- Oh!
- They're gonna kick each other in the crotch!
Aah! - Aah, no!
- (laughing) What am I watching?
(mouse clicks)
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
♪ (whimsical music) ♪
- Hmm. I like him.
♪ (whimsical music) ♪
- What?
- (dinosaur) Yee.
- (snickers)
(snickers) Yee.
♪ (whimsical music) ♪
- (laughs)
- Okay.
- (singing along) ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
- (dinosaur) Yee.
- (amused) Is that the whole thing?
- (laughing) - That was great.
- What?
- Are we going down the YouTube Poop, like, rabbit hole?
(typing)
- We're googling.
Color red images.
♪ (X-Files theme) ♪ - (laughing uncontrollably)
(both laughing)
- What? - No.
♪ (X-Files theme) ♪
- What is blue doing there in the color red?
- I get it. It's blue.
- (snickering)
What am I watching?
- Are these YouTube haikus?
- Oh, that was really good. I like the X-Files music.
- (speaking Portuguese)
- Oh my god. I like her.
Oh shit. Oh.
(woman speaking Portuguese)
- (cracks up)
- Oh.
- Me. (giggles)
(laughter) - That was fake.
- What? - That was fake.
- That was the slowest fall I've ever seen.
- It feels like YouTube from 2005.
- It's the weird part of YouTube. - Mm-hmm.
- That is what this feels like. - It's the best part.
- (announcer) How it feels to chew 5 gum.
- I just had a piece of this.
- (cracks up)
- (announcer) New 5 gum.
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
- Oh!
- (laughs uproariously)
- I remember.. - (painfully) Oh!
- (snickers)
- (announcer) Stimulate your senses.
- I don't know what's happening.
- What are you showing me?
- I need to get me some 5 gum.
- ♪ Uh-huh, this my... ♪
- Jerry Seinfeld.
♪ (Seinfeld theme instrumental) ♪ - ♪ All the girls stomp ♪
♪ Your feet like this ♪ - (chuckles)
- ♪ A few times I've been ♪
♪ Around that track ♪ - (laughs)
♪ ("Hollaback Girl" continues over Seinfeld theme) ♪
- My brain's so confused!
- ♪ A few times I've been around that track ♪
♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ - It goes-- it goes well.
Not bad, huh?
- ♪ ...hollaback girl ♪
- Still what?
- What kind of mashup was that?
- It's so good. Someone took the time to make that.
- This is just a compilation of why the internet should exist.
- So Hawaii Five-0, you ever seen that show?
Well, there's a drum fill in there that goes...
(drumming skillfully)
- Damn.
- (amazed) What? - That's a lot of drums.
- It's too many drums.
♪ (theme music begins) ♪ - (chuckles)
- Whoa!
- ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
(snickers) He just drops the...
- That was just dope. - Wow.
- What is the connection here? They're short. They're hilarious.
- I'm so confused.
- ...with the right prop.
And make it... - (gasps) Puppy!
Oh no. Oh no!
- Oh, it's gonna kill this dog.
- (laughing) - Don't kill the dog.
- Why?
- (snickering) What? - Are you kidding me?
- (man) I didn't dog the shot.
- (busts out laughing)
- (man) I didn't dog the shot. - Oh. I see what you did there.
- (man) I didn't dog the shot.
- Oh, that was so punny.
- It's a good thing you didn't hit the dog. I'd be outraged.
- That was a good shot though. - That was a really cool shot.
And that dog had zero idea what was going on.
♪ (dramatic tune) ♪
- ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪
♪ Does whatever... ♪ - Oh, Mama.
(loud crashing) - (snickers)
- ♪ Does whatever a spider... ♪
(crashing) (both snickering)
- ♪ Does whatever a spider... ♪
- No. No. Oh my god.
- ♪ Does whatever a spider... ♪
- Oh! Oh!
- (giggling)
That was my favorite!
- All right, I saw that one coming.
- I think you might just be showing me
the entire span of the internet.
♪ (Seth Rogen chuckling along to Star Wars Cantina song) ♪
- (laughs)
♪ (Seth Rogen chuckling) ♪
- His laugh is so funny.
- (laughs boisterously)
- I feel-- feel like I'm getting spit on.
- He do laugh like that. (chuckles)
- You can never have too much Seth Rogen.
- You're just staring at me!
I'm supposed to understand what in the world that was!
(silence)
- Uh, stock footage.
- This is awkward. There's no sound.
Oh, creeper.
- (laughs)
- What is he doing?
- Aw, he missing out.
- Everybody's celebrating but him.
He's like, "Why am I left out?"
- No. No, he does not even blink.
- I feel like he's staring into my soul.
- One in five people at your work is a serial killer?
(laughing) Was that what this ad is demonstrating?
- Were all of these famous internet things at one point?
I'm trying to find the connection!
- That's one of the most awkward videos I've ever watched.
- Oh, this isn't gonna end well for anybody.
- They're gonna kick each other in the crotch!
Aah! - Aah, no!
- Oh!
- Oh! (chuckling)
- Oh!!!
