P: Hey guys! D: Hi.
P: So two years ago we did "Punk Edits In Real Life"
D: Was that two years ago? P: I know!
P: Time is flying, we're all dying. D: Thank God death is coming, am I right? (same)
P: It resulted in these two monstrosities.
D: *Mimicking a horror noise* BUM BUM BUUM
P: *Horrified noise* D: That was going really well until we put that blue goop in your hair.
P: That was such a mistake! D: That really ruined - you looked cool before that--
D:--And then the eyeliner P: I was tempted to keep the look, and then we made such a mess of it.
D: There is such thing as too far.
P: Anyway, since then people have been tweeting me and messaging me with-
P: "Do pastel edits in real life!"
D: Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right here, Phil.
P: Yeah
D: Um, would you like to explain to a lot of people probably clicked on this and were like,
"wot??"
D: What the heck is a "Pastel Edit?"
P: Well I was slightly confused at first but I did some research, and it's basically-
P: Imagine pastel colours, imagine flower crowns, imagine soft things. D: Yeah? Yeah. Mm.
P: Combine them all together onto a person.
D: So it's not really like 'dress up as this thing.' P: No.
D: It's like, just wear some pastel-ly stuff
D: *BLOODY ADORABLE GIGGLE* P: *is smol bean* It's a vibe. It's a way of life.
P: It's a soft pastel way of life. D: Yes!
D: So we are about to become the ultimate Dan and Phil, where everything is pastel and calm
*Calming, Japanese vibe music*
D: Soft, smol, innocent. Like a breeze- P: Yes! D: -through a cherry blossom tree.
P: Like inhaling a cloud and exhaling a rainbow
D: While you're Licking a mint chocolate chip, ice cream
P: Now I'm hungry. D: Sorry.
D: I was gonna mention cotton candy, but then you'd just start like biting me wouldn't you- P: *Chomping faces* D: Okay-
D: That's what pastel is! Thing is, though, this isn't like an alternate reality-
D: You could just wear pastel stuff. P: I know!
D: So why don't you, Phil?
P: Well, I think I just like bright colors, I like to walk into a room like "Pow!"
D: Pizzaz! P: "Look, it's Phil in his red T-shirt and black hair!"
D: So you're not very pastel. P: No!
D: You're quite like "Pow-zazz, I'm Phil!" P: I think it's cause I'm so pale, and if I wore pastel I would just fade into the wall.
D: So you feel the need to cover up- P:-The paleness. Yeah.
P: What about you and the black? If you're talking about me, what about you? What's going on?
D: I-I-I don't know, I really think that pastel is the opposite of whatever my personality is. P: You're like a walking funeral!
D: Which is just, you know, like gloom, thinking, regrets
P: Sadness. D: Yeah.
P: Yeah. D: Black.(same)
P: But Dan, this video. Might change your life.
P: What is with the curls this year? D: I don't know I just feel like when my hair-
P: It's like the tail of a pig! D:-Phil-Phil-am I-am I consenting you to- P: *smol bean laughter*
P: It is like a curly pig tail, in your hair
D: ...Just stop. P: *more smol bean laughter*
P: And in case you're still confused, I've delved into Tumblr and found some examples of pastel edits.
D: Lets see what the people want!
P: This one!! D&P: *double smol bean laughter*
D: Wow, look at that. P: WOW! That kinda suits me, I'm just saying-
D: In a bit, That looks like a cool and confident alter-ego of yours that doesn't exist
P: *so much smol bean laughter* D: Ah, okay, is that just a random gaming channel screenshot there?
P:I don't know! D: It's just a candid moment of Dan just being like, so pastel.
P: It's like you are the evil twin and that's the good twin.
D: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
P:Then this one, which is kind of punky pastel. D: Wooow!
D: I'd say that's almost like seapunk goth, pastel grunge.
P: That's if our punk edit characters did a pastel edit straight after. Both: Yeees!
P: Moodboard D: Aesthetic inspiration
P: Look at that kitten! I want to eat it.(what even Phil) D: A prism! Some water! Some hands in the mists of time!
P: Why is that person holding the ice cream by the ice cream? D: Is that hands?!
P: Yes! What are you doing? D: Ok, that's just disturbed me. That's not pastel softness anymore, that's just, like a food crime.
P: So now it's time for the transformation. D: *smol laughter* This is so stupid.
P: Will Dan and Phil find their true soft pastel-y selves? D: At least this one isn't, like, maybe offensive like the punk one.
P: Lets begin
P: So first things first(You're freakishly tall), my friends.
