ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to doom eternal I am so excited
to play this game I got to play a little
bit of it a while back I did a video on
it I got to play a few hours of the game
and just mess around and see what the
enemies were and see how the game played
and see how it improved over doom 2016
and I have been super excited for this
game ever since then I can't get it out
of my head I couldn't stop thinking
about playing it and I was finally out
and I'm very very excited thank you to
the doom team and Bethesda for sending
me a code early for the game so I can
actually play it ahead of the launch
window so I can get content out for you
guys immediately when it launches but I
am ready to hey I have coffee I'm ready
to go I'm fueled up Oh baby
she's not looking so good
[ __ ] yeah
[Music]
oh don't worry doomsayers ready baby
nearly 60% of our planet has been
consumed by the invaders
all the music is going to be the best
part of this whole [ __ ] day
is so badass
[Music]
oh hell yeah do a tour
what yeah oh man I am fully erect and
ready to eject
it's gonna be [ __ ] awesome
let me at him let me at him let me [ __ ]
him off let me [ __ ] him up not today
baby not today baby thank you thank you
very much I might have to change my my
sensitivity a bit this feels a little
high oh my god let me through I've know
how to glory kill baby the [ __ ] game
if it's so good already so thankfully
I've played some of the game already I
did play this section before so I know I
know how it operates I love that the
chainsaw is just important now that you
don't actually have to take out the
chainsaw and then use it such a good
addition it keeps the gameplay flowing
god yes so I played doom 2016 but I
never finished it
I assume stuff was going on at the same
time and I just didn't have time to
finish it I got pretty far I got more
than halfway through the game but I just
did not finish it but I absolutely loved
it it was so good the music the gameplay
what I played of this is such it's night
and day better than what dooms 2016 was
and doom 2016 was already amazing ok I'm
going for my dinky baths cuz I got it
I'm jackaboy gotta get my sticky bombs
alright I know how to use these we're
good we Gucci
we're going to say no I'm not Ryu chief
I have no idea what I'm doing
oh mama Oh baby what's up what's up
way too high who wants to go what you
both want to go love it move it give me
that iron [ __ ] this is all this place
was going to be it's just me yelling
profanities and enemies and I am here
for it
so [ __ ] porn so I talked about this
in the preview video I did of this that
depending on where you look at the enemy
will do like different animations
like if you're at the back of an enemy
ready to do a kill you'll do a different
animation if you look at their feet
you'll do a different one we look at
their penis
you'll do one no-no PG content here
today this is all Full Tilt with this
game
this is the game that the algorithm
hates all right give me a sec we're late
I just adjust my sensitivity Oh what's
this
codex entry atop my teeth Rawls the hell
priests oversaw the invasion of the
mortal world the thrall slave Titan of
the underworld carried the priests
temples into the wake of battle
providing the priests with vigil of
Hell's advance from a strategically
impervious emplacement from their temple
perch the priests would emanate a
powerful psionic influence imposing
greater coordination among the chaotic
forces of hell and increasing their
battle effectiveness the thrall
possessing superior resilience proved
indestructible by conventional how do I
move this oh wait I have to look at this
okay the thrall possessing superior
resilience proved indestructible by
conventional weapons warding all
attempts by arc defensive forces only by
severing the priests psychokinetic
tether could the Titan be neutralized an
act that could only be accomplished by
an infiltration of the temple itself
pass for they come in on giants
that's pretty cool
[Music]
does it whoa I turn them into Jam I'll
take that
don't lose your Kate or don't lose your
crown King
oh my god yes
[ __ ] him up there are two help reasons
remaining he fire away
what's up dudes tonight here no they
don't care that is awesome I if any of
you have watched my content for any
length of time you know how much I love
giant monsters and scale in video games
and this really sells it like the
environments alone are so much better
than what doom 2016 had also I think
that it's just called doom 2016 but they
just called the doom again I almost fell
off out of an embarrassing but even
though I didn't finish the game
I said a huge respect for June 2016
for it reinvigorating this type of game
this just one and gone type of gameplay
right we got a new one
the kakko demon hunters of this sloth
lengths the khaka demon lurks the
bottomless and murky depths of Hell in
search of easy prey an aimless wanderer
the Kokua demon is mostly devoid of
cognitive ability sensory awareness and
otherwise commonly occurring impulses
driven only by a singular desire to feed
the Kaka demon is likely to appear
wherever there is flesh to be consumed
bringing with it an insatiable
propensity for hunger God the writing is
so good it is said that the Cacodemons
bears some resemblance to the cycloptic
Titans of ancient hell lower leading
Sentinel scholars to believe that the
Forgotten Titans may yet live on and
some embodied form yeah so the
Cacodemons are those little floaty boys
that were shooting it and then you can
shove a grenade down the mouth protips
at the long range option to the shotgun
I don't want full auto should I just
upgrade this wait can I know
you gotta do that okay got it mean full
autos pretty good as well I just don't
really care
okay now I'm on I mean these are my
explody boys and this is full auto okay
got it
I'm trying to look at the the icons in
the bottom so I know which one I have
the questions good what's up boys oh god
I felt whoops oh man can I go back up
did I miss anything
hurry 9 Oh baby
how you like them apples what's up I
like I like how like doom 2016
controlled really well it was very
fast-paced it was very fluid but this
one just takes it another step further
this one it feels like link old quake if
any of you played old quake hey the Iraq
no try you can shoot his gun in the back
I have listened to the soundtrack to
June 2016 probably more than any other
video game soundtrack because it sounds
[ __ ] incredible
but yeah
oops whatever no time oh my bad
I need I need some dinguses
