- What's the worst toy to step on?
- Let's talk about that.
(alarm rings) (playful music)
(fire blasts)
Good Mythical Morning.
- It's holiday time and the holidays mean toys.
Lots of toys.
And how many times have I told you to pick your toys up
off the ground when you're done playing with them, mister?
I'm gonna count to three.
One, two,
two and a half,
two and three quarters,
two and 7/8ths,
two and 15/16ths-- - Rhett, Rhett,
snap out of it, snap out of it, man.
(Rhett grunts)
You're going too hard in Dad mode.
- Okay sorry. - You gotta pull out of it.
- I got carried away.
- Okay for real though, if I step on one more toy,
I'm gonna throw 'em all away! - Yeah!
- And I'm not gonna put 'em in the recycling.
I'm gonna put 'em in the kitchen trash can
where they get leftover juices all over 'em
and you're not gonna play with those anymore, no!
- Wow, Dad.
Steppin' on toys is part of parenthood,
but of all the toys you could buy,
which is the worst to step on?
There's only one way to find out.
It's time for Feet of Strength.
- Boy am I excited about this.
We're gonna be walking down the clutter gutter,
which will be filled with particularly undesirable
to step on toys.
- And we're always gonna have two different toys.
We're going to be stepping on them both
and whichever one is more painful will move on
to the next round.
- Mm-hm, for the quarter final round as we start,
we will be in just our socks.
Let's get to steppin'.
(soft music)
- Now as a hardcore fan of Paw Patrol,
this is gonna be very difficult for me to--
- Step on 'em? - Decimate these toys.
You know what, they're plastic, they have a lot of
pokey edges, a little smooth in places though.
But definitely not something that you wanna step on.
- The LOL Surprise Dolls are basically balls
filled with dolls and accessories that you don't know
what you're gonna get until you, I guess, step on it.
- I think you're always gonna get a doll
based on what I'm seeing here.
Not much of a surprise!
- Where's Tony Robbins when you need him?
It's like some sort of, gotta get--
- Well first of all-- - What?
- That one's named Chase. - All right I'm gonna step
right on that one.
- [Rhett] The cop is named Chase, I do know that.
- Oh my goodness, the edges on the sphere are brutal.
- LOL, is it a surprise?
- Okay, now I'm stepping on a dozer.
Ow, this, oh my goodness, okay.
Lots of fun today. (chuckles)
Woo, okay, ooh, those spheres are murder.
Have at it.
- I will say that you took one of the LOL Surprise Dolls
and threw it into the Paw Patrol place,
so I'm gonna move that.
- [Link] Yeah move that back, let's keep it clear.
- I wanna have an unadulterated experience.
Sorry Chase.
(toy cracks) Oh was that my foot
or the toy? (chuckles)
- Now that Chase-- - Whoa ho!
- Yeah. - Woo hoo!
- I'm telling you. - LOL!
- [Link] That sphere, that's tough.
- The crane's not fun.
Oh that's kinda nice.
Stepping on the top of that part's pretty nice.
But no, I think without a doubt, LOL Surprise
is much worse. - Because of this.
- That could cut off a toe.
(soft music)
- So Shepherd has a Nintendo Switch,
so I know it is not a joy to step on the Joy-Cons.
- Okay. - Especially the metal part.
- All right and then the classic Battleship
has got lots of spiky parts and ships and whatnot.
Also a great choking hazard, but that's a different episode.
- Great. (chuckles)
- We will be swallowing toys later.
Do the honors, Rhett. - All right.
- [Link] Are you experiencing any joy?
- It's not that bad. - Full weight, man.
- That's full weight, full weight.
I mean it's not pleasant.
Oh, ho! (toys crack)
- Whoa! - Sorry.
- You crushed my Battleship.
- Oh, oh, I don't know I could even put
my full weight on that.
(pained yelling)
Whoa, that's real bad, yeah.
I'll see if you agree (groans).
There's a clear winner here in my opinion but--
- I don't even think I need to do this.
- No, no, you need to, you need to.
We need to confirm.
- [Link] Oh that is just pure joy stepping on those.
- It's really not that bad.
- Oh, oh! - Again,
put your full weight on there,
put your full weight on there. - Oh, oh no!
Stop it! - Full weight on there.
- Oh that's tough, man.