P: I thought we should transform the room to be a bit more pastel, I'm not feeling it yet.(are you feeling it NOW Mr. krabs?) D: The room?
P: This is the brightest room ever D: It's very AmazingPhil room, okay. P: Yeah
D: *Heart eyes* P: So I've borrowed some sheets from a friends, and I've got various pastel objects to make it more pastel-y
D: *does cute face*Let's transform this into a pastel dimension P: Here we go *harp/magical music plays*
P: Clear all this off! Bright, too bright.
P: Guinea pig is too bright(really Phil, that guniea pig is like Dan, black and white)
D: Bulbasaur, quite a paste-ly pokemon
D: This beautiful blob fish, that represents me on the inside(same) *Phil makes a weird sound*
P: And now for the bedsheets, WHOOPA
D: SOFTNESS! P: *smol laughter*
P: I'm going to delicately place it- D: So delicate P: -there
P: I think we're done. D: I feel spiritually softer already!
P: It's so wei- it doesn't look like my beedroom
P: It's like a unicorn ate it and sicked it back out again! D: *makes "really" face*
D: You need to work on your pastel personality, Phil. It's like a cloud.. P: It's like a cloud...
D: Ethereally- P: It's actually really soft D: -Floated through the window
D: And went "ssshhhhh".... and thus your room was transformed
P: Why are pink sheets softer than my sheets?
D: Phil, I mean, how often do you wash your bedsheets?
P: I wash my bedsheets a lot, even though people think I don't because they're always the same
P: I wash them in between videos, alright.
P: Now for the outfits. I searched "Male Pastel" into some shopping sites,
D: Which is innocent sounding P: And some scary results
P: I was like "woaahh" it is not that kind of video. D: Woooow, mainly pants(also called "underwear" or "underoos"), apparently.
P: We're not gonna be getting into our pants(underwear) D: Maybe more men want to embrace the pastel side P: But secretly beneath the jeans
D: But they need to do it secretly P: Yeah! Embrace it guys! D: Where's the pastel suits?(Brendon Urie probably bought all of them)
P: So Dan, inspired by your dungaree(also called overalls) pastel edit...
D: I feel like I'm on some weird game show, right P: *smol laughter*
P: You're going to be wearing this pastel pink jumper
D: Ohh, classic, very s-ohh look at that what a color
P: And- D: Yeah? P: This pair of dungarees!( overalls)
D: Woooooow...Actually
D: I'm gonna be like Cole Spouse in Riverdale
D: Just always wearing dungarees(overalls) for some weird reason.
P: Well now you can embrace that dream
D: Do I get to embrace Cole Spouse? P: No D: Then what's the point(same)
D: How do you even put these on? P: *even more smol laughter*
D: Do I stick my head in this? P: I thought that'd be part of the fun
D: Here we go.... WoOo!
D: I have no idea what I'm doing. These are big Phil, what size did ya get?
P:I got large because I didn't know how big they'd be
P: Oooh, there's your flap.(why Phil)
D: Don't look at my flap.(what is even going on) P: *so much smol laughter*
D: And voila. P: *much laughter, very yes*
D: Oh my god. P: Wow Dan, you look so soft.
D: I feel like a unicorns breath
P: What are you doing? D: How the *woof* does this work
P: *unhelpful laughter* D: Help me.
P: Get your straps on. D: You *woof* -ing strap me up(wOAH, stop right there Dan)
D: Wow, Phil strapping me- P: Strap one D: -up on camera(dAN) this is
P: And... you can do number two
D: There's a certain audience for this on the internet
D: -and they're not getting the video they wanted(you need to Stop™ Dan) P: No.
D: Wow! P: You're like a builder that works in a cloud factory
P: You're like "Hey I'm the captain of the clouds!" D: I know exactly what you mean
D: And I feel like that's what they intended, as well P: I think so, I think so
D: Alright I feel left out, what's your outfit then?
P: I'm going for an aqua vibe(like those eyes)
D: Nice P: That's what I'm going to do
D: *noice symbols*Liquid gradient. P: Turquoise, blue...
D: Fantasy
P: So it's kind of cheating but I already own this shirt-
D: You had a pastel thing, that's good P: -but it's like the 'pastel-y'est thing ever
P: And then I *laughs* also got these baby blue trousers D: Bright blue chinos.
P: Yeah D: Jesus.
*Dan singing sexy music* D: bum bad dow bow bow bow bow bow bow
P: Oh you can see me in the mirror! D: *tall bean laughter*
P: Don't look!*zooms on mirror butt*
P: Dan, can you feel the blackness draining out of you?