thank wingus where's dingus here he is
so yeah any of you who I mean you might
have seen my other video already so
chainsaw means you get ammo back those
other glory kills that I do means that
you get health back this this gives you
help so it's like a balancing act
between both of those stick and put a
bomb eat [ __ ] or eat your own stuff
really
so I said it's a constant balancing act
between gettin ammo and getting help
which just keeps the gameplay moving
which is genius sub [ __ ]
oh god no field
so if you like my sensitivity is a
little too high that's fine
we'll deal with hey machine gun we just
search around and grab all the things
oh you dumb ass
all right cool any armor lying around
that would be Trey nice now
ah dooms later time you're making us
look bad
Oh baby
heavy cat I'm not too much of a fan of
this I don't use this that much
some enemies are weak or to it than
others but um but I I just I'm a sucker
for shotguns in in software games I mean
it's the best thing it's why it's after
our known force what they're best at
we'll use it a little bit
dinging named Saba morning
give me those itsy bitsy spider 'he's
getting them toes
those are not your toes let's just say
the head are the the knees of the torso
shoot that cannon off he doesn't need
that you just need that he's a stinky
[ __ ] olmec Gordon gave me those gentle
tones as a heavy metal head myself this
music is just dare I say music to my
ears
none that I should I should have
finished mom
give me ammo
we're talking no care baby I got [ __ ]
demons to kill and places to be and I
look good doing it at the same time
what's up Cortana damn she think though
[Music]
there's just walking through lads it's
awesome you know this is bad man you got
pentagrams and demon symbology all over
your walls you know shit's long wait I
should go back up here just to see if
there's anything elect I don't know if I
eat blue
I dropped my boost yet and what my boost
my Wu Shi Wu ji
there's a question right let me get that
hi
did you guys know we have a 50% off sale
on your face no what about a hundred
percent off there you go now you like
stuff everywhere should I eat take the
time to figure out how to get those
maybe yellow access but even is a yellow
axis
I like this machine gun when I get there
they rocket upgrade for it it's really
badass then huh me and lava do not go
together very well do I need the yellow
axes to get into that I want to keep
things moving but I also do want to miss
stone the lets players curse falling up
there don't think I can get there yet oh
wait hold on a little a little second
there by oh nice
wait that doesn't get me in ah a little
demon toy a little em hell yeah that's
good enough hold on here a minute laughs
hold on here a minute is a bunch of
Secrets they could data-entry although
several hundred thousand were safely
evacuated out of orbit in the mass
exodus following the invasion the
expected odds of survival is considered
unlikely
too bad you hate to see it for many of
these lifeboats carrying cryogenically
frozen passengers religious iconography
and communes are now commonplace amongst
survivors I mean yeah if hell rises up
and takes over the earth then obviously
religious communes are gonna take over
with a collective perception of events
taking on a biblical nature man II seek
authority from a higher power to
rationalize the sudden destruction of
the world believing these events
represent a form of divine punishment
yeah that is how it goes
I don't need yellow access to get in
there I got it all nice
all right anything else to get ooh oh
yeah look at that Big Mac what's up
they have you you look cool I know what
what's up [ __ ] what are you doing my
phone [ __ ] you that's why oh hey Nate
I've been practicing I've been playing a
lot of apex legends and a lot of Call of
Duty warzone I'm a [ __ ] gamer look at
that bad boy
hell yeah
so he's carrying one of the hell priest
things on his back stop and the name of
the Doom Slayer he's [ __ ] far away
lights okay
that starts to get really fun when they
came to what Bethesda came to my house
with the game for my own private
enjoyment they were talking about the
the traversal because that was something
that they really worked hard on to make
sure that it felt fluid and it felt like
they kept moving and it really pays off
I'm excited for all of you to play this
game and if you can't play the game hey
you know you can wait maybe back
hold on there are Jiminy Cricket lads I
don't want to miss anything I want to
make sure they were given a good let's
play you know over here all right all
right break it up effects
oh wait I was supposed to come this way
hahaha that was the way forward wait now
that I miss something over there
I have faked it sure to be granted
[Music]
Oh what's up what's up what's up
have that and these on one of them I
keep forgetting to take a memorable
hello
hello oh good sufficient soon Jimenez to
Surrey step tomorrow
shut up they shoot her I miss anything
well Big Bertha what's up oh hello well
I would like more health than peace yes
yes yes healthy healthy a healthy
doomsayer is a healthy mind
cleanliness is next to manager leanness
[Applause]
thank you for the toss pourcel the tall
phone Thanks you take out this going
every now and then well why would you
when you have a shotgun this looks like
your mama's at what I'm a [ __ ] 14 yes
nice I'm basically predator at this
point I have a thing on my arm that
comes out a big spike and now I have a
rocket launcher on my shoulder I am
predator
stick that on there me got some grades
going oh yeah
so you shove them in his mouth
[Music]
okay run gone do it again try it again
do it again
that didn't work
let it work hold on hold on can you pin
somebody there you go haha give it an
eyeball let medo be one septic man
around here alright son of my Beach what
I just do
oh there's a pole there oh don't you see
that
everybody gets one you get one I
basically call me the Oprah of do the
who I'll take that head thank you
you don't need it where you're going oh
wait we're already in hell
nice nice
I love the sticky grenades I'm not
bouncing around and just firing them all
over the place see that flick
you don't deserve life dirty bastard
there's another one
frizzy pretty go
give me that Tennant
a v-neck senate 94m I need more help
will do thank you
another one
goddammit reveries Jaden
back away not today disco lady thank you
I'm gonna take this now wait get rid of
it get rid of it
you don't need it you don't need it Enki
CP rinky-dinky whoa that was a new one