Woo, now even stepping just on the spikes
is rather torturous. - Yeah whether you're in
the game or you're just on the pieces,
we have a clear winner.
We sunk the Battleship.
(soft music)
Okay a technical note about these
Infinity War Action Figures.
They're made from chloro nitrile, butadiene,
styrene and polyvinyl chloride.
- Oh great.
- I don't know what that means or translates into
but it sounds hurty.
- And these Barbies over here are made of
something called plastic. - Oh!
- I believe. - Really?
- All right so I guess I'm gonna go for the Hulk smash.
(chuckles)
- [Rhett] Oh look at that, he dodged you.
- He dodged me a little. - Is he alive?
Does he have a spirit?
- Now he's pretty smooth, but that does hurt.
Now I'm gonna go on some Barbie.
Whoo, yeah.
I'm experiencing no pain here.
Okay, get a little Groot and some Spider-Man action,
and okay a little mermaid Barbie.
Oh yeah once again, I'm getting a little more pain
from stepping on the babies.
But also just a little pleasure.
(Rhett chuckles)
All right, so I feel like there's a clear winner here.
- Oh, hold on-- - Yeah that hurts more
than I thought, right?
- The Hulk's got quite an inner thigh. (chuckles)
I've always known that.
Now to Barbie-- - She's limber.
- It's not too bad.
Spoiler alert, some of these people are already dead.
- [Link] So you shouldn't feel bad about crushing 'em.
- Don't worry, they're all coming back in the next movie.
- You don't know that. - Yeah I do.
Oh gosh, that's, I think there is a clear winner
and I think it's the Infinity War Action Figures.
- Oh yeah these are horribly painful.
(soft music)
- As the classic toy that everyone hates to step on,
Legos have been embedding themselves in parents' feet
since the 1940s.
- Yeah and here's the thing about Lincoln Logs though.
- They're named after you! - They've named after me.
No, they were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son
in 1916, so well before-- - Lincoln Royd Wright?
- No.
- I said Royd. - I don't know his name.
- He was a weight lifter.
- Now these are wooden so you have a splinter hazard,
but get to it.
- Okay.
- Is that a familiar feeling? - It is.
Two things though to take into account.
There's a lot of Legos, usually you step on one.
So this is kinda spreading it out like a bed of nails,
but the logs, it's almost pleasant.
- Is it? - Yeah.
- So you're not experiencing too much pain from--
- It has a massaging quality to it.
- A lot of Legos.
- I can feel Royd coming through there.
- Are you experiencing any roid rage?
- Thanks for inventing these, Royd.
Yeah but the Legos are giving into the soft surface
a little bit, very painful in the fact that
they have very sharp edges but because they're small--
(toys clattering)
It's not a horrible thing. - But they're pointy.
And these are so smooth,
so it's definitely the Legos that move on, right?
(soft music)
- Okay for the semi-final rounds,
we're going to be going barefoot.
- Because that's typically how I choose to step on toys.
I'll see 'em and I'll take my socks off.
And speaking of which, I just want to acknowledge that
I dropped something on my toe. (Rhett chuckles)
And that's why it's blue, so,
I'd appreciate you not commenting about that repeatedly.
- And I just want to acknowledge that I just have ugly feet.
So, I appreciate you not saying anything about that.
- Okay so here I go.
The thing is, you do not LOL!
When you step on the LOL Surprise Doll.
Oh that's bad.
But oh that's also bad!
Woo, woo-hoo!
Oh, okay--
- But that has a massage-like quality, that part,
when you step on the top ball.
- Oh my gosh, and then if you just step up, oh!
Oh wow, I'll tell you, man. - Tell me.
- [Link] This is difficult.
This is difficult.
- Right 'cause this right here.
- [Link] To do and difficult to decide.
- That, I mean, I don't know how likely it is
that this (chuckles) actually happens.
But LOL what a surprise, that hurts.
Woo!
Oh, that cuts right through, that cuts deep!
Oh, oh, that's horrible. - Yeah it's bad.
- That's like a medieval torture device.
- See if you can crush it and it feels better.
- I can't put all my weight on it
because it's too knife-like.
- I can't put all my weight on it.
- I think I'm just gonna fall.
- I'll catch you. - Okay.
I'm very confused.
I brought some Battleship with me, look at that.
