-You guys, I'm in my 40s.
I'm married. I have two kids.
But nothing makes me feel older,
and I'm being serious about this,
than when I realize -- those moments I realize
I no longer understand teen slang terms.
And it seems like these days they evolve so quickly
that it's very hard to keep up.
So as a service to you and to myself,
we decided to give you a little primer on new teen slang terms
in a segment we call "Seth Explains Teen Slang."
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-Alright. Our first slang term the teens are using
is "George W. Kush."
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Here's the definition.
It's a terrible weed dealer who you now miss
because your new guy is somehow even worse.
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For example, my last weed dealer was always late
and could never break a $20,
but he's great compared to this new weirdo
who just sits on my couch, talks for an hour, and never has weed.
I miss that George W. Kush.
You might have overheard some teens talking
and heard this one drop.
This slang term is called "Spider-Mansplain."
Here's the definition. It's when a male comic book fan
explains the Marvel universe to a female comic book fan.
For example, Jason was telling Michelle
about how Thanos made his first appearance
in "The Invincible Iron Man" No. 55.
And she was like, "I know the Marvel universe
like the Silver Surfer knows his home world, Zenn-La.
Don't Spider-Mansplain that to me, bitch."
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Moving on.
This is very helpful.
Thanksgiving just coming around the corner.
This will be helpful when you're with grandparents
and maybe also teens. It's "Yeezer."
This is an old guy who loves Kanye.
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Here it is in a sentence. My grandpa is such a Yeezer,
I went to the nursing home on Sunday,
and he was listening to "Late Registration" on full blast
and shouting, "We want pre-nup."
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Our next new -- 'Cause, of course, teens, very involved,
very interested in politics these days, engaged,
which explains this next new slang term.
It's "Joe Biden."
This is the kid who is overconfident
he will be voted prom king.
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For example, Kyle thinks he has prom king in the bag,
but that Joe Biden just lost the theater nerd vote
when he said "Hamilton" sucks ass.
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Next one's really blowing up with the teens across the pond.
It's "Lexit."
Lexit.
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Good, save your laughs, 'cause, uh --
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Lexit, in case you're wondering, it's when you're having trouble
getting out of a pair of skinny jeans.
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It was worth the wait.
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For example, I had three slices of square pizza
in the cafeteria, so now Lexit is impossible.
Guess I'll try again in January.
#SleepingInJeans.
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Moving on.
Nothing the teens like more than Facebook.
Whenever you hear about Facebook, it's always the teens,
which explains this. Moving on, we have "Schmuckerberg."
This is a prick who somehow knows
all of your most personal details.
Here it is in a sentence.
It's bad enough that Nick gives me a wedgie every day,
but he somehow knows my birthday,
my mother's maiden name, and the exact brand of sweaters I buy.
He a Schmuckerberg.
You may be familiar with the existing teen term "snack,"
which means an incredibly attractive person.
Well, this is "snack-o-lantern."
This is someone who is hot
despite looking like a carved-up pumpkin.
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Here it is in a sentence.
Damian is bald, bulbous, and has one tooth,
but he can still get it. That boy a snack-o-lantern.
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Helpful for the season, helpful term for the season.
You may have heard the slang term "hot girl summer."
This next slang term is "pot girl fall."
Here's the definition.
This is when it changes from swimsuit weather
to sweater weather, so now girls just get high.
Karen rolled into chemistry in a XL cable knit and shades
and couldn't stop giggling
whenever the teacher said "Bunsen burner."
Guess it's pot girl fall.
Our last teen slang term is "Doob Goldberg machine."
This is a large, unnecessarily complicated device
that's designed to light a joint.
For example, I went over to Jeremy's
and just wanted to smoke up,
but he's got some crazy Doob Goldberg machine
where you pull on a juicer which sends a ball down a ramp
that rolls over and hits a stick
that sends a little ball down a ramp.
And at the end of that ramp is another stick
that pushes another ball down another ramp above that one.
And that happens six more times.
So the ball seems like it's headed down,
but it keeps climbing higher up this wall.
And then the last ball falls into a pail
that drops and spins a globe.
But the globe has a moon attached to it --
You know what? Actually --
You know what? It would actually --
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It would probably -- probably just be easier
to show you how it works.
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This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."