- The one time if the earth could swallow me up whole,
it would've been that moment.
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My name is Jess Adams, I'm an actress and a model.
I've done a bunch of campaigns.
I love doing skincare and beauty.
I used to smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.
Sorry, Mom.
And drink like a sugar-free Red Bull like every morning.
Health.
And everyone knows that when you have caffeine
in the morning, if you know, everything's working correctly,
you gotta go number two.
And I'm on this photo shoot and I had to go.
So I said, excuse me.
And I just kinda like, walked out and you know,
just wandered, and I saw a bathroom.
And I walk in and do my thing,
and then all the sudden,
I realized there's no water in the toilet.
And then I realize the toilet's not attached to the wall.
And then I realize that the sink is not attached to the wall
and that there is no water.
And there was also one sad paper towel in the bathroom.
And I start freaking out.
I am panicking.
I already have anxiety, like this was really bad.
So I just like, pulled someone aside,
and I was like, I don't know what happened.
Like I think your bathroom's broken.
And she goes, which one did you go into?
And I'm just like, oh you know,
like over the door onto there.
And she's like, that's a set bathroom.
It's not, not real.
And I just (bleeps) in it.
And I'm like, oh my God, like what do we do?
Like, can I help like, clean?
And she's like, no it's fine.
She looked so bummed out.
And she was like, we're just gonna
have to call someone to clean it.
She's like, well let's just keep going.
I'm like, I can't do this.
I don't wanna exist anymore after this moment.
Like, I'm so sorry, I'm done.
Who doesn't put signs on your fake bathroom?
I'm surprised I didn't open the bowl
and there we like 10 (bleeps).
- Hi, my name is Alexis Turner.
I went full-time modeling only like six months ago
and I do a little bit of everything.
I do editorials, I do runway, fashion, e-commerce,
beauty, I'm on this shoot and it's a beauty shoot.
I met this makeup artist, she's really sweet,
she has a lot of accolades, she's worked with top brands
and clients and so I'm like oh my God, I'm so excited.
But then she starts opening her pallettes
and like all of her colors are mixed in.
Like it looks like a third grader's watercolor pallette.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
Like, I don't think this girl cleans her makeup.
And Lord knows how many models she's been working with.
So then she goes into the bathroom to like, wash her hands
'cause she's gonna touch my face,
and then there's no soap in the bathrooms.
We're kind of like, in a secluded area,
so there's like nowhere to also get soap.
She has these long nails, there's probably like,
things all up in her nails and she's about to touch my face
and I'm thinking she's gonna use a brush.
But no.
She starts like, with her finger,
digging into that pallette and then putting it on my face.
And I'm like, what?
And I don't wanna say anything,
because like, this girl, she's worked with top clients.
Like I wanna be like that sweet, chill, humble model.
I don't wanna come off as a diva.
During the shoot they were taking like BTS photos
and she like posted on Instagram
and one of my other fellow makeup artist friend sees it
and she's like, girl.
With like all the rs, all the ls.
And she's like, that girl doesn't wash her pallettes.
And I was like, I know, I know! (laughs)
So I wake up the next day,
go into the bathroom, I look in the mirror,
I'm like, oh, there we have it.
There's like, pimples have broken out,
I have like a little bit of redness going on,
I'm just like, oh my gosh, I knew it.
Maybe I should have said something 'cause this is my face,
this is what's making money right now. (laughs)
What can you do?
- Hi, I'm Lonye Nicole, I've been modeling
for I would say about five years now.
I did high fashion, like back when I was a little skinnier.
But now I do a lot of fitness modeling.
This was my first fashion week.
Charlotte Fashion Week, back when I was like maybe 16.
I was so excited and I was like,
I'm just gonna rip this runway.
I'm 'bout to kill it, we're 'bout to be Tyra Banks,
like I got this.
When I tried on the shoes, one pair was too big
and one was too small.
So I'm like, you know what?
Let's just go with the big pair.
Just stuff some, you know, tissue or whatever in the front,
and I got this.
When I was walking, it was good at first.
And all of a sudden like, my shoe kinda,
you know, flopped off like at the heel.
So I'm just like, kinda like hopping.
And then at the end of the runway,
I see the designer I really really wanna work with
and I'm like, this is my chance.
She's gonna see me, she's gonna be like, you're awesome,
I'm gonna book you right off the stage,
just jump off and into my arms.
I make a turn to like come back around after you know,
posing for the pictures at the end,
and I felt like a crack.
And I look down and the heel cracked.
So I just took both the shoes off
and just started walking down the runway
like I meant to do that.
The good thing is, at the end when I came back,
she was like, oh I gave you the wrong pair of shoes.
I meant to give you these.
But she's like, oh it's okay,
I was gonna throw those out anyway.
I was like, lady, you almost ruined my entire life
and my career.
I'm like, whatever, you know what?
Here are your shoes.
I gotta go to this other designer.
Whatever, bye.
- I had decided to do a photo shoot for fun
with a friend of mine who's a photographer.
And he kinda casually said, oh and you know,
we found this drone operator.
I thought that was pretty cool.
We drove out to Malibu and we got really lucky.
We found a beach that was pretty empty.
The photo shoot goes really well,
the pictures are really cool,
and so like, hey Jess, why don't you climb up
on this giant rock and start posing?
And I'm like, alright cool.
So I climb this rock.
So I'm like locked into this camera
on this little flying alien spaceship.
And just like eye banging the (bleeps) out of this drone.
'Cause I'm a professional.
The drone was like, maybe like four feet away.
What I didn't know is that a drone
is never supposed to be remotely close to your face.
You are not supposed to feel
the wind blowing from the drone.
And then all of the sudden, boom.
Right to the dome.
The first thing that I remember
is going (loud groans)
and then I remember yelling, how's my nose?
How's my nose?
By some miracle, it hit me straight on so the blades
missed my face and got caught in all of this hair.
I got a little cut on my forehead but that was it.
The designer who had made the clothes that I was wearing,
he had taken BTS on his phone.
And he had caught the exact moment of impact
when the drone flew into my face.
So I put the video on my Instagram.
Suddenly, I'm reached out to by TMZ.
And then they're like, we wanna interview you.
Like, we want this story.
And like 10 minutes later, I am like on the TMZ Live
with a big black eye, and like a bruised up nose.
I'm okay.
So I'm laughing about it at first,
and they're the ones that are kind of urging me
to be like, this is serious.
And I'm just like, ha ha ha got hit in the face
with a robot, like he he, I'm okay.
I am terrified of drones to this day.
I get asked to shoot with drones a lot
and all I have to say is you can't afford me.
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