D: My soul is tearing in two, it's like, "DAN you're forgetting who you are
D: "We are the existentialist philosophers gazing at you from the abyss,
D: Noooooooo we're losing you, we're losing yooouuuu"
P: These are so tight! D: *Laughter that cured me*
P: What is this D: You look pretty trendy Phil
P: What is going on? D: You could be in some like weird european pop indie band.(or you could be Brendon Urie)
P: Ahh, I can't even lift my legs up!
P: There we go. D: Look at these soft knees.....wow.
P: I'm never going to get out of these jeans(nobody wants you to get out of them)
P: As you saw in the edits, the most important thing about these transformations issss... D: Yes?
P: Flower crowns
D: Oh my g- wow. P: Look at these D: Look at that.
P: I went all out, these were two pounds
D: *sarcastically impressed laughter* Sh *woof* man, Phil is spending money on this
D: You've gone for quite girthy flowers as well- P: They are-*almost says "thicc" then realizes that he shouldn't* D: This is like someones really raided a bush for these
P: I'm not going to say anything about the word "thicc", but they're pretty...
P: Large
P: Right we need some slow motion music for this
P: *angelic singing to the tune of Jurassic Park*
D: That's Jurassic Park, Phil P: *smol bean laughter*
D: We look like bridesmaids! Or something("what a beauti-PHIL wedding, said the bridesmaid to the waiter) P: We like really do
P: These are huge! I could get used to it though.(so could we Phil, so could we)
P: I'm obsessed with your curl(same), how did that form? D: I don't know
P: Hear a pigeon outside, it's gunna start nesting on my head in a minute D: *making pigeon sounds*
D: *pained pigeon sound*
D: Like-uh-eh is this it, the transformation? Cause i feel pretty soft right now P: oooOOooh
D: I'm, I'm transformed P: It's not over yet Danny
P: Tattoos
P: I've bought a selection of pastel, flowery tattoos
D: Those are actually really pretty- P: I know! D: and classy
P: Yeah! D: Is that your grandma's plate or your local hipster's arm?
P: Exactly. D: Scientists can't tell.
P: I think you should have these two
D: Yes the two peachy/pink ones.
P: Yepp, and i'm gonna go with these
D: To help your aqua aesthetic P: Yeah D: Indeed
P: But where are they going to go? D: *gasps*
D: Lets go for a safe one first
P: Oh alright D: Hows about you put this one on my hand?
P: Okay D: So you can practice sponge control
P: That can work. D: So you don't violate my nipples with cold water(dAN)
P: I am, I am an expert at sponge control
D: No sponge control
D: I want to compliment you, you have very accurate cutting out skills
P: Thank you!
P: Hold it down
D: Applied, sticky(DAN)
P: And then I have the unicorn sponge- *small children aww'ing* D: You bought a pastel mug?!(not surprised)
P: Yeah! D: Just for.. Oh my - wow
D: I'm- I'm impressed Phil, you've gone all out on this
P: I've gone all out on this video
D: That's such a cute wholesome mug, I need to protect it, OooOh my god -it's just that- AAAAAHHH YOU'RE RUINING MY JEANS(water doesn't ruin jeans Dan)
P: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's necessary(not really Phil)
D: Oh for god's sake, right P: Right I'll drip some excess in here
D: Oooh my god Phil, you're wetting the bed
P: And wipe
D: *inhumane sound*
D: I love that i'm moaning about this and-
P: Yeah D: And you know, this is not as bad as getting a real tattoo
D: I'm sure that everyone in the comments that has is like, come on guys
P: Blow it( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
D&P: *blowing air on Dan's tattoo*
D: What is my life? Why did I agree to do another one of these stupid videos?
P: Just keep blowing it! D: Okay...
D: Do you deserve this?
D&P: *continues blowing*
D: I tried to be someone with integrity, you know
P: It's alright, you're on my channel, D: What do all the youtube- P: there's no integrity here
D: What do all the film makers think of this?
P: This is art Dan! This is a visual piece of art.
D: This is the short film called "Dan and Phil Pastel Edits"
D&P: *blowing on Dan's hand* D: Hashtag content
*dramatic music*
P: Wow! That looks so good!(same)
D: *impressed*That's really good! Look at that!
D: I am a flower and it's root is in my heart P: *SO MUCH SMOL LAUGHTER*
P: What are you talking about?
D: And it's just softly growing out of me and everything that I touch is a tender stroke of a petal
P: Dan, you are taking this too far
D: *whispers* soft
P: This one for me D: Right, where we puttin' it?
