*WAPISHH*TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO SNEAK THIEF *Adorable*
Everyone in the last episode was reminding/telling me that The Mansion level had a GUN on it!
and i just didn't see it's in the basement it's underneath all the boxes that i saw. *K jack*
So im gonna get in and do that one.
oh yea.
I should've started this before I actually loaded- I should of fucking loaded the level before actually started recording.
Because it takes four and a half years to load each level.
So you're stuck with me here talking.
I could do the intro again,
But I'm not going to
Uhm, 'cause I wanna finish it out. I wasn't gonna do another episode
Because I was like okay i have no idea how to finish that level maybe there's something that I'm not doing it. The game is running terribly,
but now that there's a gun in it - apparently it's a silenced pistol
Im gonna get in and try that one
and hopefully finish it,
Because i wanna do the Diamond Heist
i want diamonds so baed!
I love diamonds.
They're the best!
*long silence*
YOU'RE NOT LOADED YET?
COME ON!
JESUS CHRIST.
Here we go! We're in!
Right! soo Im running straight over here- Hello Gerald! Good to see ya again.
Don't shoot me in the face like last time!
It really fuckin' hurt!
Okay, here we go, right.
Umm
Steal don't AH! FUCK I clicked out of the fuckin' game.
Steal all of this shit first. I don't need to steal a stapler, why would I need to!
Right so Trip wires there.
People said that theres a gun here somewhere.
Now I didn't see it last time.
What?
Are you sure there's a gun here?
I'm not seeing anything!
THERE'S NO GUN HERE!
Oh, it's behind the TV, oh ok
PEOPLE SAID THAT IT WAS BEHIND THE FUCKEN THING *trringg*
AHAA!
NOW I CAN SHOOT PEOPLE IN THEY'RE FUCKEN FACE HOLES!
WHER WHERE ARE THOOSE COPS!
Ohhh They weren't cops but the Security Dudes! The Bodyguards
Why is my mouse outside the screen?
That's super annoying!
STOP IT GAME!
Where am I going?
Hellow? c:
Friieeends? *Yes Jack, They are your friends*
WHY ARE THERE BOXES (Laughs) UP HERE?
Where did theese boxes come from?
Okay
There's a guy comin' trying to shoot me
*pew**fails miserably*
SHOOT 'EM, SHOOT 'EM
IM HITTING EVERYTHING AROUND HIM!
WHY CAN'T I SHOOT HIM?
WHY DID HE GO AWAY AGAIN?
AH FUCK!
OW! JESUS CHRIST!
THIS SUCKS! EVERYTHING SUCKS!
Can you knock over the boxes or something?
Actually I can. I forgot that i can just pick up the fuckin' boxes.
Where is he? WOAAH! Oh hi! *laughs*
Can you die?
YEEEEHEHE!
Okay.
NOW I
I CAN PICK UP HIS AK
But I don't want to. (W- Why?)('cause its makes a lot of noise)
I just want to go in my own.
I thought there were two dudes here before!
I don't even know whats happening. :/
Imma sneak everywhere!
Pepepepepepepepe
Is that another tripwire?
That is a fuckin' trip wire!
This place is booby trapped more than a fucking Indiana Jones Temple!
But it's fine!
UUUUU!
Imma noodle around this guitar for a little bit.
baleleleleling *best sound ever*
Eduardo..!
can i not steal his porn collection?(NSFW)
What kinda books are these? If i was a aristocratic douchebag who lived in a house like this:
I would have books like The Beautiful Space! Everything The PC!
WHAT?
Everything the PC
Theres just Money Lyin' around.
Everything the PC could do I could do better!
Imma just put his TV in my back pocket! and get on with it!
Can I mess up the air conditioning?
Oh that's the MP3 player.
That means I missed one back at the table
GOD FUCK!
I'm hearing somebody..
Hellow?
Oh paintings!
I forgot that I could take those!
How much do I need to finish this level again?
I have no idea..
But, I'm gonna steal everything
NOW THAT I'M IN AND KNOW HOW TO FINISH THE LEVEL
IMMA STEAL EVERYTHING!
Crouching around doesn't actually change anything,
but it makes me feel sneakier.
*cute irish laugh c:*
Ooooh! That's it. Not only am I gonna steal everything, but imma pee in the back of your toilet so that when you flush your toilet, a little bit of pee come out
ahaha!
Can i steal tha soap?
NOPE!
I HAVE NO REFLECTION!
Not only do I not have a re- oooh wait that's my flashlight!
Where is this light coming from?
I have no reflection! I'm a freakin' vampire!
That's why I had to steal it at night time!
It all make a sensu!
Umm
I'll steal this
Take a silver vase?
Okay.
Imma just sprint.
