- Hey, I'm Hannah and today I'm reacting to my Craziest
Mom In Progress Challenges.
Pour one out for my terrible roots.
- Jackson's turning six.
I want him to decide what he wants to do
for his own birthday.
- Jackson's turning six.
Now he's turning eight.
Oh my gosh.
- I'm gonna take the money that
I would've spent on his party, and give it to him
to use however he wants for his birthday.
- I'm like super out of breath for some reason.
I think I was walking and talking and didn't know
how to time how you breathe when you do that. (laughs)
- I wanna go to LEGOLAND!
LEDOLAND!
LEGOLAND!
- So for those of you who don't speak kid,
he said he wants to go to LEGOLAND.
(exhales)
Oh geez, expensive.
Look what I got.
I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
I think I'm more excited than you.
- Going to LE--
- His teeth! He has all his baby teeth!
All kids look a little weird in this phase
where their big teeth are coming in
and one is half out and one is fully out,
and they're all crooked and oh,
his little perfect baby teeth.
- (excited noises)
- Are you excited for LEGOLAND?
- Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, he's so little!
And he always had a runny nose, like for two years
of his life his nose what just constantly pouring snot.
And I apparently never wiped it.
- (baby speak)
- Boogers, you have some boogers.
(record scratch)
We just went and went and went, all the first day.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Woo hoo, Jackson!
We have our 3D glasses on, we're ready to go on the ride.
Woosh, woosh.
- Woo!
- Party in the elevator!
- Oh my gosh!
We stayed at the hotel, and that was the first time
we had stayed at the LEGOLAND hotel,
and the kids were so excited.
It was very expensive, it was a really big deal,
and they were just so excited to go on this elevator
'cause a disco ball drops down from the ceiling
as soon as the doors close, and music starts playing.
When the doors open the disco ball goes away,
and it's like the party never happened.
It's like a secret elevator party.
Wyatt's face paint.
(children shouting)
- Oh!
- We're in Vegas now, so cool!
- (laughs)
- [Hannah On Old Video] What color horse do you want?
- White.
- [Hannah] White.
- [Other Child] Brown.
- Brown, and Jackson what color horse?
- Black.
I am not going on a horse.
- I went on a horse.
(laughs)
They told me I had to sit on a horse.
- He's gonna get his face painted.
- Batman!
- Oh my gosh, the way he's talking.
- Batman!
- Oh, that's like the most iconic Wyatt look of all time.
(laughs)
Waiting to get his face painted.
Did I make a meme out of that?
I feel like I should.
- Wyatt! You look amazing!
- Oh my gosh.
- There is a kid's night club inside of LEGOLAND.
Jackson, I gotta get that kid in dance classes.
He's just like lettin' the music--
- (laughs)
Oh my gosh, and now Jackson would never,
he would never do that.
He's so self-conscious of that stuff, he would never do it.
I mean, how awesome to have this documentation
of my son's birthday?
This is what I appreciate the most of this series,
is I have these memories forever.
This is, not gonna cry.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Oh my gosh, look at the stingray.
Oh, oh my gosh, hello!
- I saw this tank of jellyfish I had never seen before,
so I was staring at them for a long time and waiting
for them to get fed 'cause I wanted to see
what that looked like, but it wasn't all
about 15 minutes in that I looked down--
- They were plastic bags.
And, this video was released and I got a message
on Instagram from a woman being like,
"I work at the aquarium and I was the person feeding
the jellyfish and I remember you standing by that tank,
and I didn't have the heart to tell you that they
were not jellyfish in that tank."
I literally called myself out in this video, got called out
by somebody who witnessed it immediately after.
- I didn't realize that I had been staring at a display
of plastic bags.
At least I'm environmentally conscious, okay?
- Goodbye LEGOLAND!
And look what we have here.
- Oh!
That's my sister in the middle, she's 13 now.
- [Hannah On Old Video] So Jackson hands me this
page ripped out from a travel magazine and--
- Oh, look at Wyatt's face!
(laughs)
Wyatt was so mad that Jackson got to hand me the paper.
Oh my gosh, the sass.
