Translator: Ilze Garda Reviewer: Denise RQ
Have you ever been in a class
that was so boring that you fell asleep
and started to dream about happiness and milkshakes?
(Laughter)
Only to be woken up by a professor reading slides to you?
I'm here to tell you that when you enter the corporate world,
it doesn't get any better.
(Laughter)
But the good news is that it can.
The problem with people in the corporate world
is sometimes they're so focused on the bottom line
that they just focus in on efficiency.
And I love efficiency, I'm an engineer, I'm obsessed with it.
In fact, I was even born three weeks early
because apparently, even in the womb,
I said: "I'm ready to go right now!"
(Laughter)
But the problem is that just because something is efficient,
it doesn't mean that it's effective.
Just because something saves time,
it doesn't mean that it actually gets results.
And if you're thinking: "Why should I believe you, skinny Hugh Jackman?"
(Laughter)
First of all, you don't have to remind me that I'm skinny.
I've been skinny my entire life, I was born 8.3 pounds
and then stayed that way till I was 15 years old.
(Laughter)
But second, it's because I've actually been there.
The summer between my junior and senior year of college,
I interned at Procter & Gamble in Cincinnati.
At the end of the summer, I had to give a presentation to a review board
that would ultimately decide
whether or not I could get hired full-time at the company.
I slaved over a presentation that I ended up thinking was killer.
Killer because it was going to bore them to death.
The night before my presentation,
I decided that I needed to change everything.
And so the single most important presentation I'd ever given in my life
started with this slide.
(Laughter)
I can tell you from personal experience
that creating an entire presentation in Microsoft Paint is not very efficient.
(Laughter)
But it does get people to pay attention.
My presentation ended with what I think was my greatest masterpiece
(Laughter)
an 'M.C. Escher meets Keith Haring'-style drawing of the review board that day.
And yes, those are visually accurate stick figures
(Laughter)
of each one of the senior leaders that was going to decide my fate.
After I delivered my presentation, I talked with each of the people,
and one of the associate directors pulled me aside:
"You know, you're pretty good at PowerPoint."
(Laughter)
I said: "I'd like to think that I excel at it."
(Laughter)
He was like: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
(Laughter)
I replied: "Word."
(Laughter)
Two days later, I found out I got the job.
I'd never really realized that most people think
that humor and work are at the opposite ends of the spectrum.
To reference Animaniacs,
people think that humor is Pinky and work is the Brain.
In reality, you need to bring both of them together
in order to actually try to take over the world.
Because people who use humor at work
are more productive, less stressed, paid more and happier,
which is something that I never learned in any one of my college classes.
Because our classes teach us the skills we need to do a job,
but no one really teaches you the skills that you need to enjoy that job.
And it turns out, as Americans, we are not very good at it.
83% of Americans feel stressed out at work.
55% of Americans are unsatisfied with their jobs,
and 47% of Americans struggle to stay happy.
Of course, it's even worse in Disney world
where statistically, only 1 out of 7 dwarfs are happy.
(Laughter)
But still, 1 out of 2 people was still pretty scary.
A few years after my internship,
I was working at Procter & Gamble in New York City.
I was promoted from analyst to project manager,
and I still used humor in the workplace.
I was a project manager, I got to name my projects whatever I wanted.
So instead of the standard "Retail Sales 2.0",
I named them things like "Project Awesomization".
(Laughter)
I also taught improv to all of my team members
so that they can improve their leadership skills
and start to brainstorm and think faster on their feet.
Whenever someone new would join my team,
I'd have them fill out a personality assessment like Myers-Briggs
or more importantly, "Which Star Wars character are you?"
(Laughter)
If you're wondering, I'm an INTJ R2-D2
(Laughter)
a shock to none of you.
(Laughter)
But after one of my weekly status meetings,
one of my co-workers came up to me - it was Sarah, a.k.a. Ewok -
(Laughter)
and Sarah was like, "Drew, I just want to thank you."
I had no idea what she was talking about, so, of course, I said, "It's about time."
(Laughter)
"Why are you thanking me?"
She said, "That is because of this project, it's been fun."
I was, "Finally! Someone else who appreciates the joy
of Bayesian probability and predictive analytics."
She was like, "What are you talking about? (Laughter)
No, not the project itself, but they way that you managed it.