(slow-mo noises) - Oh my god.
- What was the point of that?
- Why would you scissor each other like that?
- ♪ Swanging ♪
♪ Eyes closed ♪ - What?
- What are these things?
- (chuckling)
- (snickering)
- (giggles)
No!
- Why are they dying?
- ♪ Swanging ♪ - That was weird.
- I have no idea what was going on there.
- How do these all tie into each other?
(page rustles)
- (poorly dubbed voice) Let's go shopping.
- (snorts) That's not what she said.
- (poorly dubbed voice) When?
- (dubbed voice) How about tomorrow?
- (dubbed voice) Tomorrow?
Sorry, I can't. - What is this?
- (dubbed voice) Then how about this Sunday?
- (dubbed voice) No problem. Ha-ha-ha.
- (laughing)
- That's my favorite one so far.
- They need to make their words match their lips better.
That's the worst acting I've seen in years.
- That was-- was that-- I don't--
I'm still so confused.
♪ (whimsical synthesizer music) ♪
- Hot dog.
- Every time I come in here,
you guys have weirder and weirder shit
that I have to sit through.
- What?
- I don't think that's a word.
- It's going on the arm.
- Why's it going on her hand?
Oh no.
- Wait, why is-- why is-- what is happening?
- (laughs)
- What is going on here?
- That's actually kinda funny, I'm not gonna lie.
When is it over?
- That was so weird.
- That was ridiculous.
- Where are you finding these things?!
- Are they all supposed to be using awkward, random humor?
Is that part of it?
- Now I just want to know what's going on with all these videos.
- (FBE) These videos all came from a well-known playlist
on YouTube called "important videos."
- What?
- They didn't seem that important to me. They were funny.
- How was that important?
- How have I not heard of this?
- This is new to me. I did not know this.
- (FBE) So we're gonna pull up the playlist now,
and take a look at just how many views this playlist has got.
- 510 million.
- (flustered) Why? Who's watching this?
- Why don't they throw my videos on this playlist?
- This is incredible.
I'm gonna go and watch this nonstop. - This is really cool.
- Does YouTube know this? (laughs)
Do they know? Do they know about this? Someone contacted YouTube
and told them this is what the site is doing with its life?
- This is a finely curated list.
Like, this guy's a sommelier of videos.
- Some random man two years ago
found hundreds of 10-second videos, put them together,
and now 510 million people have had good days because of it.
- (sighs) - Just from this random dude.
- Incredible. - That's kinda awesome.
- It's incredible. - I'm happier now.
- (FBE) So how do you think something like this spread so much?
- I don't know. I mean, it's not worth a spread that wide.
- Just how stupid it is. - Yes, stupidity.
- It spreads because
of how shocked people are. Just like this.
It's like, "Yo, check out this dumb shit."
- It confuses people,
and confusion and humor go hand in hand. - Mm-hmm.
- And I think people are just like, "I don't know what this is,
so I have to show my friends." - Yeah.
- They're all short. They're quick.
And there's something for everyone.
There's a lot of humor in this playlist. I really like it.
- Things that are dumb or nonsensical
that you can't totally explain why they're funny
but you inherently understand or get why they're funny
is what people really like.
- There's a thing called YouTube parties.
At some point, the party gets lame.
And someone pulls up a YouTube video.
And at which point then, it becomes a game of one-upmanship.
So you need good, short, funny videos that hit.
And I think that's where a lot of these get spread around.
- (FBE) So if you watched all these videos in a row,
it would be over three hours long.
There are some people online who have made it a goal
to finish the entire playlist in one sitting.
- No way.
- Let's go. (chuckles)
- (FBE) So what do you think?
Would you ever try to sit and watch all 310 videos in a row?
- I would.
- I don't want to say no.
But I also can't commit to yes.
- I don't think I could be able to do it.
I think after about 30 minutes,
my brain would just kind of start going numb.
- I am a big fan of marathoning or binge-watching things.
So I would be very inclined to binge-watch.
- If I was on acid or really high or something, maybe.
But it's not something I could sit and put myself through that.
It wasn't that enjoyable to me at all.
- I feel like we'd get through an hour.
And then we'd be like... - Dude.
- "All right. So--" - I sat through King Kong,
the new King Kong.
Listen. - (laughing)
- It was like two and a half hours for a 40-minute movie.
This is 30 minutes more, and I'll at least laugh.
Like, I can do it.
- (FBE) So finally, if one of your videos
ever ended up in the playlist, how would you feel?
- I would be honored.
- I'd be tickled a little pink.
- I would feel disappointed,
because I feel like I've tried very hard
to not make such stupid videos.
- Oh, it's the highest honor. Are you kidding?
That says other people find it funny in the way that they feel
it's present that they need to present
and curate it for the world.
- Thank you so much for watching
this important episode of YouTubers React.
- Be sure to subscribe to everyone who was in this episode.
Link right there in the description.
- Bye-bye!
- Deuces!
- Hey, guys! It's Ethan here from FBE.
Thank you so much for watching this very, very important episode
of YouTubers React.
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