OH! THERE WAS LASERS ON THE DOOR
Thats' clever!
But also, FUUCK YOU!
hehehe
Where is everybody else?
You have a lot MP3 players.
Is this Steve Jobs House?
Am I just Robbing? (Yes, you're robbing)
Okay.
Well, yeah, of course I'm just robbing.
Oh! Wait! There's more down this way that I didn't do!
What am I doing?
Oh theres Upstairs!
okay okay
Sneeeaky does it
Sneeaky- what is this
:OO
What did i do did i turn off the lasers at the door? maybe
Can i steal his his Washing Maschine?
OOOH! i'd love to steal his dirty Underpants and go home sniffing (O_O)
Smells like taint!
Umm alright we're going up this...
Tetetetetettpapapapapa
IM Fucken Sam Fisher right now from Splinter Cell, this game runs like AAAASS!
This is the lowest settings as well i know everyone's like Jack get a better computer
My computer is great!
Why does everyone suddenly assume that it's my computer that runs terribly
and not the games
I Don't know man WHOOOAA! AH FUCK FUCK!
FUCK IT! OOOOH!
JEREMIAH!
MOTHER APE-ASS
I'm going i'm I'm so slaughtering every douchebag in this game
Wait Till you see it because he wants to where he was supposed to be
He wasn't where he was last time
Imma take a gold watch out over that Nicee...
okay so the gun resets every now and then cause now its not behind the TV
Theere it is!
How-? I watched back my footage from before oh god
I watched my back my footage from the other episode and i did not see it.
Just gonna put that out there!
I'm not blind!
I'm just stupied (no your not :c)
hehehe
right
please let nobody see me this time or at least not get shot or something
Hellouw?
He'll be here okay he's there
ookay!
Dude you're terrible at your job!
It's not working!
He are not a die!
shooting all the windows through him!
How am i even doing that
There we fucken go :D!
Jesus
*cute irish laugh*
okay
Dumm dee dumm die duum! Im stealing all your shit
right, i can do this!
This time!
THIS IS MY MISSION!
this is my moment!
See they have AK's
Which you can just saw through some people because i dont want to
Cause They're loud and they're not sneaky and then i cant be Agent 47
and im going to noodle around this kataria
Oookay.
Paint was that everything in here?
Oh no wait the money the stack! The fat stacks!
What happend? I Didn't Jump?
okay Imma go this way time waait! put that in you pocket and fucken'
Holdy Douty!
I DID SHOOT HIM OVER THERE WHY DIDNT HE DIE
maybe i just didn't Shoot him in the Face
hard enough
Nobody in hereI okay Its Clear, BREACH AND CLEAR dam dam daaaam
take the Smartphone take a gold vase
Bank documents imma steal all his moooney from his bank !
what is this
Oh there was a Smartphone there
it was blending in it was dark
How many do i have? Hundrer forty-eight Thousand
How much do i need?
I dont fucken know
Its not telling me Its ashit painting!
Why would anybody want that?
pepepepepepepe
Anybody around?
Whuuuuuuu!Sea food!
Why would I want anything in the fridge? It sucks
I DONT WANT PIZZAS!
Oh gawd its Clipping through!
Take the painting
Take bottles of wine!
Apparently they're worth a lot
how how fucking fancy are theese bottles of wine? are they wine fermented through god's butthole himself?
why not keep your money down with you plates?
YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING!
i mean you didnt hear anything :o:
whats in here can i open the oven and get in and cook my own head?
whats in here? OOOH! A bowl of oranges!
we all know the oranges
YEEES!
we all know the oranges are full of vitamins c vitamin cool
i can just continuously reload
oooh there we go crime scene
better not be any other bastards
up here
yeeees
take everything!
he loves his coin collections and his vases and his gold watches
i need to watch out for fuckin trip wires though
how many how many ARMs do you have that you need all these watches
8647, 8647, 86-6-6-6-647
okay i got it 8647
is the code to be
nobody in here
thank god
8647
wheres the safe
i dont feel very safe right now!
Take the Gaming console!
Its aa Its an ex station 41.
An x station 41!
i love thoose
- jack noises-
god fucking you have a shit ton of stuff!Nice House!
Can't i just kill everyone and take the house?i dont wanna steal all the shit in the house i just wanna steal the house for myself!
Okay,i need to be ready i need to be ready for fucking sick headshots!
Im gonna die again i know full well that im going to die again
Somebodys gonna shoot me
I could probably leave right now with all the stuff that i have
Fucken hell!
is this an indiana jones toon?
Ooooh!that was the dude who shot me last time! okay im slightly safe now
right okay
I think ooh! master bedroom and a safe!
Hahahaaa!