Before I joined Project Awesomization,
I was thinking about quitting because I was so stressed out.
But then I joined your team, and it was different because we had fun.
And somewhere along the way, I realized that no one told you to use humor,
you just decided to, so thank you."
And I was touched.
Because Ewok was right.
(Laughter)
No one ever told me to use humor, but no one ever stopped me either.
Sarah, like so many other people, never thought she could use humor at work.
I'd always assumed that I could.
It was at that moment that I decided
that I no longer wanted to be just a computer science engineer.
I wanted to be a humor engineer.
And if you've never heard of it before, it's because I've made it up.
But just as a computer science engineer
helps people be more efficient, more effective using technology,
a humor engineer helps people be more efficient effective using humor.
Because the average person sends and receives 112 e-mails per day,
and spends 80% of their time in some form of communication.
Humor helps your message actually stick out
and gets people to stop and pay attention.
(Laughter)
Humor also makes your message more memorable.
Simple things like mnemonics help us remember things
long after we actually learned them.
I haven't played an instrument in years,
but I still remember that Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge.
(Laughter)
But even more humor helps us to solve problems
because it gets the brain going and warms us up.
In fact, I can help you all warm up
a few neurons right now with this simple joke.
How would Sherlock respond if Watson asked:
"What's the grade before middle school?"
Naturally he'd say, "It's elementary, my dear Watson."
(Laughter)
Just by making a simple joke, our brain starts making connections,
and in the process releases a chemical, serotonin,
which not only increases our focus but also improves our own brain power.
And if you laughed at that joke, then congratulations,
you just burned half of a calorie.
(Laughter)
Which is really only 15% of a single M&M, but still.
If you laugh for 10 to 15 minutes,
then you burn as many calories as in 5 minutes of aerobic exercise,
10 minutes of dancing,
and 15 minutes of milking a cow.
(Laughter)
So if you've been out sneaking into farms to exercise, stop!
(Laughter)
Just laugh for 10 minutes instead,
and you do that for a year, you'll lose up to 4 pounds;
you do that for a lifetime, and you'll increase resiliency,
reduce tension, and relax your muscles.
But not only that.
Once you're more productive and less stressed,
you actually make more money.
In fact, in a study put on by the Harvard Business Review,
it was found that executives who use humor are paid more and promoted faster.
And money may not buy happiness, but relationships might.
Because people with 3 close friends at work,
are 96% more likely to be satisfied with their lives.
Not just satisfied with their work but satisfied with their lives.
And how do you get close friends?
Money.
(Laughter)
I'm just kidding. You use humor.
Because humor connects people.
It builds trust, diffuses tension,
and creates positive shared experiences that bring people closer together.
You start to realize that the people around you
aren't just co-workers, students, or professors,
but they're actual human beings with human lives and human emotions.
That is the power of humor;
it not only helps you but the people around you.
A few years after my conversation with Sarah the Ewok,
I decided that I was going to leave P&G to start my own company.
Since then, I've worked with hundreds of organizations across the United States
on how to be more effective using humor.
I've also learned that only one third of people
use humor at work regularly.
I wanted to understand why,
so I run a study through my website, and nearly 400 people responded.
The first reason people don't use humor
is because they don't think their boss or co-workers would approve.
When humor isn't part of your normal workday,
you start to assume that it's not welcome.
But 81% of employees say
that a fun workplace would make them more productive,
and 98% of CEOs prefer job candidates with the sense of humor.
The second reason why people don't use humor
is that they don't know how.
When you think about humor, that it means laughter,
it can seem intimidating.
But humor is different than comedy.
Humor is defined as comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement.
So while laughter is great, a smile is also good.
It's not about making work funny, but making work fun.
If you think fun, if you think positive and you think inclusive,
you're on your way to being a corporate rock star.
The final reason is that people say they don't have time.
They don't have time.
There are 168 hours in a week.
If you average 7 hours of sleep per night, you spend 49 of them sleeping.
That leaves 119 hours per week that you're awake.
If you work an average of 40 hours per week,
that is 33.6% of your adult life spent at work.
You don't have time to make one third of your adult waking life more enjoyable?
The truth is that every single day
you choose if you're going to be more productive and less stressed.
You choose if you're going to do the things that will get you paid more.
And you choose if you're going to be happy.
With one third of your life on a line, why not use humor at work?
Thank you.
(Applause)