-Here's how it works.
-I'm gonna ask you for some silly words --
nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera --
and as we do that, they'll be written on the cue cards,
and then, we're gonna act out a very dramatic Mad Lib scene.
-Okay. -Very dramatic.
I mean, have you seen my work? -I have, I have.
-Really, very, yeah. -It's excellent.
-Thank you. -You won a Grammy.
-Yeah, I did win a Grammy for my acting.
For my acting. Thank you.
[ Laughs ] All right, here we go. Ready?
-Yes. -Name of a cute puppy.
-Uh, uh, My Little Cookie.
[ Laughter ]
-That actually is cute. -Yeah.
-My Little Cookie. -Okay.
-A silly word. -Uh...
What? [ Laughter ]
Pollywog. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Adjective. -Amazing.
-A plural type of profession. -Plural type of profession?
-Plural, it's even hard to say. -Okay.
Plural type of profession. How about sanitation engineers?
[ Laughter ]
-What?
Okay. -I don't know.
-The cue-card guy's going, "Are you kidding me?"
Type of '80s technology?
-Walkman. -Oh, yeah.
-Isn't that '80s, right? -Yeah.
Loved my Walkman. -Yeah, loved that.
-Something you buy on eBay. -Sneakers.
[ Laughter ] Or vintage clothes.
Which do you look better?
-Vintage sneakers. -Vintage sneakers.
[ Laughter ]
-What you would shout if you saw a spider crawling up your leg.
-Uh...
-Ew! It's crawling up your leg!
-Come here, darling!
[ Laughter ]
What? -Come here what?
-Come here, darling. [ Laughter and applause ]
-"Come here, darling." Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughter ]
Type of relative. -Aunt.
-Aunt.
Woman's name. -Um, Ingrid.
-Ingrid. [ Laughter ]
Number.
-1,000,256.
[ Laughter ]
-Plural objects.
-Uh...
Sofas.
-Curse word a first-grader would use?
-Doodie-head.
[ Laughter ]
-It's classic. Classic.
-Classic.
-Fictional character.
-Um...
Uh, Huckleberry Finn. -Huckleberry Finn.
-Something you'd find in the kitchen.
-Knife.
-These are all good.
Give me another number.
-Seven. [ Laughter ]
-Celebrity name.
-How about...
Ingrid Bergman.
-All right. [ Laughter ]
-Ingrid -- I don't know. -Yeah, Ingrid Bergman.
A verb ending in -ing.
-Running.
-Another adjective.
-Uh...
Humongous.
-These are good words. Plural animals.
-Lemmings. [ Laughter ]
-That's fantastic, dude.
Lemmings. What?
A verb ending in -ing. Another one.
-A verb ending in -ing. -You said running already.
-Yeah, I said running.
Give me another verb like what? -Kissing.
-Yeah, kissing, kissing, there you go.
Thank you. Thank you.
-Favorite song lyric.
-Favorite song -- I don't know.
Uh...
[ Laughter ]
-Poopy-di-scoop. -Poopy-di-scoop?
-Poopy-di-scoop. -Is that a lyric?
-Yeah, it's a lyric. Yeah, it is.
-Poopy-di-scoop. All right.
Yeah. Thank you.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-It's good. -Good.
-Okay. All right.
We've filled out the words for our scene.
Are you ready to perform? -Let's do it, man.
-Let's do this. Here we go.
-Let's do this. Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Both laugh ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
-Good evening... My Little Cookie.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Special Director Pollywog. It's good to see you again.
-I'm here with your next mission.
A criminal organization of the world's
most amazing sanitation engineers
hacked into the government's Walkman,
stealing their top-secret report on vintage sneakers.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Come here, darling.
[ Laughter ]
-I understand your reaction.
The group also kidnapped your Aunt Ingrid
and is holding her for a ransom of 1,000,256 sofas.
[ Laughter ]
-Where the doodie-head are we gonna get 1,000,256 sofas?
-I don't know, but we have to move fast.
-I have a plan.
I'll meet up with the group disguising as myself --
disguising myself as Huckleberry Finn.
Jesus...
[ Laughter ]
-So far -- So far, I'm on board.
-If they attack, I'll fight back with a knife.
[ Laughter ]
-Great.
This disk contains sensitive information that might help.
-What's on this disk?
-Seven photos of Ingrid Bergman running.
[ Laughter ]
-Come here, darling.
[ Laughter ]
I've already contacted my team of highly humongous lemmings.
[ Laughter ]
-You're the best agent we have.
How do you prepare for such tense missions?
-By waking up every morning, going up on the roof,
and kissing and by repeating my own personal mantra --
poopy-di-scoop, poopy-di-scoop.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-And scene! -And scene.
-And scene!
My thanks to Tom Cruise right there!
We'll be right back with Parker Posey!
Tom Cruise! [ Laughing ]