Well, Tig was here, up there.
So I figured I'd have her here.
So hey, Tig.
Hey, Ellen.
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How are you?
Good.
What do you want to do?
I don't know.
I just thought you should be here because you were there.
So I though I'd have you here.
What do you want to do?
Um, we could do that giveaway thing.
Oh.
[APPLAUSE]
Like, day two of 12 Days of Giveaways?
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC - ANDY WILLIAMS, "THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE
YEAR"] It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you
be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap, happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come to call, it's the hap, happiest season
of all.
There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows
for toasting and caroling--
There he goes.
Blitzy seemed a little drunk today.
Blitzy was a little--
Who is that?
Blitzy.
That's our mascot, our holiday mascot, Blitzy.
OK.
But he seemed a little drunk today.
Tiny bit.
Thought you had a rodent problem.
No.
We do, but that's not--
Throughout the 12 days we are celebrating frontline workers.
And today we have a close-knit group
of nurses from Medical City Children's Hospital in Dallas,
Texas.
They've been on the frontlines.
Yes.
Hey, everybody.
They've been on the frontlines during the pandemic.
On behalf of the universe, I say, we love you
and we thank you.
Thank you so much, everybody.
Thank you!
Tig--
Yeah.
Tig, we have a lot in common.
We're both lesbians.
We're both comedians.
Yeah, we both have talk shows.
One of them is real.
We like to share memories.
We do?
Yes.
I read that.
Oh.
And you read this.
Well, I was getting to that.
I have to turn my head to see it first.
There it is.
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[APPLAUSE]
You're going to love that.
That's nice for your family.
Tig.
Yeah, Ellen.
Tig, you know what else we have in common?
What, Ellen?
We both have wives.
That's what the teleprompter tells me.
Yes.
And one of us has a real talk show
with a real office and a real office equipment.
Is it me?
No, it's not.
Read that.
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[APPLAUSE]
Peek-a-boo.
Ellen, I like when we talk about Ellen.
Where did Ellen go?
Peek-a-boo.
Hi.
I have four-year-olds, so I know how to play that.
I don't have them, but I know how to play peek-a-boo.
It's not really hard.
Well, you were four at one time.
We were all four at one time.
But Ellen, that's not why we're here.
We're here because I like when we talk
about things we have in common.
That's why we're here.
We both like music.
Oh, yes.
That's true.
And the Fluance Vinyl Turntable brings you
the absolute best music in--
can we um--
In music performance?
Well, let me tell you.
It's true.
We do both love music.
Maybe if you didn't have those Tom Cruise sunglasses on,
you could read better.
It is a little--
it is a little dark in here.
But uh, that's neither here nor there.
What is here and there is that the Fluance Vinyl
Turntable, Ellen, brings you the absolute best in music
performance.
Their premium components allow this high fidelity record
player to produce a superior [MWAH] listening experience
the way the artist intended.
You're all getting a Fluance Vinyl Turntable.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah!
Here?
It's incredible.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ellen.
What, Tig?
What else do we have in common?
Well, we both like sweeping views of the Pacific Ocean.
We sure do.
Yeah.
And we both enjoy luxury amenities.
I know that for sure.
Award-winning dining.
I've done some with you.
Wellness, golf.
Oh, I love golf.
And adventure experiences.
Do you like resorts?
Oh, heck yeah.
Heck, yeah.
Especially one that serves as the ultimate hidden gem
on the Southern California coast.
It's easy to relax at their four sparkling pools
and incredible spa.
Oh my God.
You guys, you're all getting a three-day, two-night stay
at Terranea Resort!
[MUSIC] It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you--
To all the Dallas nurses, we love you!
We thank you!
Enjoy your gifts.
We'll be back.
Thank you!
[MUSIC] The most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap, happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come to call.