>>> WAIT, SO HOLD ON, THIS IS A DRAG BRUNCH?
>> YES. THE WAITERS ARE IN DRAG.
AND THEY SAY CATTY THINGS TO YOU.
IT'S FUN. >> AND THEY HAVE BOTTOMLESS
MEMOS SAS, WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT?
>> LOOK, HERE COMES OUR WAITRESS NOW.
>> WELL, GOOD MORNING, BITCHES. THE GOOD LORD NAME MED TAWNY
POCKETS AND I'LL BE YOUR SERVERESQUE.
>> THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN WE THOUGHT!
>> MIGHT BE AND YOU MIGHT BE THE WORST LAY IN HISTORY, ACCORDING
TO THAT BAG OF LOTION AND WHAT IT SAID.
AND NOW, MISS THANG, WHOA. CHANEL CALLED BACK AND WANTS
THAT FAKE-ASS CHANEL BAG BACK. >> OH, THIS IS FAKE CHANEL, IT
SAYS CHAR-NEL ON IT. >> YES, QUEEN, THAT BAG IS AS
FAKE AS MY ORGASM. TRUST!
AND SOMEBODY BEST BE CALLING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ABOUT THIS ONE,
BECAUSE THAT SMOKY EYE SITUATION HAS BECOME A STOP, DROP AND ROLL
ONE. >> SHE GOT ME!
>> DON'T -- >> NOW DO HIM!
>> YOU'VE NEVER WORKED FOR ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU'VE HAD EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU.
THE ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PURCHASE IS A
PERSONALITY. AND A SOUL.
ALL RIGHT, BITCHES. I'M GOING TO SASHAY AWAY AND
GRAB THEM MIMOSAS. >> YOU GUYS, THIS IS PRETTY FUN.
>> IS IT? >> OH, GARY, COME ON YOU'RE NOT
UPSET, ARE YOU? >> NO IT'S JUST THAT WITH YOU
GUYS SHE WAS REALLY SUPERFICIAL. WITH ME SHE GOT DARK.
LIKE THERE WAS NO JOY IN HER EYES.
>> GARY. GET OVER IT.
>> YEAH. THAT IS WHAT DRAG QUEENS DO.
THEY THROW SHADE, THEY READ BEADS.
IT'S PART OF THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.
>> OKAY, YEAH, I'M SORRY. MAYBE I'M BEING TOO SENSITIVE.
>> OH, HERE SHE COMES AGAIN. >> I'M BACK, KIDDIE GIRLS.
OH, SURE, THERE'S FOUR OF YOU AND I ONLY BROUGHT TWO.
I MADE YOURS EXTRA STRONG BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
RUB FRONTS WITH THAT THIRSTY TROLL.
ALSO, I CALLED 911 TO HELP OUT WITH THE TRAGEDY THAT IS THAT
SMOKY EYE SITUATION. >> SHE WILL NOT LET GO OF MY
SMOKY EYE! >> DON'T FORGET GARY.
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SMILED BECAUSE YOU
WALKED INTO A ROOM? I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE DERIVING
JOY FROM SEEING SUCH AN OVERPRIVILEGED HUSK OF A SHALLOW
HUMAN BEING. OKAY!
I'M GOING TO BE BACK WITH SOME MENUS.
>> SLAYED! >> LOVED IT.
>> I DON'T GET IT. I'MA NICE GUY.
PEOPLE LIKE ME. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY
GODFATHER BEING THE DYSON VACUUM GUY.
>> GARY, SHE'S JUST TEASING. >> NO, SHE HATES ME.
LOOK. >> GARY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHAT
SHE'S SAYING WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.
>> IT JUST SEEMS THAT THE GRAINS OF SALT THAT SHE'S GIVING ME ARE
COARSER THAN THOSE BEING SERVED TO YOU.
>> OH, GARY, YOU DON'T HAVE A POETIC MIND SO YOU SHOULDN'T TRY
TO SPEAK IN METAPHOR. >> YEAH, GARY, JUST ENJOY HER
SASS. >> OH MY GOD, HERE SHE COMES.
I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE, SERIOUSLY, I MIGHT CRY.
>> ALREADY? OKAY, BUT THEN THAT'S IT FOR THE
DAY. >> GOT YOUR MENUS, YOU HUNGRY,
HUNGRY WHORES. AND YOU, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO
EVERYTHING JUST BEING HANDED TO YOU.
BUT NOT TODAY, GARY WATSON. >> WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FULL
NAME? >> DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
>> NO. >> DOES THIS HELP?
>> NO. >> HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> NO. >> OKAY.
WHAT IF I DO THIS? >> MILTON SAUNDERS?
>> CORRECT. I WAS YOUR INTERN OVER FIVE
YEARS AGO. YOU SCOLDED ME OVER A LUNCH
ORDER WHEN I WORKED FOR YOU AT GOLDMAN SACHS.
GUESS WHAT I'MA JUNIOR VP AT CREDIT SUISSE NOW.
>> THEN WHY ARE YOU WORKING HERE?
>> MY FRIEND OWNS THE RESTAURANT AND TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING.
>> YOU GOT INTO FULL DRAG JUST TO INSULT ME?
>> CORRECT. >> IT MUST HAVE TAKEN TWO HOURS
TO DO ALL THIS. >> FOUR, CONTOUR IS TIME
CONSUMING IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO IT.
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. >> I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR ORDER?
>> THE AGREEMENT WAS I WOULD WORK A WHOLE SHIFT.
SO WHAT YOU BITCHES WANT TO EAT? >> I'LL HAVE THE BREAKFAST
BURRITO WITH SOUR CREAM ON THE SIDE, DON'T MESS IT UP LIKE FIVE
YEARS AGO. >> YES, SIR.
IMMEDIATELY, SIR. DAMMIT!