I'm trying to see all of the kill
animations he oh the little guys are so
weak they can't do anything against them
okay bye
where to now lights
I wanna get in one of those do you think
they'll let me do that later in the game
I was able to hop into one of them and
[ __ ] everything up I hope so
I'll take that you don't need it oh he
just showed off take that okay [ __ ]
there you go
whoa look at that what's going on over
there
maybe let's head over and find out
I want that health or that her weight
quite the wall that is back into the
exact same place let me go
go although you're the [ __ ] dunes
there I'm pretty sure you can survive
against a little bit of fire am I wrong
I don't think I am wait
I should be using you guys like an ammo
and stuff but I really doesn't look
[ __ ] the mob as this one formation of
the arc following the total collapse of
international civilization nations and
boundaries as we know them have ceased
to exist a handful of remaining
bureaucrats government officials and
military leaders have managed to survive
by use of protective bunkers kept secret
to the greater population convening
under the flag of Allied nations this
governing body represents all that
remains of the rule of law forming what
would essentially become a single world
government okay not great military bases
in communication with the a.n have made
efforts to regroup and centralize their
areas of command establishing fortified
safe havens for survivors stockpiling
food and scavenging for supplies this
kind of sounds like it's happening the
world right now only proprietary
military use of communications remain
functional enabling military entities
under command of Allied nations to
coordinate in humanitarian aid and
defense operations by 21:51 the
formation of the arc has taken highest
priority and is considered to be in all
practical terms the last hope for
Humanity Thank You arc dear the subject
of greater scrutiny for Eric scientists
on earth these held growth formations
have appeared all over the planet taking
hold wherever hell has made its presence
known forming chaotic seemingly random
structural patterns the propagation of
hell growth has taken root at an
alarming rate exhibiting a cellular
reproduction cycle that arc scientists
fear may become impossible to contain
the resultant environmental effect is
extremely hostile to terrestrial life
producing atmospheric bio contagions and
a multitude of organic hazards wherever
these nest-like formations emerge they
are protected by swathe of defensive
tendrils long thorn tentacles that
demonstrate keen awareness of the
surroundings fully capable of
disemboweling anything that it deems to
be potential threat to the nest we
[ __ ] last long did you [ __ ] excuse
me I'm inserting this hole in the ground
excellent
Oh
ha idiots what you want to go you want
you want to go [ __ ] you want
today [ __ ] nips
who else wants to go
he just showed up that's an easy way of
killing them they show off you just
shove a grenade down their mouth and pop
your auntie good at it stands a chance
against Jackie boy
if anything I'm missing some spring
cleaning hello I want to get all of the
secrets that you have lying about it's
just fun
what's going on in here are you guys
having a party you didn't invite me
first the bed a belly - boo - boo boo
baby
no really but
see the eyeballs are the groin of the
head if you have a giant eyeball you
just make yourself easier to - bouncy
pad bouncy pads
this is what I mean by it it's like old
quake cuz I like all these bouncy pads
and places that you can go and traversal
and [ __ ] where you go
guys okay I found him
take that
you're on tentacle to you you should
know how dangerous it is dad
sorry guys if you have hell roaming
around your household just call 1-800
Decker boy I'll come over I'll clean it
right out I will talk [ __ ] up in the
name of the good at least I haven't used
my grenades yet it just gave me needs
and I didn't even use them I think
that's everything here
I want my boost gimme me boost
have some grenades well that did it
he vanished he's too scared he knows
what's up all grouped together just like
that
okay lo mo come here I need a sacrifice
it's very nice of you to do that
hi Shu Andrew lads
or the music the musics kicked in in
which means it's time to kick some ass
I am just going to shoot you until you
die
have you ever tried that tactic before
but you haven't nice
so badass come over here
I want to mess you up what do I do
get aboard the Citadel location on your
okay should I go through this thank you
my scans indicate there was a lift at
the center of this facility okay that
makes sense
that's so cool oh that musics awesome
hey Mick can you release the album on
Spotify like as soon as the game comes
out that'll be awesome
first trouble I don't need that yes
he'll priests so cool oh I don't need to
enter into it I saw a making of the
music for this game and there's a lot of
like heavy metal stuff going on in the
background but the doom 2016 soundtrack
didn't have much vocals in it so for
this one he got together a bunch of
heavy metal vocalists from a bunch of
known bands and got them into a heavy
metal choir I have never heard a heavy
metal choir before that point and it
sounds so cool I can't wait to hear it
in the game powerful practitioners of
arcane magics the priests have warped
their powers to suit their insidious
purpose dirty bastards harnessing the
dark forces of hellish psycho man C to
prepare earth for the final blood ritual
stinky [ __ ] by blood where the hell
priests bound to the Derek ritual which
now consumed earth and so long as even
one of them lives the consumption of
Earth's would continue allowing hell
unfettered rule of the mortal world only
by destroying the priests can the blood
rich will be stopped and earth save
Rupert true I'll do it I'll do it to
save humanity
don't call me a hero this sounds very
Nordic it sounds like God of War give me
that man she is by all accounts
indestructible
is that bad for me some think it's
probably bad for me
have a head to the Great Britain from
the souls of the non-believers you will
not see your Abed [ __ ]
now
huh okay come on maker I'm a I'm a mess
them up later on also I have the doom
helmet hold on one sec I'm very excited
see I played the entire game like this
that'd be pretty cool and it sounds
amazing but this came with the
collector's edition of the game and it's
so awesome I'm so hyped that it's a full
fledged helmet that I can actually put
on and wear I am gonna go outside in
