Ooh. When did we put a mirror in the living room?
That's not a mirror! That's me! Now go take your dress back!
What?! No! You take yours back!
[growling]
Leni, I need a new yearbook picture.
Can you help me?
At your service.
Duck lips!
Oh, no, I mean, uh, for me.
Oh, okay. Here, you take it.
No, I want you to take a photo of me.
I don't think my phone does that.
Uh.
[music playing]
Look. I'll play a barista, but I am not wearing suspenders.
This has to look like a really coffee shop.
Now, do you want a ride
to the comic book store later or not?
[sighing]
Okay, so now you guys pretend to laugh
at something I've just said.
Ooh, was it coffee related humor?
It doesn't matter, Luan.
Maybe you said this;
"Why'd the hipster burn his tongue?"
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
[laughing]
Yes! 105 likes.
Lincoln, you can take the suspenders off now.
Actually, they're kind of working for me.
[drumroll]
[clapping]
[whistling, panting]
Attention, shoppers, I mean, siblings!
Here's the deal. We're gonna wait in line
and everyone's gonna get their turn. Okay?
[panting]
So how can I help you today, ma'am?
Well, my concoction is currently corroding
the living room floor.
Hmm. We have some lovely water that would do a great job
of stopping that burn.
Next!
I can't stop thinking
- about what he did. - Way too scary.
Let's see if we can get you folks into something
a little less terrifying.
And the caterpillar turned into a beautiful butterfly.
[sighing] That hit the spot.
Next!
[music playing]
Five for you and five for you, makes ten.
Thanks for coming in today.
Um, we live here.
[squeaking]
Sir, do not make me call security.
[whistling]
At ease.
Just kidding!
Nobody is to be at ease in my presence!
As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge.
That means you have to do as I say,
whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur
and can only understand the word sit.
Now, here's our schedule for this evening.
6:00 to 7:00, sitting on beds with arms folded.
7:00 to 7:30, Chow.
7:30 to 8:00, Thorough cleaning of mess hall.
8:00, Staring at a wall until falling asleep.
Everyone got that?
[everyone] Ma'am! Yes ma'am!
Sir! Yes, sir!
Dismissed!
[drumroll]
[clapping]
If he ever finds out, I'll be as dead as disco.
Don't worry, you're not
the only one hiding something from Dad.
[everyone] Ooh.
I accidentally scratched the car with my rhinestone purse.
You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?
[speakers humming]
[music playing]
I rather enjoyed the darkness. Speaking of which,
does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace?
I painted Mom's wedding dress
for my dark betrothal to Edwin.
[music playing]
What can I say? We're not angels.
Sometimes we mess up. But the great thing is,
if you need to get something off your chest,
you can always trust your siblings.
[knocking]
Well, not all of them.
We've tried throwing a few surprise parties
in this family, but it's always gone wrong.
And we all know why. Or should I say... who.
Okay, she's coming. Everyone hide.
Leni, what are you doing?
Shh. I'm hiding for your surprise party.
[siblings groaning]
Siblings, I am perplexed as to why
I have just received an invitation
to my own surprise birthday party.
Oh, I sent that. I wanted to make sure you'd be there.
[siblings groaning]
Luna, should I wear the pink
or blue dress to your surprise party?
- Dude. - What?
I think you just
[laughing]
Get it? But seriously, you ruined it.
[drumroll]
[clapping]
I'm thinking these gloves
would look super chic on you Scoots.
Oh, these are too tight. My fingers can't breathe.
Excuse me, darling. I'm going line dancing tonight
and I need to know which of these britches
are best for boot scootin'.
Sorry, Cheryl, but when there's a line,
you have to wait your turn.
Ooh, aren't I a rude goose.
Y'all got a rhinestone vest section?
Over behind the chaps.
So how are we feeling about the gloves?
They're snug in all the right places.
Hmm. I don't know.
Sweet ride. Sweeter gloves.
Here's a tip for a job well done.
Busier than a one legged cat in a sandbox.
[laughing]
Sorry, but, uh, I forgot your order.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Uh, care for a free mint?
[screaming]
[whimpering]
♪ Order up
Thanks, Dad.
Wait, Kotaro said to carry all the plates at once.
[groaning]
I can do this, it's all about balance.
...was like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.
[laughing]
No, no, no, shoo fly, shoo.
[groaning]
Never mind, hon.
We can grab some fish sticks at the school, Wilber.
[drumroll]
[clapping]
Okay. I can't risk getting another hole in one.
[groaning]
Keep your eye on the ball.
Whoops!
Oh, your hands must be sweaty
from the excitement of those hole in ones.
[screaming]
Ah, Lori, are you feeling well?
I think I suddenly have a-amnesia.
I don't remember how to golf.
Uh. A-Are you sure? Here, take this.
Perhaps it'll jog your memory.
[grunting]
Oh, no, that's not food!
Actually, I-I don't recognize any of this stuff.
Wow. If I can't do golf,
maybe I shouldn't come to golf school.
Are you certain?
Well, then I'll have to make the call
to offer your scholarship to another student.
Oh, I was really rooting for you, Lori.
[shrieking]
The Petoskey Open comes down to this.
In the first tournament of her college career,
Lori Loud has a chance to win it all for Fairway U.
[grunting]
And the crowd goes wild! Woo-hoo-hoo!
[laughing]
[drumroll]
[clapping]
I think my new face cream might cause hives.
Can someone else try it first?
Ooh, Claude, perfect.
Actually, it's Clyde.
This doesn't have peanuts in it, does it?
[ringing] This is Clyde.
Clyde, it's Lori.
I have a big time problem on my hands,
and I need your help.
Lori, I think you have the wrong number.
This is Clyde... McBride.
I know and also I know you're the brains
of the Clincoln McCloud Operation,
which is why I called you and not Lincoln.
Um, Lori. You're on speaker.
Oh, sorry. I guess you can help too.
[drumroll]
[clapping]
They're trail markers.
I'll bet if we follow them,
[both] they'll lead us to the treasure.
Captain Kit, here we come.
[grunting]
LJ! What's so heavy back there?!
We've got some dead weight at the end, Pops.
[panting]
Ooh, got service. Uh, lost it.
Hmm?
[shrieking]
[gasping]
It's locked.
I got this.
[gasping]
What? There's more to my head than just air, ya know.
[gasping]
[drumroll]
[clapping]
What's going on? What happened to the fighting?
Pssh. We're over that. We made up.
But the dress.
I came up with the perfect solution.
Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in 'Y'
and I get to wear it the rest of the time.