>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS A TALK SHOW
HOST WHO "SAYS IT LIKE SHE MEANS IT" TO VIEWERS
IN OVER 50 COUNTRIES.
PLEASE WELCOME, WENDY WILLIAMS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> HI!
HI!
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
WE DID THE KISS ON BOTH CHEEKS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GO TO 50
COUNTRIES AND YOU'RE EUROPEAN -- >> I'M FROM JERSEY.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
I SHOULD ASK YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> HOW YOU DOIN'?
>> Stephen: I TRIED TO GET THAT DOWN.
>> SPREAD THE BOTTOM LIP, DIM YOUR EYES -- HOW YOU DOIN'?
GOOD!
( LAUGHTER ) WAIT, HOLD ON, NOW --
>> Stephen: HOW YOU DOIN'?
HOW YOU DOIN'?
>> THAT'S VERY GOOD, YOU AND I ARE SIMILAR AGE, WE'RE BOTH OVER
50.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
THIS IS NOT SO BAD.
>> Stephen: NO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
>> WOW!
>> Stephen: WHY, MISS WILLIAMS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
YOU'VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT.
>> Stephen: I WILL NEED THOSE BACK EVENTUALLY.
>> HAVE YOU TRIED THE LASIK?
>> Stephen: NO, I HAVEN'T.
I DON'T WANT THEM TO SHOOT LASERS IN MY EYEBALLS.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE LASERS IN THE EYEBALLS.
>> I WEAR READERS WHEN I GO TO THE MOVIES BUT THESE SEEM
COMFORTABLE.
THEY SAY TO ME YOUR EYES AREN'T BAD ENOUGH TO GET THAT DONE YET.
WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
WE STILL HAVE YOUNG EYEBALLS.
HIS EYEBALLS ARE STILL YOUNG.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S OFFICIAL.
JUST SAYING.
>> Stephen: NOW, WE WERE TALKING WITH, YOU KNOW, ALL
THROUGH THE SHOW ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL.
DID YOU WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DID YOU WATCH LADY GAGA?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU THREW SOME SHADE LADY GAGA BEFORE THE GAME
AND YOU CALLED HER SILL FISH.
>> WHAT?!
>> Stephen: YOU CALLED HER SILL FISH FOR JUMPING -- WANTING
TO JUMP IN -- >> NO, THAT WAS BEFORE WHEN THEY
WERE PLANNING THE SUPER BOWL.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL, YOU THREW SOME SHADE AT GA-GA.
>> YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR SHADE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: I KNOW SHADE, GIRL.
>> I WAS TRYING TO BE CAPTAIN OF SECURITY FOR THE COUNTRY AND
SAYING THAT WE HAVE MORE THINGS TO BE INVOLVED WITH THAN THE
SECURITY OF LADY GAGA JUMPING OFF THE ROOF.
LIKE THE SUPER BOWL IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST EVENTS.
>> Stephen: I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE SUPER BOWL.
I WATCHED THE SUPER BOWL.
>> I DON'T BUT I READ -- STUFF.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU AND PAUL
GIAMATTI, BIG READERSER.
COME ON.
YOU SAY, I GOTTA UNDERSTAND "SHADE"?
>> NO, WHAT I WAS SAYING IS TBA GAY JUMPING OFF AND THEM HAVING
TO PAY ATTENTION TO HER JUMPING OFF A BUILDING AND BREAKING
BONES WAS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS NER-DO-WELLERS AROUND THE
STADIUM.
>> Stephen: LIKE WE COULD END UP WITH ANOTHER BOWLING GREEN
MASSACRE ON OUR HANDS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: CELEBRITIES, THEIR
BUSINESS IS OUR BUSINESS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IS YOUR BUSINESS OUR BUSINESS?
YOU'RE A CELEBRITY.
CAN YOU POINT THAT LAYS ART YOUR OWN EYES THERE?
>> I MEAN, WHEN IT GETS FLIPPED MY WAY, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT,
BUT I DON'T REALLY LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.
>> Stephen: WHEN HAVE YOU DEALT WITH IT?
>> YOU KNOW, HERE AND THERE.
IT'S KIND OF COME ALONG A LITTLE LATE IN LIFE FOR ME, SO I LOOK
AT MYSELF A SET-SIDER WHO ENJOYS POP CULTURE.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S A SET-SIDER?
>> SOMEBODY WHO SITS ON THE SIDE OF THE SET AND JUDGES.
>> Stephen: SOMEBODY ON THE SIDELINES.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: ONE MORE TIME?
MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: IS THAT YOUR SHADE?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO HAVE A SHADE OFF?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOLD ON, LET ME GET DOWN HERE.
LET ME GET DOWN HERE.
OKAY.
YOU THROW ME SOME - -- >> YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS.
ONE WRONG ELBOW.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
HE GOT OFF HER MOVIE SET 2:00 A.M.
HER HUSBAND WAS WONDERING WHERE SHE WAS AT 4:00 A.M.
THERE ARE THREE KIDS AT HOME, THEY'RE CRYING, YET SHE'S
NOWHERE AROUND, BUT WORD IS SHE'S VERY CLOSE TO HER CO-STAR.
NOW, I'M NOT JUDGING, ALL I'M SAYING IS --
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
SEE?
SEE IN SEE?
>> Stephen: YEAH, I SEE.
YOU GOT GAME.
YOU GOT SUCH SHADE GAME UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M JUST SAYING, STEPHEN.
DON'T YOU LOVE -- ( LAUGHTER )
DON'T YOU LOVE THE CAMERA?
IF YOU WORK IT PROPERLY, THE CAMERA CAN -- OKAY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SAY ONE WORD, YOU JUST --
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY.
THAT SHOULD BE CARVED INTO MT. RUSHMORE.
>> HOW ABOUT THIS?
YOU KNOW I LOVE A TEACUP.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
LOOK.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS WILL BE MY TEA BAG, UP AND
DOWN.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T DO MY TEA BAG ON CBS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WENDY, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
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