this and everyone's gonna look at me
weird cheat code play with cheat codes
through mission select does not disable
progression I wonder what cheat codes
they have games don't have cheat codes
we will need a replacement
launcher the flame belch is now ready
for your approval nice this is the thing
that I used on enemies we'll see we're
to do a training so just the same way
that when you when you hit people with a
chainsaw you get ammo when you do a
finishing move you get health when you
use the flame belch
you get armor so there's a lot to take
in and I'm gonna accidentally use this a
lot get a lot of armor by doing that if
you hit them afterwards again I'm gonna
do that a lot by accident cuz I'm a
person who when I play first person
shooters I'm always clicking are to make
sure that I'm reloaded I over reload and
everything so you're gonna see me flame
midair half the time it says it
recharges though okay so it's not a
cooldown got it send a little crystal
tutorial visit the Sentinel crystal
selection screen use the Sentinel
crystal to permanently upgrade your
health armors um what should I get
um quick draw belch loot magnet napalm
bells belch armor boost I love I just
love the word belch as long as you're in
max health all health pickups contribute
to blood punch okay armor for blood as
long as you're at max armor all armor
pickups flame belch takes less and
cooldown okay so this gives me more
armor this gives me more health okay
when selecting an upgrade this section
shows your currently upgraded capacities
for health armor and ammo and how sector
of great okay unlocking two linked
upgrades also gives you a bonus upgrade
uh so the middle one okay so I kind of
want more health I think that's always
good just
eat [ __ ] not to slow things down
Thank You Vega he sounds like Pathfinder
in Apex he was ready to ride on a zip
line I am this is so cool looking
[Music]
and through the Stargate I also love
those particle effects that come off
things like the sushi it's like old tech
demos that used to always see about how
particle effects would interact with
stuff hey this is where I started my
playthrough when you guys saw my video
it's so badass and loved it he's
stained-glass windows I thought I could
break them for me my doom sir
let me on top should be just walk
straight off and die quick those
particle effects it's so cool oh you
lads oh sorry
that type of traversal it's only
starting we're gonna see a lot more of
that soon all right exalt eeeh what
treachery comes from our darkest selves
driven by greed and want for I have been
deceived by the I'm gonna say the dag
because it sounds like how some Irish
accents would say dawg look at the dag
they came north with high the priest
says allies to our cause against the con
maker and her unscrupulous methods their
silvery tongues wagging that they laid a
plan for us and sowed the seed of desire
for hasty triumph
they claimed knowledge of the maker
source of power in the demon realm a
vast foundry of souls where the innocent
are put to the fire for the essence
because it's so many words in the
foundries destruction our victory is
assured they told us and the fools that
we were that I am believe their lies on
their word we sent the doom Slayer and
thus night sentinels to destroy the
foundry and the priests cast gate for
their egress as the last veteran entered
the demon's Empire our final hope of
reclaiming our two
the tank chose the path and left him
stranded they were trapped lost in the
eternal void by the action of the
traitors how could I not see their
intention am i blinded by grief for the
loss of the tarasana bod of my people
we have fled again with barely a legion
of the night sentinels left to protect
us the dag are gone
returned to their mistress may the race
forgive my failure it's okay don't worry
about it I'm sure things will pick up
later on hi it's me
Jules er oh damn I missed
right in your school bone I can't get up
to you though
oh man I was too eager eyes too early
right in your eyeball I got an
achievement that says damn it to keep
breaking II suppose come back where you
going
what I didn't even get to kill him that
is unfair these guys suck
what I suck harder
but music is awesome eat [ __ ] hello hope
we got before this war with secret hi
dad I know you're not that same one but
I'm just gonna pretend that you are ooh
the Infinity Gauntlet does we get blood
punch yes this is an extra strong punch
I get a bear that builds up as I'm doing
damage and then later on when I punch
with it it do that what that blood punch
do though this mine is my bear fold
oh it's above my health and armor as
like one punch out [ __ ]
hey Killian literally I'm gonna get the
one up though whoa
I just went through it anyway I saved
you guys I'm a hero I save going through
that place on your own wait is there a
place that I can get damaged
Oh ruins enhance your abilities or
enable new abilities oh yeah performed
Ori kills faster launched into a glory
killed from much further away this one
is helpful actually they're all helpful
any speed boosts after performing a
glory kill greatly increased movement
control while in the air that comes in
useful very much later when I get my
boost increase how long ah there's the
one if that one first it increases how
long they stay in that staggered state
so even if I don't get the glory kill on
them I'll still have a room of a window
to keep them down while I fight other
guys and then I can put that in there
cool thank you can I
I think I might have missed my
opportunity for oh whoa what's going on
down here I need ammo thank you
appreciate it
you're a hero if you remember this day
forever I'm not like clockwork lads
[Music]
whoa I love these secret don't mind if I
already did
Oh God Jesus they did not see you Walker
okay come over this
nice
I'll put his head okay I don't wanna go
there through there yet
I don't need help
should be getting armor
all right we might have missed the one
up but it's not it's not that big a deal
I'm not here to be a completionist I'm
just here to be a chainsaw
I know if you know this I'm going Apple
so that's inconvenient for you
get me that septic guy [ __ ] okay should
be a jumpy lad somewhere think or maybe
he shows up after if you're wondering
how I know it's cuz that video I did
played a lot of this section already I
mean you know you've seen the video of
course you have cuz you're a huge
jacksepticeye fat don't be cold knee
open wide okay that didn't work
I call that armor for alive
