oooo yeah
Everybody's lazy sometimes. Especially me.
I'm lazy most of the time. I like to sleep and I
like to eat. There's nothing wrong with that. But some people,
They take it to a new level! This dude wanted to sleep,
and watch TV at the same time
So he put the TV on the side. So I
can read those subtitles loud and clear
do you love watching TV, but hate holding
your drink? I mean sometimes it's cold
and then the condensation gets on your hands
and you feel dirty!
problem solved! This dude got a
bunch of straws, attached them into one mega straw
put em in his slushie, now he can sit and be comfy on the couch
watch TV and not have to hold
his cold beverage
*laughs* I like how his friend is like, ugh
I'm so embarrassed, I don't wanna be in this photo
I can't believe i'm friends with this guy. Ladies and gentlemen
my best friend, the only one I got..
This guy who didn't want to wash his cereal bowl
took a exacto knife
just cut a square, into a cereal box
we gonna have a Reese's Puffs feast tonight
or maybe its like for the whole family, like,
here's a whole box of cereal, dig in! and we don't have to do any
dishes!
pft, who needs a bowl? Y'all in 2018 using bowls, well this dude in 3018, using
cereal boxes
take notes. Or if thats not quite your thing, cover a
bowl in Saran Wrap, and
and then pour the cereal and milk in. The bowl's untouched,
put it back in the cabinet and use it again tomorrow.
Never do dishes this way. I hate dishes.
I hate doing dishes. Sometimes they will pile
in my sink for weeks. I should probably try this.
There is a certain art to not getting any
dishes or utensils dirty. Fork? NAW! I rather
cut this clothes hanger IN HALF! It's
good enough, right? It's feeding me. It's doing Its job.
That's all I need.
More food hacks. Y'all thought clothes hangers were for clothes?
Take one of these pants hangers, cut em',
and preserve your chips.
This woman is on a plane. Just chillin' with her neck pillow.
Why look like a neck brace instead of a neck pillow?
hEr eYE mAsk! And then a sign attached to her
neck pillow.. "Please, wake me up for snacks
and drinks! Thank you!" She must do this often,
like, "Wow, I was asleep, this asshole, sitting
next to me isn't going to wake me up for snacks!
Ok. I'll do it myself! I'll pin a note right here. She's living her BEST life. These people have a gate and they have a dog. And, they have problems
with the dog slippin' through the gate.
So they're like "You know what? Rover, come here. We're gonna put this spoon
onto your harness
so that you can't leave. There's not escaping
anymore. I mean if this was my dog, I'd
be off in 30 seconds. But now, Rover's trapped.
All it can do is stick out his head, and stare at all
all the freedom out on those streets. That he'll never have.
This teacher who's ALWAYS
hard at work. BUT that's not him!
It's a picture of him working and he put it in the window
of his door to make it look like he's ALWAYS
working. But really, he's napping. Need head?
I gotchu. I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other.
We got this guy who's laying on his head
and the other guy who's laying on the other guy's head.
And they both nappin'. They both nappin' on each other's heads.
"My student pulled out a fucking pillow out of his backpack
and went to sleep during exam week.
I was honestly impressed." I mean, at least
he took the effort to come to class... prepared.
Paper? NAW!
Pencils? NAW! Test notes?
HeLl NaW!
All I need is a pillow.
That's really smart I wish I thought of that I was always like sleeping on my desk..
and on my arms. And then my arms would fall asleep.
And then I wake up. And then I could never sleep good.
But if you got a pillow, I'm getting' 8 hours tonight.
I like how the teacher Snapchatted him.
Like, "Look at my students sleeping,
if It's college they can't do anything." This person didn't'
have time or was just to damn lazy to to fix the shelf
that was broken so then they put a can
of tomato soup right under the shelf to support it. Cause if you take that
out, the
other shelf is gonna fall. "Load-Berry
Tomato Soup. DO NOT REMOVE" Do not touch it.
It's doing its job. "I attached a steel plate to
my light switch, so I could turn it off with my pellet
gun without getting up." You thought you were lazy!?
This dude's so lazy he can't even get up, walk a few feet to turn off his light switch.
I just imagine this to be like a kind of person
that does like all their work in their room and then gets
to their bed to go to sleep. It takes more effort
to aim and shoot a pellet gun then get up
and turn your light switch on. Yeah, ok..
"One day after posting about the steel plate, I have successfully
broken my light switch." What usually happens
when you shoot something? Congratulations.
now you have to fix your light switch and
get up to close it.
Another one of these guys living his best life out here
going to Coachella. But, it's like, he's so
tired, he just wants to lay down. I feel you
this is me all the time. He's got his Go-Pro
recording the show and he's laying down
looking at his phone now he can watch the concert
and be comfy. Living his best life.
This
is what I inspire to be. This guy was too
lazy..
to stand up and
pee! Who sits down to- oh, wait.
This dad, tied a rope to his kid
in the backyard. I mean, you're watching your kid
kid in the backyard. But he also wants to watch his kid
from the comfort of his favorite chair. With a beer.
I feel like this is so unnecessary, It's his backyard.
Like she could just run around, frolic you could see her.
She'd probably trip over the string anyway. This
dad bought a snorkel so he could take a nap
in the pool. I dunno about you guys but this sounds great.
Look, you're basically floating in the water
but you could still breathe. And take a nap
at the same time. *derpy explosion*
"I was too lazy to keep getting up and check if my pot was
boiling, so I just skyped it. *annoyed laugh*
You did not. This bitch really skyped her pot
of water while she went to go on her computer. Alright,
alright. I mean here's an easier trick. If you just
boiling water, just turn it up, the very
highest setting, and then boil it it will boil.
real quick. But, lowkey I do this like whenever I'm
cooking in my kitchen and I want to like go on my computer I'll just like run back
but like, It'll usually burn maybe I should Skype that.
Y'all stuck in 2017, meanwhile I'm out
here in 3017. The proper
future way to make a grilled cheese. I wanna
try this. Can anything go wrong? Can this cause
a fire. Otherwise, otherwise, this is just
pure genius. Grilled cheese without having to take a
pan out?
NoooooO!!
This is me! Whenever we moved into this house
we had a ton of stuff in boxes like, shelves,
chairs, dining table. Like, we just used the box
box until we opened it up.
And it takes like so much effort. Just lemme use my box chair in peace.
box chair in peace. It's still a chair, right?
These people.. put their shoes..
In their spot in line. So they don't have
to stand and wait in line. What?
The whole damn DMV this lazy? Or is it genius?
Comment below.
"Underwear. When a bookmark is just too far away."
Yall never heard of like folding the corners of a
book? Cause I ALWAYS used to do that.
*scoffs* Bookmark. But, yeah, no. Underwear is
much better.. yeah. Especially if it's a library
book and there are skin marks in it. Oh this is the best.
But, you wanna eat cheeto puffs. But, you wanna
play the switch too. It's perfect, it works,
but if you wanna move around a little bit
all that shits gonna go. Too lazy
to sit at the desk
so he lays down, uses
his mouse on the cabinets. Whatever works for you.
This person was to lazy to take a doorstep
out of the packaging.