LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KRISTEN WIIG!
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>> THANK YOU! THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IT IS SO GREAT TO BE HERE
HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I CONSIDER THIS MY HOME.
AND IT IS SO NICE TO BE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
AND MANY OF YOU KNOW I USED TO WORK HERE.
I WAS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH THREE TIMES.
LITTLE BRAG. I'M HAPPY TO SAY THIS IS THE
LAST SHOW OF 2020. WHAT AN ICKY YEAR IT HAS BEEN.
BUT IT HASN'T BEEN ALL THAT BAD. I HAD TWINS.
YES. WHICH I FOUND OUT IS TWO OF THE
SAME BABY. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS ON
NEW YEARS DAY 2021, EVERYTHING GOES BACK COMPLETELY TO NORMAL.
WHAT? IT DOESN'T?
>> NO. >> OKAY.
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE THE SHOW.
GLENN, LOOK AT ME. MY ASSISTANT GLENN IS HERE, AND
I THINK HE KNOWS HE'S IN TROUBLE.
ANYWAY, UNTIL THEN, WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN, I LIKE TO SING ONE
OF MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS ABOUT SOME OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS. CAN I GET A STOOL?
NO. GLENN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A
MEETING TONIGHT. I KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS, BUT I
DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST START THE SONG. I THINK YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS.
♪ RAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
WHISKERS ON BABIES AND BABIES ON BUILDINGS ♪
♪ LONG BEARDS ON BABIES AND MITTENS WITH WINGS
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ♪
♪ JACKETS ON PONIES AND BREAD ON BOLOGNA
HAWK AND SHALHOUB ARE MY TWO FAVORITE TONYS ♪
♪ GOING TO COURT DRESSED LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS ♪
♪ THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ♪
♪ WHEN THE TREES FALL WHEN THE BEE STINGS
AND THE OTHER BEES STING ♪ ♪ I SIMPLY REMEMBER
I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES AND THEN I DON'T FEEL
MY LEGS ♪ >> KRISTEN.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> MAYA, TRUTHFULLY, BEING ON
STAGE WITH YOU IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.
>> ME TOO, BUDDY. BUT I NOTICED THAT SOME OF THE
LYRICS IN YOUR SONG WERE INCORRECT AND DIDN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE. DO YOU MIND IF I SING THE REAL
ONES? >> OH NO.
PLEASE. BY ALL MEANS.
♪ POP ROCKS AND HOT DOGS AND MUSTARD ON LADIES
MUSICAL IMPROV OF MR. WAYNE BRADY ♪
♪ SITTING QUITE NUDE ON AN EXERCISE BIKE THESE ARE
JUST SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I LIKE ♪
♪ WHEN MY DOG SITS ON THE CEILING
CAUSE HE'S BEING BAD ♪ ♪ I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY
FAVORITE THINGS AND THEN I WILL KISS YOUR DAD ♪
>> HI, GUYS. >> IT'S KURT McCURNON.
>> KURT COBAIN. >> IT'S KATE.
>> IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
THOSE ARE NOT THE WORDS. >> WHAT?
>> YOU SAY WHAT? I WAS IN A LEDERHOSEN CHOIR AS A
CHILD. LET ME DO THIS.
THESE ARE THE ACTUAL REAL WORDS. OKAY.
♪ CREAM COLORED PONIES AND CRISP APPLE STRUDEL
DOORBELL AND SLEIGH BELLS AND SCHNITZEL WITH NOODLES ♪
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M SORRY.
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE, BUT THOSE WORDS WERE CRAZY.
THAT'S NOT COOL, WHAT YOU JUST DID.
>> NOPE, IT'S NOT OKAY. >> CREAM COLORED PONIES?
>> I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. THAT SOUNDS RACIST.
>> AND I'M NOT SURE IF I'M ALLOWED TO AGREE WITH YOU, BUT I
DO. >> YEAH, YOU DO.
>> BECAUSE IT'S RACIST? >> YEAH.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THOSE THINGS IN FRONT OF SANTA.
>> HE IS AT THE SHOW TONIGHT. >> YEAH.
HE IS A GUEST OF LORNE'S? >> YEAH.
>> I DON'T -- I DON'T -- THOSE ARE THE WORDS.
>> NO. >> THE WAY THE SONG WORKS IS YOU
SAY YOUR OWN FAVORITE THINGS. >> YES, AND THESE ARE SUCH CRAZY
TIMES WE'RE LIVING IN, YOUR FAVORITE THINGS ARE GOING TO GET
A LITTLE CRAZIER TOO. >> OKAY.
I GET IT NOW. LET'S DO THAT AGAIN.
THANK YOU. ♪ BEEF EMPANADAS
AND BEEF CHIMICHANGAS PORK EMPANADAS AND
PORK CHIMICHANGAS ♪ ♪ CHICKEN FAJITAS
AND CHICKEN TACOS THESE ARE A FEW OF
MY FAVORITES THOUGH ♪ >> MUCH BETTER.
>> MUCH BETTER. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> KATE, ARE YOU HUNGRY? >> NO, THE OPPOSITE.
I'M VERY FULL. I WAS JUST LISTING EVERYTHING
THAT I JUST ATE. >> OH, WELL, I DO LOVE SINGING
WITH YOU BOTH, BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE THIS HOME?
>> YEAH. ♪ WHEN THE DOG BITES
OW IT BIT ME PLEASE ARREST THAT DOG ♪
♪ I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVORITE THINGS AND YOU
TWO ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE 2020 YOU REALLY DID STINK
AND NOW I DON'T FEEL SO BAD ♪
>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. DUA LIPA IS HERE.
STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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