what up you wanna [ __ ] go I guess he
did use my other gun for a while too bad
that I'm not using it the shotgun is the
best you don't need other things when
you have a shotgun in all life complete
all the encounters in a mission to earn
weapon points the demonic corruption
meter attracts the points you've earned
each mission has ten weapon points total
okay oh wait I don't get it
spend weapon points in the Arsenal tab
in the dossier oh I can upgrade these I
love that love that for me oh that's
gonna get okay I don't have anything on
this yet so oh I should get a precision
bolt instead of I should turn this into
a sniper rather than micro missiles
because I have explosives on this but I
need something that's precise because
all the enemies have weak points so I
need to be like oh you know sticky bomb
reload speed is increased to keep my
explosion sighs oh yeah he's dead
versus all weapon upgrades to unlock
access to a weapon mastery launched five
sticky bombs before having to reload the
mod oh I do say so I do declare
nano and fuel and health all of it give
me all you all right oh there's a
there's a bonus thingy over here I can't
get to that yet I don't have my boost I
had my boost when I played this section
before what do I not got it's now wait I
have to go there ah that was a blood
punch oh look it's you all alone can you
feel bad
wow this is so awesome looking it kind
of looks like it looks like Greek Greek
architecture
hello nudies
are they just not a thing maybe I get my
boost over here I think I do actually as
I remember being able to access that
already the wolf
our jente legends speak of Sentinel
beasts loyal creatures that lived as
companions of the hardened warriors
often larger swifter and stronger than
others of their kind these animals
shared instincts with their masters and
aided them in battle the night Sentinel
has never shared publicly the origin of
these creatures for only they stood
worthy of them that's my stand just like
in Joe Joe I don't know what the stands
in Joe Joe actually are realizing
they're probably using all of that
terminology
[Applause]
all right whoop
come on let me off there you go thank
you
please
come on go faster
I'd love to sit here and wait the doom
Slayer doesn't wait
he rushes into battle history of the
Sentinels parent 1 in the days before
man first spoke an immense shard of rock
and metal was cast unto the world from
the heavens Thunder and Cataclysm shook
the land as the skies were torn asunder
the cosmic spear cleft a hole through
our mortal lands pole to pole from the
cold wastes of the Umbra Plains to the
fetid swamps of iron fang the womb of
the world opened in the elemental rates
the firstborn spilled forth they took to
the skies fierce in their emancipation
and their exultation they brought
vitality to the land and all that felt
their breath were awakened from eternal
slumber fierce beasts and an unforgiving
biosphere rose in the passing of their
shadow as the wraiths call echoed across
argent DeNooyer it is very norse
sounding first came the ancestress feral
creatures invigorated by the magic of
the wraiths they grew to enormous
Heights mighty behemoths who waged war
from each other for years untold their
battles tore the land asunder
they undestroyed all creation caught in
their wake the Wraith call continued to
spread across the land and sued the
argenta or argent or emerged from the
steppes our soul stirred into the form
by the power of their breath the titans
towered over the wild blooded tribes but
found them on cow this is like someone
looked up a thesaurus and was like how
many cool words can I put in here the
secret of the sword was discovered and
in the darkness of sweltering mountain
forges we beat steel until it was strong
enough to pierce bone and sever flesh is
that the crucible because there's a
sword in the trailer and I think that
that's what the crucible is from the
previous game thus we came to be born of
rock and Fire lonely in birth but risen
by the strength of our will by the
blessedness of the first ones before
sword and shield and took the hammer to
the ancestral z-- we claim dominion of
creation by right of blood and magic and
the time of man came to be with
ancestral beast driven back to their
bleak valleys we rose we tilled the
fertile land husbanded beasts of burden
and built towering cities in the
hallowed palace and the Obsidian throne
we crowned king or maro the father the
first of the line that shall reign and
perpetuity we built the cathedral of
reflection to worship the first ones and
formed the order of the dag whose
priests paid tribute to the race and
appease their tempestuous hunger our
sons and daughters chose a path of the
sword or the path of the alchemists for
each Duty honors the gods they should
write a book about this have their like
a doom novel I want to read that though
our ways were righteous we were not
without strife storms and great quakes
casts our spires down barbaric tribes
laid siege to our fields in search of
great gifts mother Argenta had bestowed
upon our world and the song of the
Wraith call threatened to drive lesser
men into madness
we were not lesser men we defended that
which the first ones gifted us our lands
and right to the bounty held within we
beat back the barbarian hordes and
hardened our resolve we rose above the
fire our bodies and souls tempered and
an unbreakable will was shaped in the
forge of battle what emerged was the
heart of our Legion the order of the
night sentinels [ __ ] yeah that's cool
the lore of this is awesome
big buddies do big battles there we go
now I have my - oh where are we going
dad oh no it's about to really kick off
the Traverse is about to get awesome
thank you I think I'm going back to
where I was before anyway so I can do
that - area after
hey mama let me whisper in your ear
[Music]
the Golden Snitch 150 points to
Gryffindor
you know our loss besides their
transgressions against the Covenant they
are still of central blood what you
interfere with now this bigger than you
can imagine it is written it is their
time to give penance if you continue you
will bring down the heavens wrath you
are but one man they are no longer your
people for save
I wonder if he'll say something at all
they couldn't Master Chief first spoke
it was like King Novik King neva ruled
over Sentinel Prime for many years as
its warrior patriarch ordained protector
of the sovereign Sentinel whirls The
Sentinel people defined by a legacy of
war deemed only those of warrior castes
be fit to rule or cased and in times of
