What do you think?
Fabulous, right?
You really need to wear that just to rehearse?
A performer needs to feel the part to be the part!
I thought we talked about you not tapping my nose anymore.
[laughs] Okay.
We got the comedy stuff down, so let's start with my song.
And by "your song" I'm guessing you mean
the song that I wrote.
No one cares who wrote the song!
[laughs] Now, take it from when I make it shine.
[starts playing the piano]
[off-key]
Well?
♪ Chicago! Chicago! ♪
♪ It's a city that's exciting It's a city that's inviting ♪
♪ It's a city For a woman just like me! ♪
♪ There's a lake they call Lake Michigan! ♪
♪ I think I'm really fitting in! ♪
♪ This city Is my perfect cup of tea! ♪
Check out my kicks!
Fazzini Boots!
Got 'em at Symone's, on sale!
Aw...
Oh, don't be sad! You can borrow 'em.
After I'm dead!
♪ What I like about cheese ♪
♪ Is that you can put it On veggies ♪
♪ And they taste... ♪
♪ Mmh-mm, so good! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ I like to talk About food, food! ♪
You're not the real Diddly Bops!
We are too the Diddly Bops!
Ah, excuse me?
Could I get a photograph with you
for my wall of celebrities?
She'll be glad to take a picture with you.
After she's had her dinner.
But I got to go to a play right now.
She eats fast.
Uh, uh...
So? Do I look like a real pizza delivery girl?
I don't know.
They won't deliver pizza to my house anymore
because of my brother.
Why? What'd he do?
Well, one time he had a bucket full of raw chicken parts,
and when the pizza guy came to the door...
[beeping] Oh!
It's Shawn, shut up!
Italiones?
Can I help you?
- [laughing] - Oh, yes!
We are still delivering free pizzas.
Uh-huh. Oh, what's your address?
[giggling]
Your accent is so vague!
Shh!
Yes! Sì, sì!
Oh, that's a gorgeous address!
Pizza's on the way! Arrivederci!
[mumbling]
Okay. Okay, then prove it.
You ready for this?
Yeah. Get excited!
[squealing]
Ooh... How does she get her feet so white?
Ooh...!
Well done, Foon-Yee.
Oh, my God! Mandy! You are an alien!
Now say hello to our query girl, Trina Vega.
[clapping and cheering]
Hello, Sinjin.
You're not supposed to talk.
I'll talk if I want to talk.
Okay!
Ah!
[doorbell rings]
Oh, uh... Beck's here?
Uh, André, Tori's not--
I'm not here to see Tori.
Well, I have a date tonight with--
Beck. Yeah, I know.
I know what's going on.
I don't understand.
Oh, hey, will you help me think of a good song for my audition?
No!
This is a competition!
And I'm a what you call "in it to win it".
Anyway, Trina says it doesn't matter
what song you pick.
Right, because it's all about the razzle-dazzle.
You know, being a flashy performer,
I'm even changing my name.
To what?
P-Zazz!
Ow!
Where have you been?
Jogging!
On your face?
It's not funny!
You went jogging in 10-inch heels?
Yes, and I stepped on a rock and I fell down!
Aww...
Two little Canadian boys laughed at me!
[doorbell rings]
Get the dang door!
[doorbell rings]
I'll get it, I love doors!
Really nice work. Good job.
Gracias!
That was a great scene, Trina!
Really high quality television.
[blows a kiss]
Top notch acting.
Why are you here? Get out!
No, we want to want you act!
Yeah! So, does lady cheese boob
get away from the hungry mice children?
And jump! And jump! And jump! And jump!
I think I'm getting it.
Good, now let's do our rhymes.
'Kay-kay.
B, my name is Betty and my husband's name is Bob.
We live in Bubble City where we sell beaver medicine.
Why don't you start the next one?
S, my name is Sinjin and my wife's name is Trina.
I'm done with this.