Eight. Six. Four. Seven!
im so glad you have the code and a another gun i dont need that gun!can i just take the money?
No!No no no!I got Rid of my other gun NOOOOOOOOOOO!
That was my Silence Pistoley!
Ouuuh!It was gonna make me all Sneaky Deakey!
Fuck it maan!
Shit!
Now all i have is this Bangarang!
I dont want this
Woooh!
Dude imma be rich!
Ooh me and Albertha gonna live that fucken' good life
Hey! ALBERTHA!
IMMA GET YOU SOME NICE STUFF GUURL!
BABY BABY DOLL
Dont even worry Jack Gots ya!
Thats a Big-ass Paining!
I must be carrying a wheelbarrow with me to put all this shit into it
WHOOOOOOOA!
THE DREAM can i sit in the tub?
Oh maan
Some nice Fucken house!
479 Thousand Dollars with the stuff i have
okay
I think i can probably leave
But i dont know if i should
I wanna like rob everything
I cant go through there!
FVCK i have to go to the other way to turn off the lasers Ooooh.
Yees blood on the wall oh please dont get shot now!
Please dont let me get shot now
I dont wanna die!
Okay are thoose tvs that i missed?
Oh that are windows heheh
TVs Windows they're all the same
Okay here we go
Beep!
thats why i didnt see it last time!
when i came Upstairs!
cause i've had it turned off!
when i turn the one downstaits at the door
lets see NOO!
maan i might as well take i might as well take the AK now
If i have a noisy gun
Right im going back down im going back down
I CANT GET BACK DOWN I FORGOT!!
Oh nooo!
How do i get out?
cant go Through the fucken door
Umm
hellow?
How do i get out of this fucken shit hole
i dont wanna be in here anymore i have i have my own stuff i have everything i want
i stole everything in all the rooms can you just off the balcony?
But i dont wanna die and fail
Uuuh
how do i turn off the laser downstairs?
WELL THIS SUCKS
AHA!
Hehehehe
Oh the sneakiest
the sneakiest man alive!
Hehehehe
you're never gonna catch me BodyGuards!
okay wheres Gerald!
Where is he
Oh i know my boy around here somewhere!
Hellouw :o?
Wasn't there a dude like in the front door before?
where did he go?
Oh there he is!
there he is okay
Did he spot me?
SH!
*silent* He is right below me-
*still silent* SHUT UP!
I swear to god...
HES RIGHT THERE!
im gone im gone im gone im getting in my car hes hes gona shoot at me when im getting there im going
YEES!
YOU ESCAPED! YEAH WE DID IT!
THE MANSION IS MINE!
Ill be back for Gerald Later
Ill be back and im gonna shoot him right in his fucken' face hole
OH THANK GOD!
Woow! ok
Lets check out the Diamond Heist!
Its the First hard level
Im not gonna finish it in this Episode!
I just wanna get in and see what it looks like
And then probably do it in a Another episode
When i know more about it
But- oh this opened really fast it doesent hurt to get in and see what its all about
Right how much okay i need to pause
the game and then and then come back in and my mouse doesent go off the screen!
A Million?!
ouuugh!
Oh Hiii!
Theres a Guardo In there!
can i Climb this?
nope
Hellow!
okay theres a hole right there!
i aint going to come in But ahh...Its nice to see ya!
Working the Nightshift - Getting those dollars
you get yourself paid boy
OOOH!
Oh excuse me Alex! i would like frame rate for 500 please
No its not up there? yea fuckin thought as much.
HUP!
Now im on the roof :3
i cant fucking see anything
uuuuuu
Hellow
IM IN!
SHHH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
I swear to GOD!
Hellouw!
okay
Nobody Suspected a thing AHAHA! AAAHAHA OUCH OUCH! OUCH! Fuck!
Ahhhh That hurt me!
Ok, gold bars, gold bars,
Steal the Gold bars!
AHHH!
I need a gun!I need a gun! can i have a gun! I need it !aah fuck it
AAHAA!
Fuck!Thats what happens when you hit a trip wire and get shot in the chest AAAH!
Heheheh;3
okay
Im gonna leave this episode here!
I know i only went in and dicked around there for a second
I got 50 Grand worth of stuff though!
That's Nice!
That's gonna get you a plane to Italy!
Where you can Spend time
yea
eatin' pasta yEaa! baby Okay!
Im gonna try this properly
Then in the next episode
i just wanted to see what it looked like
But for now!
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE
IF YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS!
AND HIGHFIVES ALL AROUND!
*WAPSHH**WAPSHH*AND THANK YOU GUYS AND ILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES! IIN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!
welp that was a nice episode.. :P
Epic outro :D C:
All my friends are heathens take it slow (Angel Voice)
Fucken song stuck in my head Haha!