battle it is expected that the king led
from the battlefield or fled the king
led from the battlefield rather than
from the safety of the throne ah ok
makes sense as it is written in Sentinel
law a king unfit for battle is likewise
unfit to rule that that's good it is a
thing that I mean modern cultures are
like that it's like you should be
prepared to go not essentially into
battle like into actual war or anything
like that
but you should be willing to stand up
and take charge and take the fall and
take responsibility and all those things
that come with being a leader of a
people because that's otherwise why do
you have the job if you can't do that
for millennia the Sentinel people have
secured their civilization against the
threat of invasion from beasts and human
alike passing on the mantle of battle to
each subsequent generation and refining
the craft of war into an art of ultimate
mastery even in times of peace the night
sentinels remain vigilant developing new
technologies of conquest each each the
more capable of securing their dominion
across the sovereign worlds I'm gonna
say it again it is very norse feeling I
feel like they got a lot of influence
from Norse mythology for this to
because that's why like Helheim is and
going to Valhalla you can only go to
Valhalla if you were killed in battle
where was the other one that they went
out through I think it's actually back
out another door okay it's a fight in
here first about you want to jump
now akin - to this area and get across
this
Oh
this is they put those guys in there as
well to kind of give you like free pelt
like these guys are to give you ammo and
health and then the Cacodemons oh
there's a second one does the Cacodemons
are so easy to kill like that
haha got him
that's where you look the sticky bombs
they're so useful threatening Oh God
you got box we got a weapon point hell
yeah
can I do you want anything with it
therefore weapon points I need oh I need
six for this I don't really want them I
guess I have to do the full auto if I
want to get this quick recovery full
auto mode recovery speed is increased by
50% but I'm no transform speed is
increasing in speed in full auto mode
increase oh that's pretty good because
I'm not a fan of the the full auto
shoddy anyway I want to go back through
but if it helps me get like a speed
increase than I Hall for this one okay I
need to go from that other platform
[Music]
oh I don't have a boost I was relying
too much of my goose to get there thank
God that does not get rid of my one-up
okay I did this one in the other video
that I did where I was killing the
Cacodemons really quick
[Applause]
[ __ ]
didn't do it [ __ ]
block him it's Oh baby I did but I'm
gonna guy waiting encounter field you
[ __ ] man I did that you saw it I had
him killed but the animation took too
long oh man I didn't perfectly the first
time I did this in my other video what
come on
I did it
Oh i activate my extra life now [ __ ] I
did it but he he did a blood punch
instead of actually taking him out
because it took too long to trigger the
animation got the animations are really
[ __ ] me up Oh wrong thing
okay I'll try again man I'm annoyed with
myself now I did this first try when I
did the video before oh there we go
and there
so easy after all that wait what do I
get for finishing those anything back
over here no do I just get peace and
love and joy oh god what happened that's
still consent
oh well I did it anyway I've proven
myself shouldn't on the first try though
monoid thank you several module being
more batteries will enable you to
utilize the full function of enhancers
oh yeah well plasma rifle baby yes this
is why I want the focus shot for that
cuz that's gonna come in real handy
shotgun yes
[Applause]
come on come on
there we go I only got one
there we go there's two melted them by
Tim Duncan you should be using that to
get ammo actually thank you thank you
very much leave I want the shotgun again
Oh big boy big part
close your mouth you want to catch
flights
I would like a mope Li's and shields who
else is left who else wants to go I
think these just take you out the other
side yeah sort of like a pac-man type of
team if you know what I mean oh don't
hear that I wasn't getting man stinky I
need to explode this not today not today
I've seen enough hentai to know where
this is going okay and I'm not having it
a [ __ ] okay I'll have it a little bit
just a small bit not too much though all
right can I use this on this yes I can I
do like that that it like turns certain
weapons into other types of weapons [ __ ]
yeah like it turns a machine gun into a
sniper rifle
noise so it's not like you get a sniper
rifle later it just converts some
weapons into other weapons that's really
cool
I feel like I could have punched that
myself you like I'm pretty strong
hmm I punched this wait there's
something under hello this place is kind
of scary knocking guys like there's [ __ ]
everywhere it's history of the Sentinels
Part two and then I like reading these
so you gonna have to let me know if you
guys enjoy hearing them as well or you
just rather see unfiltered like raw
gameplay but I like the lore of what's
going on here in the time of grief when
King attrex took the throne a blessing
came to the people of our jente white
porcelain beings world above our own
brought gifts to denooyer observers to
our great deeds admirers of our
convictions they sought to make bond
with our swords and bring lasting order
to our world
these were beings unlike any we had seen
before sword and shield has no weight
against them for the ethereal flesh of
these luminous beings seemed unbound by
mortality able to move through time and
space
they held sway sway over all dominions
of the known and unknown dimensions
though their ways we grew strong through
their ways we grew stronger our society
bolstered by their infinite wisdom and
all-knowing power assuring our people
safety for all time in this world and
the next
where are we sharpen the blade and
mastered our magic I studied the blade
that they bolstered the stole the soul
and spirit death would no longer be the
end for our people the ones we call the
makers our new allies in this brutal
world have given us the security in
death we fought so hard to achieve in
life we would find eternal peace and our
minds would rest easy with the knowledge
that those we fought alongside in the
battle
join us in the lands beyond the mortal
plane the strength of our ways the
purity of our essence would be maker law
grant us passage to the great city in
