• From why snails die if they touch salt, to the cause of nightmares, we answer some
of your most burning questions about life • What’s up, ladies and gentlemen of YouTube,
Boogie2988 coming at you live once again through the power of the internet, and today I'll
be the one reading out the questions and answers • I'm Danger Dolan and I'm here to blow
your mind with truth 10 - RBLXNoobDEV8000 asks Who made the first
car?
• This one guy called Mr Petroleum invented petrol, but he had nothing to put it in – he
put it in his socks, he fed it to his cat, he even suggested kids replace the milk in
their cereal with delicious petrol but nothing worked, so one day he was messing around with
lego blocks and accidentally invented a car, and well, that worked out nicely
• Karl Benz from Germany made the first ever car, it ran on petroleum gasoline just
like today’s cars but it only had 3 wheels, had no roof and you steered with a lever instead
of a wheel.
9 – JakeLaRocque asks how come people sneeze?
• Every time you breathe in something smelly you collect tiny pieces of poop that slowly
grow in your nose, eventually your body pushes it into your bowels and out your butt, when
you sneeze you’re just getting rid of the bits that got stuck in your nose hairs.
• When your nose lining collects some irritating bits in the air, like germs, or pepper, the
brain sends a signal to get rid of it, causing a deep breath that increases the pressure
in your lungs, then the body quickly pushes the air out through your nose.
• Achoo (record a fake sneeze) • Oh hey someone dropped some chocolate
on the grou— *inhale sharply* 8 - James Smith asks Why do snails die if
they touch salt?
• Everyone knows that snails only eat leaves; this is because they’re really picky eaters,
they hate chocolate and pizza, but most of all they hate salt and if you put some anywhere
near them they froth with rage and die of anger – woah, woah, PUT THOSE CRISPS BACK
IN THE BAG, I – I’m calling the police!
Hello, officer?
This dude has a bag of chips, threatened my snail – should I take him out?
Okay… he said no • The salt quickly reacts with the water
in the snail’s body causing it to dry out, so the snail creates a mucus which will protect
it if there’s only a small amount of salt, but if there isn’t then the snail will dry
out until it dies of dehydration. 7 - Lloyd Pagtalunan asks What was the first
ever animal?
• Well since the Earth used to have loads of volcanoes the first ever animal was actually
a lava monster that might look scary at first but it was actually a huge nerd, but it was
also a little cutie and would melt the heart of any girl that walked in a small radius
near it • We used to think the first ever animal
was the simple sea-sponge but it was actually the comb jellyfish, it actually shocked scientists
to learn that such a primitive life-form even had its own nervous system
• If there are sponges in the sea, how come it still has water?
• Dolan… you’re a sponge • Pssh…
I’m gonna need some time to absorb that comment
6 - Daniel Parker asks Why does sticking a fork in a toaster electrocute you?
• Because it isn’t bread, dummy – this is a general rule of life, if you pour juice
in your sock it’ll electrocute you too because you’re doing something wrong, same with
putting cheese in your car instead of petrol, and trust me, you don’t wanna know what
happens if you put a fork in a hair dryer.
• When you turn a toaster on it runs electricity through the metal in order to create heat,
if you touch the prongs with something that conducts electricity you’re giving it a
chance to send a shock up the fork and into your body.
• Dolan, No!
• It’s fine I’m testing something - guhzugguhzguzhuhgug – oh yeah it kills me that’s right, derp
5 - C-Girl12 asks Why does it takes so long to reach other planets?
• Well there’s no gravity in space so everyone moves really slowly like the astronauts
on the moon, it takes a lot of rocket power to move even one inch an hour, if we could
move normally it would only take a couple of minutes to reach Jupiter – it’s a good
thing we have a wormhole that goes straight to Planet Dolan though
• The simple answer is that they’re just really far away – without the friction of
the atmosphere and the gravity of the Earth, rockets can move around 280 times faster than
a car, but the closest planet, Venus, is still 25 million miles away.
4 - What are EARTHquakes called on Mars?
• You might think they’re called mars-quakes, but in actual fact they’re called galaxy-quakes
because the quakes on mars are so strong they send shockwaves throughout the Milky Way,
luckily for us they’re very rare, last time one happened all the dinosaurs went extinct.
• When you say earthquake you’re not using the name of the planet, you’re just referring
to the dirt which is also called ‘earth’, so an earthquake on Mars, or any other planet,
is still called an earthquake.
• Oh yeah?
Then what wiped out the dinosaurs?
• An asteroid.
• Well that’s what they get for being on the ‘roids, man
3 - Samantha Niceswanger asks What causes nightmares?
• Nightmares are named after the scary horse creatures that fly around at night and when
you’re sleeping they come into your room and gently stroke your face, which causes
a bad dream because it’s just really creepy, like, uncomfortable, they gently neigh in
your ear and it’s like, I just don’t want anything to do with this, please, just STOP
• Lots of things can cause nightmares, the main causes are mental illnesses or having
a stressful day, but they can also be caused by not eating properly and having sleep disorders.
• You know I never have nightmares.
• Well this x-ray makes it hard for me to believe you can have nightmares when you don’t
have a brain • No, YOU’RE a sponge
2 - The Squeak Squad asks Who invented the first movie?
• William Shakespeare’s brother, Hollywood Shakespeare, made the first ever movie, but
everyone back then preferred stage plays because they were much more posh back in the dark
ages so he was quickly forgotten.
• Eadweard Muybridge created the first ever movie in order to prove that a horse could
indeed gallop with all four legs off the ground at once, but that wasn’t really a proper
movie, that honour goes to Louis Lumiere who made a silent documentary about his factory.
• You’re forgetting Hollywood, why does everyone forget him?
• Um, because you made him up?
• Yeah?
Well did I make up this!?
• Are you sure absolutely sure that I’M the sponge?
1 – ultimatecartoon asks Why aren't there hover cars?
• Y’know Mr Petroleum from earlier?
He doesn’t like that hover cars run on energy waves and not petrol – you can’t put energy
waves in a nozzle and sell it, you can’t put Einstein’s equations in a jar and make
money from that, also there are Pterodactyls in the air and that is just scary
• We’ve tried and actually succeeded in making flying cars, but it turns out that
there’s no good way to cross a car with an aeroplane, not only that but it takes too
much fuel for it to be affordable for most people.
• That’s just what they told you, but as I said, I’m smarterer and I have a hover
car.
• If you’re so smart, what’s 10 times 2?
• Eight billion, two million, one hundred thousand and four, obviously - ech