P: *singing* On my arm
D: I thought you were gunna say ass then P: *singing* On my ass
P: Dan versus scissors
D: I'm doing my- P: A left handed dream
D: -most beautiful cutting right now
P: I don't even understand why it doesn't work when you got left hand
P: It's like they just hate you D: Oh jesus help me(same)
D: Ooo, look at that meaty bicep Phil
P: There we go, there we go D: BAM
D: Right, hand me that P: We can name it
P: What's, like, a funny name for a unicorn? D: Soft Susan
P: Spike(yep Phil, thats perfect)
D: Spike! There we go. P: Here's Spike.
P: Oh it's cold!
D: Oh shut up
P: aAaAh
P: Come on
D: OooooOooO
D: BAM! P: BOW!
P: That is awesome! D: That kind of suits you.
D: It compliments your eyes(same)
P: *smol laughter=yes* D: *Vomit sounds*
P: So last time I had one on my neck, which was the most horrifying thing ever, so I think it's your turn Dan!
D: No, wh- no.
P: Yes! D: Not with you, with the sponge control issues.
P: Come on! D: Oh god.
D: Okay Phil, curve of the ear. P: Curve of the ear
D: Do it right P: Curve of the ear
D: You've got one shot- P: Curve of the ear D: -could you make it as a tattoo artist
P: Yes! D: BAM D: *random screaming* P: *laughter*
D: *screaming continues* P: *laughing continues*
D: OH NO, AHH
D: YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO LIKE SO HAIR DRYER MY, WHY-
D: -DIDN' T WE GET A TOWEL- P: Wait, wait, wait, wait
D: WE SHOULD'VE GOT A TOWEL
D: I've never felt this wet P: *cute laughter*
P: This is revenge D: Oh, I've just about strapped this whole video(over water down his shirt)
D: It was supposed to be innocent, and it's just gone so wrong
P: This is gonna look great Dan though.
P: *enthusiastically* WOW!
D: How does it look? P: THAT LOOKS AMAZING
P: That is so good D: That's actually pretty classy, these two
P: Yeah D: Look at me(okay)
P: You are a new person
D: I could just be, uhh like somebody that reads illustrations of gardening books in a library- P: yeah D: -sipping green tea
P: Dan Howell, more like Dan Flower
*awkward silence*
Pastel-l
D: *why did you do this to me face*
D: You need a horrifyingly violating one right now P: Right, I need one where the dentist isn't gonna see
D: Penis- P: So I don't want it like, on my face- D: Penis- P: I'm not, no, no D: Penis tattoo P: No
P: I think it should go like, here, in the clavicle
D: I'm gonna get my revenge
P: I'm using this Dan and Phil Shop European Merch as a towel
D: WOW, again you worked in some, that was on his floor, it's not just spawning- P: It- it was on my floor
D: Okay, right, pass me the unicorn
D: Yessss P: *in odd accent* SPIKE, HE'S GOT A VOICE LIKE THIS
"Spike": AHHH "Spike": ALRIGHT LADS, LETS GET SOME TATTOOS ON
P: *smol laughter* "Spike": *growls*(I love Spike)
"Spike": UHH, YOU'RE VIOLATIN' MEH HEAD 'MATE, WATCH IT
D: There we go- P: *smol screech* D: -there we go-
P: *another smol screech and a laugh* D: -everything's fine,
P: IT'S DRIPPING ON MY NIPPLES
P: I'm ready! D: *singing* Ba da da daaaa
D: Ohhhhh P: WOW, look at that
D: It's so soft and pure. Right
P: It's so sensitive and mysterious
D: AND LOOK AT THAT DRIP CONTROL
P: Ahh, nice(same)
D: Uhhh, I am so good
P: And complete your look with personal accessories
D: What the fluff is that? P: BU DA DA BA
D: WOW, it glow- this is an incredible object
P: It's your mystical glowing unicorn!
D: It conjures so much light, what the heck?
D: Hmmmm P: And then for me! Umbrella!
*scary music* D: WHOH MY JESUS!
P: But now I'm really pastel-ly and aesthetic
D: You could've actually murdered me right then
P: Totally worth it
D: It looks so good
D: Awwww, do you want to come sit in a field with pastel Dan and Phil(duh)
P: YES!
D: Probably a much nicer experience than being awkward in a field with real Dan and Phil(I mean I'd do either tbh)
D&P: *vomit sounds*
P: I can't get it down
D: I thought you were really superstitious
P: I know it was a terrible idea! D: Was it worth getting bad luck for this
D: So here we are then *small children cheering* P: Dan and Phil pastel transformation complete!
D: Wow, I feel calmer
P: I feel calmer- D: Mmm P: -Softer, and slightly moist(pHIL PLEASE, we've had enough from Dan)
D: I feel like I want to just do soft things
P: What like?