the clouds there are women and children
warriors and Ken alike would welcome us
we adopted the holy doctrines of the
makers gifted in exchange with the
chance to earn eternal rest for our
immortal souls in blessed or deque the
Covenant we held now under the embrace
of our new gods fostered a peace we had
never known for they were unlike the
first ones whose presence offered no
paradise from fear and the uncertainty
of existence in a harsh and unforgiving
world
the makers embrace was warm and guided
us into an era of spiritual prosperity
Wow so the reload time of this I need to
increase actually can I now that I have
it simple speed is increased present of
all reload speed increase by 20% ok I
need one more for that I will get that
next
and open the big hellish gate
ah [ __ ] your boost is limited so in the
bottom-left above my health and armor
you see the blood punch and then you see
the two boosts and I keep forgetting
that I can't just do it after I leap off
something it doesn't recharge that fast
it would do so for me that's me
no [ __ ] yes hello
they kill you from here actually let's
let's try you have a weak point on you
Wow
don't hide even we point as well [ __ ]
sit still will ya got him got him the
high blew his head off
yeah sleep arepas [ __ ] straw
oh Jesus who sings Mears
top exploded [ __ ]
Wow baby hello it's cooking it's my
[ __ ] birthday boys thanks for coming
out
[ __ ] outta Dodge regroup back off jack
off and regroup
right up your arse great up mainstream
[Applause]
this music it's giving me life
that works
so much [ __ ] fun ain't your owner
[ __ ]
I didn't tell you
I [ __ ] love these sticky bombs man
got him
[Music]
now it is
[Music]
weapon point acquired okay let's go in
here and do this yeah nice esta preloads
now not a huge amount faster but good
enough ammo though
collect everything the bad men are gone
whoa the straight-up crotch
okay I tried to switch alright
I'm switching to the city code I thought
shotgun was on the right [ __ ]
[Music]
thank you when I played the the other
version of the game the early one and
this into like a an electric gun I don't
know if I want to do that again I don't
know if it was great didn't feel that
helpful to me okay so these are the
things that I need there you go
whoa what happened what happened oh he
didn't claim what the [ __ ] there you go
oh man he didn't drink he felled him his
death from downtown
he throws up a brick thank you all of
that ammo just for me you should have
well yeah I can just equip them with one
two and three as well oh I should get
used to that here we go
this is so cool stick stamp
yeah doesn't hurt me though
you deserve it comment down here trying
to turn earth into hell it's already
hell down here sometimes you don't need
more note on C please for me I don't
want it
right
oh we got some [ __ ] over here we got
the [ __ ] I'll deal with the money
right
yes all that armor for a good boy who's
less
hello Oh got him
these are more kickers used ie and not
be a problem for me
that leg
is it a Tony do you like eating shits
because that's what because what's
happening dad didn't need to do that oh
Sh
put your [ __ ] heads
I should have been chainsawing that I
need the ammo there's that more right
here
I can't jump can't boost I'm all covered
in goop some slimy soups you want goopes
more flaming soups I got him alright hey
nice a battery stick dinky bling
stinkies everywhere in this game now see
this is what I I need one of these only
this shitty like arm kind of thing which
I keep forgetting I have and not using
grenades
I need that everybody needs that it's a
powerful powerful thing
that almost didn't work out I lost
momentum because I got caught in
something I knew it I didn't um fast
enough anyway
yep it's eight if I chain stuff together
it'll be better as well anyway so let's
do that anymore Tom to Cleese Oh
tentacles no you heard who was coming
you got scared I get it
not only am ia badass but I looked or
doing it as well got it I don't care
about your left or right brain all right
I'll [ __ ] you up all the same Oh
downtown baby
[ __ ] all of you especially and
especially you
oh ho by not think you're probably
immune to fire right the hell demon
would it's like humans not being immune
to water history of the Sentinels power
three with machine an enchantment of the
makers the argenta brought our newfound
clarity to the desperate realms of the
Imperium void we took flight with the
support of our gods
spreading the enlightened word of the
con maker we discovered there was not
one enemy but many worlds and people's
unknown to the argenta were unveiled and
we saw our own suffering reflected in
their eyes our righteous Army strode
into battle under the banner of the
night sentinels and fought for the
freedom of all peoples from the grasp of
those who would exploit and prey upon
them though he battled on soil not our
own the blood we shared in foreign lands
safeguarded argent DeNooyer and the sons
and daughters that defended it through
the strange peoples we liberated new
alliances were formed and our beliefs
became their own our army swelled as the
argent had traversed the Stars with
gleaming war fleets the Khan of the
makers approached King Rowan on his
throne he sensed his God restless by her
disquiet manner the king and Khan spoke
and the god reveals she had foreseen a
schism in the blood of the argent ax a
test would be required to identify its
host among us she spoke of a holy right
to be performed on the strongest of our
warriors only those that proved worthy
would be tested for the impurity could
reside in only the most resilient of our
Legion the divinity machine a great
tribute to make erskyll Eris would help
us to cleanse any impurities from our
flock ensuring our continued prosperity
in this world and in the maker realm
that awaited in the afterlife the
malicious one if not exhumed from our
ranks would jeopardize our safe passage
to the heavenly realm of or doc the Dark
One was amongst them yet nor would he be
for many generations only the mother of
god through divination
and make her site would determine when
he stood before them the makers were
truth and only their unclouded eyes
could find the one who was marked the
prophecy of the unholy was one written
but through the ages the warned the
warning grew faint until they owned only
the Khan maker herself and the high
priest of the order dag still whispered
of he that would be that would one day
come to threaten their way of life is
that me hello am I am I the thing to
