- Hi, I'm Colson, Machine Gun Kelly.
And I'm here to do the puppy...
I'm allergic to dogs.
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These are adoptable puppies
and I want to adopt all of them.
So I'm probably gonna do half this interview
with my eyes closed.
I'm a very emotional person
and I don't want to get too attached
because then I'll cry on the plane.
Oh, please don't be cute.
Please don't be cute.
Are they little puppies?
Please don't be little puppies.
(cheerful music)
Oh my God, it's so cute.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
I'm already attached.
(dramatic gasp)
Hi guys.
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I'm a big people watcher.
I'll probably just go sit and people watch.
It's just hard to do that now
because if I'm people watching, they're also watching me.
So it just looks like I'm staring at them weirdly.
Not that I guess it's any better if I'm staring at them
if I'm not, I don't know.
I really don't know.
I don't know what I would do.
Guys look it's, it's SpongeBob's house.
(toy squeaking)
(gasp)
(toy squeaking)
Hi.
Oh God.
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Being able to legally drink I'm, I'm only 11 actually.
So can't wait for that.
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Probably emo cashious, the one that I just wore
at the Billboard Awards.
What do you think?
What about these?
Do you like these?
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Me and my friend, Mod, just went in our
contact list in my phone and just started calling people.
And we're like, Hey, would you like to be in our movie?
And then we're just like, great.
It shoots tomorrow.
So I hope you have nothing else going on in life right now.
Everyone did us a favor and showed up.
It was really cool.
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I have.
You guys are nasty and that's all right.
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I just got one last week.
That's well, I got six in one in one sitting, but it was,
can I show them this real quick?
I'm sorry, but you can just stay right here still.
I have this, I got a calculator with, with a billion on it.
Billion dollars, billion streams, billion puppies.
I don't know.
Billion's just a good number.
So, or I like this one.
I got this the same day too.
I have all these like black furry thing.
This isn't my actual like leg hair.
This is just like things from my pants.
I have insane with the in crossed off.
So I'm perfectly normal guys.
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I mean, obviously we were first time directors.
So the whole time we were just convincing the studio
who was giving us the money
like, no, we're totally professional.
We have it all under control.
It's a stoner movie.
So I was like really adamant
about us having an epic smoke scene.
So I made it two full days
so that we could one smoke real weed and, and knowing
that I didn't wanna like be just so high one day.
So we spread the whole smoking section into two days.
And on the second day we forgot to turn one
of the sprinklers off in the house
and we set the fire alarm off and the sprinkler was right
over the camera and all the equipment.
So we like spread, like the whole, the house like flooded
and we got water all over very expensive cameras
but we had it under control.
Totally fine.
Super, super professional and chill.
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My fans, EST, they hold it down for me.
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Twin flame.
It's a love letter.
And it's also a tragedy.
The dichotomy of it is it's like a rollercoaster, you know?
(chill music)
Oh yeah.
What did you eat for breakfast, man?
You know what I'm proud of you for
feeling comfortable enough to express yourself.
Should we take a poop scoop break?
(dogs barking)
Oh, so is that pee?
It is.
I think I was rolling around in it.
(upbeat music)
Well, that's cool that you noticed that in the first place,
you're the first person that picked up on that.
I don't know.
I think at the time and most times I tend to look at things
with kind of like a not pessimistic perspective
but just like a sad perspective.
Like sometimes it just feels like even
in life you're born and then you die.
Granted, I want to look at things and be like,
oh well this is your soul moving on the next journey
and all that.
But it's still kind of just sad.
You know what I mean?
So sometimes things don't always have happy endings.
Dude.
God damn.
That's a lot of poop.
That's that's almost the size of you buddy.
Now this is really a like don't move zone.
Realizing that that was pee that I was rolling around in.
And then now realizing that there's oh, oh, oh
it's a, oh God.
Did I break the record of (beep) on set?
Great, honored.
Gotta be known for something.
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Totally.
My, my cat's actually at the at the
Cateau Marmont right now.
Can I see my phone?
There's a camera.
That's in his room that I can check on what he's doing.
Oh, don't throw it in the (beep), okay.
Let's see what Whiskey's doing right now.
Guys, do you want to see my cat?
Do you wanna see my cat or do you just wanna poop?
My cat's sleeping in the balcony.
So apparently he doesn't give a (beep) what I'm doing.
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Oh, she's awesome.
She would walk in the makeup trailer every day
and just compliment everybody and then she would sing
and then she would go on set and improv.
We got so much more than we hired her for.
Thank you, Dove.
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Definitely Patrick from SpongeBob,
he for sure is the stoniest cartoon character,
Brad Pitt in True Romance,
the lobster from Little Mermaid, Sebastian,
that dude was high for sure.
He was high as (beep), all these bad situations happening
And he was just like, no, (beep).
I was like, yeah, he's high.
And then my Uncle Snoop
but I've smoked a Snoop, which is great.
You know, if I could smoke with Snoop every day, I would.
All these beautiful puppies are available for adoption
at North Shore Animal League America.
Thank you guys for watching this (beep) interview.
I'm, oh my God.
I'm Cruella Deville and these are my
hundred and one Dalmations.
And my new movie "Good Mourning" is out now.
And I hope to see you guys this summer
on the Mainstream Sellout tour.
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