D: write a poem
P: Yeah
D: Cloud gaze
P: Surf off the edge of a waterfall(Mhmm I don't know if that's a soft thing)
D: Buy some sorbet
P: Mmmm
D: Do you wish that we were more pastel-ly irl, or do you prefer our,
D: *excited*"HI I'M PHIL, HERE'S MY BRIGHT GREEN T-SHIRT"
D: And, *melancholy*"Hi I'm Dan lets talk about death
P: So like with the punk edits video this is where Dan and Phil have reached their natural pastel transformations
D:Natural form
P: BUT I thought we could go even deeper( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
P: With pastel wigs
D: *smol laughter* N- Really- Awww god, okay
P: Full pastel D: Ughhhh
D: I this even pastel, this is very bright.
P: That is quite cotton candy D: Okay, geez
P: *smol laughter* D: There we go P: You look like the girl from "Lazy Town"
D: *singing* Bing bang bitty bitty bong, silly things that sing when we are dancing P: NO, STOP, STOP
P: NO
P: I think you should wear this one
D: *deeply(no homo)*BRUH, look at that color
P: Yeah, it was more expensive so it should look a little bit more like hair
D: OH MY GOD, this is beaut-Phil(heh)
P: Whack it on
D&P: *double bean laughter*
D&P: WOW
P: You look like 2013 Dan was struck by lightening-
P: -and then you lost all your hair color D: I feel like a "Final Fantasy" character
P: Yeah
D: I feel like a ghoul
P: I'm freaking out, I've- I've forgot what you looked like before
D: And now I'm just this strange- P: And you're this guy D: -I would require a lot of bleach to get this done
P: NOW ME
D: Okay
P: I'm gonna do this one, it suits- it suits my blue vibe.
D: Gosh you have planned this aqua theme well
P: Sadly gonna have to take the flower crown off
P: Hey guys
D: OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD.
P: Does it suit me?
D: That is incredible-it kind of does-you know how you say you-you get your hair black so you're like
D: "POW, I'm Phil, I feel like I need to, be like, my personality
P: Yes
D: I feel like that does that too
P: Does it?
D: Thats totally like, "POW, I'm Phil"
P: Maybe this is my 2018 hair, I'm just testing it out now
D: I would sign that petition
D: Don't waste change.org for Phils hair, they're gonna do it, it's too late, it's got millions of signatures
P: ULTIMATE PASTEL TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!
D: No, no, you need to do that much softer P: Oh
D: So here we go,
D&P: Ultimate pastel tranformation complete
P: I feel like I should have a cooler name looking like this
D: *sarcastically* Phil, yeah
P: *sarcastically* Phil, I could be like, *wispering* "Lucas"
P: Phastel D: *large laughter*
D: I think Daniel is someone-I'd-I'd have to embrace Daniel P: Daniel?
P: No you should be like- D: I'd be like, "DanielDreamX"-
D: -dot tumblr dot com P: "Frederico9"
D: For God sake Phil, "Frederico9"?
P: Wait, "FredericoCloud"(he really wants a friend named Frederico)
D: Do you feel like you want to embrace any of this in your regular life?
P: I'll tell you what I'm not gonna go full pastel, but I'm gonna bring a bit more pastel into my wardrobe
D: Yes! Definitely. P: Yeah
P: What about you? (northern much)
D: I feel like-I dunno if-I could never look this good, this is a wig, don't get obsessed with it
D: My hair would not cooperate P: Yeah
D: Curly Dan is here to stay (thank you <3 )
D: I've embraced the wavy hair P: Yeah
D: I feel like thats a bit of it beginning to crack, I don't know if I can ever leave the full blackness
D: But if there ever any shades in my repertoire, I think some very light pastel touches
D: They could be good P: Ohh! We've transformed him guys!
D: I have two modes- P: It's happened! D: -nihilism, and wholesomeness P: Right
D: And they're allowed to both be present- P: Let them combine a little bit
D: -NOTHING IN BETWEEN
P: The things we do for you guys
D: I hope you've enjoyed this P: Yes, if you have give us a big, pastel-ly thumbs up
D: A soft thumbs up P: Yeah
P: If you want more videos like this subscribe to my channel by clicking my bubble D: Phil content
P: Dans content is over here on his bubble D: Not like this*laughs*
P: And we've put a gaming video here in the middle D: Go check it out P: Go check it out
D: Thanks for watching, hope you've had a soft day P: Have a pastel-licous evening
D: Stay hydrated, breath deeply, see you next time
P: Good bye!
D&P: AAAAAHHHHH