What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
So today I'm going to be talking about Things Girls Don't Understand About Guys.
Let's go ahead and get it started.
The first thing girls don't understand is we do not want to play sports with you.
If we offer to throw the football around, that's one thing.
But if we're playing competitive, I don't want to be on your team.
DAHECK!
And it sucks because it's a lose-lose situation: if you're defending a girl and you block her
shot, or steal the ball from her, or dunk on her, that's not impressive.
That's not impressive at all.
You're supposed to do that.
She's a girl.
In fact, that makes you look like a douchebag.
On the other hand, say a girl steals a ball from you, blocks your shot, or you get wetted
on from the 3-point line by a girl...now you look like a complete fool.
Now, I'm not saying there aren't girls out there who can ball just as good as some of
the guys, cause there are.
I've seen this.
I'm just saying...we don't want to play with you.
Either way, we're going to end up looking like a jerk or a fool, which we don't want
to do.
Another thing girls don't understand is thirst.
There's a new word going around: girls calling all these guys "thirsty" cause they're complimenting
all their pictures on Instagram or Facebook or something.
You know what I'm talking about.
Well here's what girls don't understand about this: complementing girls on social media
is a very low-risk, high-reward situation.
Let me explain.
Just think about it.
A pretty girl posts a picture on Instagram or Facebook, I comment, "You look beautiful,
we should hang out sometime."
Now even if I don't know this girl, I've never seen her or talked to her in my lifetime ever,
what is the absolute worst thing that could happen?
She screenshots it and uploads to a website?
She calls me thirsty?
She blocks me and never talks to me again?
Ok, that's not a big deal at all...happens all the time.
I mean, not to me.
But, I mean...I'm pretty sure it happens to others...
Think about the opposite end of the spectrum for a second.
The girl responds.
We start talking.
We meet up one day.
Next thing you know, we're dating, get married, have sex, have 17 children, and live happily
ever after.
So you can call it thirsty or whatever you want.
I call it a smart investment.
Typing a comment only takes 4 seconds out of my day.
Who knows what might happen.
Here's another thing girls don't understand about guys: we like to play video games.
For some reason there's this thought that guys, when they grow up and they mature, they
don't play video games anymore...they do other things.
That's incorrect.
Grown men still play video games.
It's fun!
That's like saying girls like shopping, but when they grow up they shouldn't shop anymore
because they're mature now.
Does that make any sense?
No, ok.
That's how we feel...the exact same gosh darn way.
DAHECK.
When the game is on, nothing else matters.
Nothing.
We are not your friends.
You may think we're your friends, but given the opportunity we would probably hook-up
with you.
So, if that's what you call friends, then I guess you could say we're friends in that
case.
We have a different style of humor.
Things that you find funny girls, a lot of us guys don't!
Like those E-cards you're posting on Instagram...those are not funny at all.
In fact, the only reason we're liking those kinds of pictures is because we're "thirsty."
So, there you go.
Oh and another thing, don't ever send me any photo where you're looking like this.
I don't care if it's a SnapChat and it expires.
DAHECK!
I don't find that funny at all.
Matter of fact, that's absolutely disgusting.
Don't ever...what the...no ok...just no.
To a lot of men, women are these angelic-like creatures.
So when you send me a photo that looks like...kinda ruins the whole imagery.
Finally, girls need to understand we talk too.
We communicate with each other about you guys as well.
Now it's not like you guys where we sit down and watch Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, all
that stuff...and eat popcorn and stuff.
But we know.
We know which girls are wife material and what girls are, you know, Amanda Bynes status.
So just keep that in mind.
But yeah, that's all I got for now.
What did I miss?
Or what are some things guys don't understand about girls?
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Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.