- Now this is difficult but my left foot is hurting
more than my right foot, and I thought that
the egg edge hurt worse but I mean, I've got like
indentions of all the pegs.
- I think it's less likely for you to step on
an LOL Surprise Doll but if you happen to step
on this right here, an upside-down surprise,
is that what you call it, I don't know what--
- Half of the egg. - Half of the sphere.
- That's horrible, that's, you could lose a toe.
- The likelihood of stepping on a part of this
that's gonna hurt you is four times greater than that.
- Right but are we taking into account the likelihood
or are just taking into account if you happen to step on it,
which one is more painful because my friend,
surprise, surprise, no LOLs here.
This is the worst thing I've ever stepped on in my life,
and I've stepped on a nail.
- I agree.
All right, so the LOL moves on,
which means we have to step on it again!
You didn't work with me! - Sorry!
(soft music)
- Can Marvel take down the playroom behemoth?
Let's find out. - Okay.
- [Link] Steppin' on the Hulkster again.
- Oh!
Okay, all right, yep, oh.
Right into the bare foot,
Legos are proving their reputation.
Oh but Groot. (chuckles)
Oh Groot.
Ooh! - Got a lot of points, man.
- But oh!
I think that one broke the skin.
Okay-- - Ooh.
- The Legos are just, they're so sharp.
Oh gosh, they're so sharp. - And they're still sticking.
- And they stick to your feet. - That is the thing, man.
They do not let go.
I think I'm gonna just, I'm gonna go fast.
- All right, do it. (Link exhales)
- All right kids, I'm coming in here!
And I'm gonna punish you for leaving your toys out!
Oh.
See, yeah, I took an extra step with the Legos.
There's no rounded edges on a Lego.
- Yeah clearly these will make it through to the finals.
Congratulations Lego.
- Blocks.
(soft music)
As you can see, we can't.
- Yes, for this final round we're going
not only barefoot but blindfolded.
- Because when I step on toys, it's usually in the middle
of the night when I'm struggling to get to
the bathroom in the dark.
(grunts sharply) I'm stepping on something.
(grunts) I'm stepping on something.
(grunts)
- Yes, because, it's really the unexpected nature
of the toy being stepped on that we're testing,
so Link why don't you go first because I'm not sure
I wanna do this.
- [Link] Am I lined up?
- I don't know, I'm blindfolded too, man.
- Oh, yep, fewer Legos is more realistic.
I missed entirely.
Oh, there's a sphere of nasty.
Ooh, right on the heel.
Oh.
Oh, okay, I got a little doll.
Okay.
Ooh.
This is tough, man.
This is, oh, usually I step on it once
and then I'm like-- (Rhett chuckles)
- That's when you back off. - Am I done?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Thank you, Darren.
Someone, there's all these people back there.
Ain't nobody saying anything.
- Okay now I'm gonna do this!
I'm just gonna start walking.
I'm just gonna do it.
- I'm gonna spot you.
(Rhett screaming and groaning)
- Oh, oh, I stepped full weight, full stop.
You can take your blindfold off.
- [Link] I heard you.
- Directly onto the devil stones.
This thing, man, it's horrible.
When you step on the truck.
- I've heard that noise a lot like when my wife
is trying to go to the bathroom.
- Constipated? (crew laughs)
Your wife is constipated
and you just shared it with everyone.
(crew laughing)
I hesitate.
I just wanna say, that was painful.
I feel like I've got a little PTSD just from doing that.
- I think that the Legos, they can hide easily.
They're maniacal.
It's like, a little blue Lego on your blue shag carpet
is something that's gonna (clicks tongue)
reach out and bite you.
You're gonna see these things from a mile away,
maybe even in complete darkness.
And you have a 50/50 chance of it being
a pleasant mushroom-like experience.
- Right.
- So with this there's no fun way to step on a Lego,
and it's gonna sneak up and bite ya.
- Yeah, I feel like the incognito nature of it,
low profile nature of it makes it much more likely.
I gotta say that pain taken into account, just pain,
this is the most painful toy I've ever stepped on.
But I think the most pain you will experience
in the long run will be the Lego.
- Absolutely, I agree.
So there you have it. (bell rings)
Congratulations, Lego blocks.
You are the worst toys to step on.
At least until next year.
Did I just sign us up for something horrible?
- Oh, we're not gonna do this again.
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