew
I had stuff to do. That is so generous.
- Yes, it is.
- Hey everybody, get in here, you gotta see this.
- What?
- What is it?
- Grant found a video on the Internet and it changed me.
- I'm skeptical. I've seen a lot of Internet videos
and they've all left me cold and empty and mean.
(woman shushes)
- Look.
- [Voice On Laptop] : Oh no,
the dildo machine is stuck on huge.
(voice on laptop grunts)
- It's beautiful.
- Grant, you found this video a full five minutes
before I would have. Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- [Co-workers In Unison]: Speech, speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech, speech.
- [Man] : Sing it from the heart, Grant.
- [Man Offscreen] : Give him the microphone.
- Gosh, you know I truly am humbled by all of this.
A lot of people would say that it isn't special
to share a YouTube video,
but all of you know true heroism when you see it.
- What's the meaning of this rabble?
Back to your toils.
- Grant show him.
- Mr. Rishe, look.
- [Voice On Laptop] : Tell the aliens
to put more dildos in their alien butts.
- My god, I've been wasting my life.
Everyone I'm quitting my job today.
I'm going to become a curator.
Nay, a taste maker,
just like this man.
(co-workers cheering)
- Oh my gosh.
- It's there the dildo boys from the video.
- Yo grant, we heard you showed some people our new video.
Here take this, it's all the money we got from it.
- A billion dollars?
- You deserve it, you're special.
Different. You're real. You feel that?
- Yes.
- Never loose it.
(magical music)
(Grant gasps)
- Here's your giant fake check.
(inspirational music)
- Grant.
- Hey, isn't that the captain of your high school swim team?
The one you always wished was gay?
- Yes, it is.
- Huh, you described him perfectly.
- I hear you shared a funny YouTube video with somebody.
I've always wanted to be with someone
who really gets the Internet. Can I take you out on a date?
- Right this way, Mr. O'Brien.
(inspirational music)
(snaps fingers)
- You mind if I eat without my shirt on
while you felt my arms?
- No.
- Great.
- That's really nice.
- Yeah.
- How do you get your shoulders to-
- Grant.
(drumroll)
- Dad, you're back from the war?
- War's over son. The commanders heard
you showed a co-worker a video
that showed up in your Facebook feed
because someone else had already shared it.
Both sides simultaneously surrendered.
I'm proud of you son. Here's the keys to the Cutlass.
- Your car?
- No, your car.
(co-workers cheer and applause)
(triumphant music)
- Hey, Shivan come look at this video.
- Fuck you.
(warped music)
- Hey, it's Grant from CollegeHumor.
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Sorry, guys it feels like I'm out. Am I out?
Cause I can like I can see the top of the camera so it's...
Is this better?
Alright, it feels worse.
Okay, thanks for watching.