- [Hannah On Old Video] So Wyatt,
this is where you wanna go?
- He looks so little!
His hair has grown a good two inches since.
He looks so little.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Go?
- Yes.
- Yes. (laughs)
- I decided to ask each one if there was an activity
they wanted to do on the way.
- [Hannah On Old Video] And what about you, Jackson?
- I wanna go find some crystals.
- So we found the most amazing spot on the way
to the Grand Canyon.
It's a rock water slide, 'cause we were looking
for somewhere for Wyatt to swim--
- This is so pretty.
- It's a natural rock water slide with a pool.
(water gushing, screaming)
- [Hannah On New Video] Yeah, I realize now
that I was screaming the whole way down
and the moment I didn't notice,
and I probably, oh my gosh, that is like
one of the most embarrassing things.
Oh my God, the water was ice cold.
It was like getting into an ice bath and then
I didn't realize as I was sliding down
I was like shrieking the whole way, and so everybody
was looking at me and I didn't get it until after
I got out and my husband was like, "Why were you screaming?"
And the kids had a blast.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Yeah!
- [Hannah] So cool, so memorable.
Just this place that we'll never forget.
- [Hannah On Old Video] So we went from Red Rock Desert.
- We drove that old RV, that RV that we rented was not new.
It was like a '90s RV and we drove it all the way from LA,
to Sedona, to the Grand Canyon,
to Vegas, back to LA.
And I cannot believe that that RV made it the whole way
and there were no issues.
Look how pretty it was, oh my gosh.
I wanna go back.
- [Hannah On Old Video] View, over the top beautiful forest.
Mother nature be slayin' us right now.
- Oh God.
(laughs)
I still do that.
(laughs)
I thought I sounded cool.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Wow!
- [Jackson] This is so beautiful!
- [Hannah On Old Video] Oh my gosh.
- [Jackson] It's beautiful.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Is it so cool?
- [Jackson] I never know'd it would be this much beautiful.
- "I never know'd it would be this much beautiful,"
that's what Jackson said. (cries)
Oh my God!
- [Hannah On Old Video] Pro tip, don't walk into
a dog pound unless you are fully prepared
to take a dog home with you.
I'll just put that out there because--
- Oh my gosh!
(gasps)
Oh Rosie!
Rosie.
- We have a dog.
(instrumental music)
- Oh, Rosie.
- [Hannah On Old Video] So when I told my family
we were coming home with a dog, they were literally
at our house waiting for us to pull in when we--
- Why is my arm up?
That looks really weird. (laughs)
- When we got home.
(screaming)
- What are you gonna name her?
- This is Rosie, Rosie Girl,
or as I like to call her, Rosé.
- [Hannah On Old Video] This morning I was getting ready
for work and Jackson was like, "I wanna come."
I couldn't think of a reason, why not?
Are you guys excited?
- Yeah!
- Oh!
They're so little.
- Yeah!
- Wyatt, are you excited to go to BuzzFeed?
- Yeah! (screams)
- (laughs)
He still does that.
- Wow.
- It ended up being so much fun,
but it was really cool first of all,
to have everyone I work with meet both of my kids
and that was just really--
- Wyatt's so cute!
Oh my God.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Proud to have these two--
- Oh, they're eating their cereal, oh my gosh.
They still come to work with me a lot,
they're just seasoned pros at BuzzFeed.
They walk in and they're like,
"I'm gettin' a snack, mom, bye."
And they go to the canteen and get their own snacks,
they know where everything is, they know who everybody is.
They come very often and they just like live here.
- [Hannah On Old Video] Well-behaved, sweet,
and polite and respectful kids at work with me that day.
It made me realize that they just really wanted
to know more about me and what I do.
And they want to be around me.
- I'm so grateful to have these videos
because they're such amazing family memories
and if we weren't making this series, I know
I would not be documenting things in this way or that much,
and just making sure I have my camera with me to document
these moments, there's so much that I've caught on camera
that I am so grateful to have because my memory
is not that great and it just captures all
of these amazing family moments that I can look back on
and just little baby kids,
oh my gosh.
(light music)
Oh my gosh,
oh my gosh,
oh my gosh!