threaten their way of light because it
doesn't seem like they're all that great
themselves you know they kind of seem
like [ __ ] honestly my boosts were
not ready yet
thank you for coming closer and really
oh god [ __ ] god damn it
they kept [ __ ] hitting me I'm one
healthy [ __ ]
they've hit me so I quickly get back
onto the platform I mean I know that
that's what they do why did he not
swallow that
come on bull [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't want to
lose my extra life hair I want to lose
it in like boss fights or something
stinky
dammit man this is a slayer gate I don't
have the key for that yes you can go in
and do special little arena rounds okay
I'm coming over because I have a change
hog that has your name written all over
it okay make me look bad here dude
[ __ ] wait wait this is where I have to
go not back figuring out my my goose and
what resources I have open left nerve
please it's something that I still have
to get used to I need to get used to the
timing of everything
motion sensors and artillery everywhere
[Music]
don't shoot me
I want his hammer called you oughta
leave me here I am where I belong
say that your people will not bring your
peace only make the burden you carry
worse I still think this dude is voiced
by TC Carson who does the original
Kratos but I'm not sure and now you seek
to defy the cone maker herself it is
your peoples time now to give penance
just as it was mine
give me this snitch Gary here stinky
hear me Slayer with his hardest laid to
rest in his soul will be the peace and
so will mine
okay I love you bye-bye you got any
secrets in here dude
anything that I could have doesn't seem
like it you do have a giant ass mech
though which is pretty cool I would like
that the betrayer
after years of prolonged war against the
demonic threat invading their world
argent DeNooyer launched an offensive
strike across dimensions sending their
greatest warriors into the heart of Hell
itself
despite their training and their
preparedness their honour was undone by
deceit betrayal at the highest levels of
command left Arjen or Argentine Yours
bravest warriors cut off and scattered
in the hellscape but of these last
remaining Knights sentinels only one
remained in hell by choice
betrayer of the argenta it was commander
Valen who relinquished the keys to the
elemental Sepulcher in return for his
son's resurrection haunted by demonic
visions the image of his sons tortured
existence plagued him without relent the
whispers of demons pushing him toward
madness in a moment of weakness he fell
prey to the demons trickery stealing the
fate of Argentine or and dooming the
Kingdom to which he swore lifelong oath
to protect fallen chose exile in the
hellscape for his sacrilege
sacrilege
fair play to you lads respect
oops I'm a little burdened the
extraction point has been identified I
will mark its location on your HUD thank
you [ __ ] yeah oh I don't even need that
one I go next
I've already done this and now I can't
remember oh wait a second Oh
across and round and up and down eight
years as LEDs sure all of the sharp huh
I [ __ ] it up again
but hey saved it cuz I'm a legend come
on out boys who wants to fight who wants
to go boys poster with the Irish muscle
you Oh
popped your thing up already
everybody just stand around
[Applause]
I also have these bombs that I'm not
using I also need to get some oh god
there's a lot of them in here boom
Marcie I knew was a birdie but I didn't
know you invited all my friends twice I
would have scented with just my very
best friends woosh halt no matter
emily's
I need to be careful
but I just
okay I need
you should be almost set yeah other than
that power me up for a certain period of
time yeah shut your [ __ ] mouth
William
nice give it to me
fix our own [ __ ] point today
give me that head [ __ ]
intense focus nice I need armor
that's not it
[Applause]
oh what a way to end it wow that was
good that felt [ __ ] fun
God have a lot of weapon points can I
get anything I know I don't have to Oh a
six out of ten to get a new weapon oh I
think
studied Jory's Oh baby six out of ten on
the alright 610 on the weapon points
that I could have gotten and 11 out of
15 on the exploration oh because that I
didn't go through the Slayer gate and
there was a secret combat encounter okay
again I'm not here to complete
absolutely everything and the Imperium
key it I think I got it the first time I
played this damn I can go back and get
them anyway at a later date the power
constraints need oh okay I'm going to
leave this first episode of doom eternal
here this game is absolutely amazing I
haven't seen any completely new stuff
yet this is all still kind of stuff that
I've played before some of it is a
little different which is good but I
there's still so much more game to play
and see that I haven't yet and I'm very
very excited like that I'm gonna blow up
my entire this game is absolutely
amazing it flows well the combat
scenarios are really good the way it's
set up the way the encounters actually
happened are very puzzle like and very
sandbox II and I love that it keeps you
like motivated it keeps your heart
pumping and keeps the tension high it
keeps the game moving you never just
stand in one place and just shoot one
thing with one weapon it one way
it never gets too repetitive and even in
in the repetition comes learning and
mastery which is just so good
so in that regard the gameplay is some
of the best first-person shooter
gameplay I have ever played in my entire
life and then the sound design and the
music and everything is just the icing
on the cake visuals are [ __ ] awesome
the art style is phenomenal this is just
a really really damn good video game and
I hope it keeps up this level of quality
throughout the whole thing but I'm gonna
leave this episode here I hopefully be
doing an entire playthrough of this game
so if you want to see it don't forget to
leave a like on the video and don't
forget to subscribe and ring bells and
all that so you're notified whenever a
new episode of this goes up I'll
hopefully be uploading it every day
we'll see what happens but I'm just
really excited to be playing this
because I've been itching ever since I
got that hands-on demo within no other
first-person shooter has come close to
this sort of visceral fun bouncy all
over the place kind of gameplay and I I
just love this so I'm very excited to
play more of it and I'll see you guys in
the next one
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[ __ ] this [ __ ] Vegas sucks