- You may all be seated.
The defense, call your first witness.
- Defense would like to call Austin Williams to the stand.
- Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- I do.
[kiss]
[audience laughter]
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Miss Williams and Mr. Galvan
[kiss]
[audience laughter]
would have you believe that my client, Mr. Gillman,
[kiss]
ran a red light on the fifth of November,
causing the accident in question.
Miss Williams, I'm just gonna ask you flat out.
Are you a liar?
Ike: Objection!
Badgering the witness.
- Sustained.
[audience laughter]
- Hi.
I'm Dalton Johnson.
From TV.
[audience laughter]
You may have already noticed
that there's already been way too much kissing
in this otherwise perfectly normal courtroom sketch.
[audience laughter]
Being in Studio C, there may be sketches
in which you have to kiss another cast member.
So, we thought, why not get all the kissing out of the way now?
[audience laughter]
I'm married, so I'm gonna sit this one out.
So.
[audience laughter]
[audience applause]
[kiss]
- Thank you, your Honor.
Tori: Uh, would you read that back, please?
- Absolutely.
Objection!
Badgering the witness sustained.
[kiss]
Thank you, your Honor.
- All right.
[audience laughter]
- That's exactly what happened.
Good job.
[kiss]
[audience laughter]
- Prosecution, your rebuttal?
[clears throat]
- Your witness.
- Your Honor, my client--
[audience laughter]
- For those of you keeping track at home,
this is the kiss count so far.
[dinging]
Let's hurry up, people!
Proceed.
[squeaking]
- Your Honor, my client is--
[hitting mallet]
- Order in the court.
[kiss]
- Yes, your Honor.
[kiss]
- Yes, your Honor.
[audience applause]
[kiss]
Yes, your Honor.
Tori: [clears throat]
[audience laughter]
- May I read that back?
Tori: Proceed.
- Order in the court.
[kiss]
Yes, your Honor.
[kiss]
Yes, your Honor.
[kiss]
Yes, your Honor.
Ike: Objection!
[kiss]
Never mind.
[audience laughter]
- I also object, your Honor.
[audience laughter]
Tori: Okay, yeah.
Defense?
- Um, the defense would like to call April Rock
to the stand as a witness.
[kiss]
- Good enough.
[audience laughter]
- Miss Rock, can you please describe to the jury
the accident you witnessed on November fifth?
- Why don't I show you?
Jetta: Can all parties involved please step forward?
[audience laughter]
- [sigh]
It was like this, your Honor.
[kiss]
It was like that, but with their cars.
[audience laughter]
- And then I gave Matthew mouth-to-mouth like this.
[kiss]
May the record show, it was gross.
- Well, I object.
Tori: Order in the court!
[audience laughter]
Both: Yes, your Honor.
[kiss]
Both: Yes, your Honor.
[kiss]
[smack]
- Yes, your Honor.
[audience laughter]
- Fine, your Honor.
[kiss]
[audience laughter]
- May I read that back?
[audience laughter]
- Uh, that's-- that's not necessary.
Uh, jury, have you reached a verdict?
- We have, your Honor.
[kiss]
Guilty!
[audience applause]
- And there you have it.
We got all the kissing out of the way.
All: Case closed!
[dinging]
[audience applause]
- Thanks for watching Studio C.
[kissing]
For more content you can't get anywhere else,
go to byutv.org or download the BYUtv app for free.
[kissing]
And don't forget to like,
[kiss]
share,
[kiss]
subscribe,
[kiss]
and comment below with someone you'd like to smooch.
[kissing]
Stop it!
The sketch is over.
Tori: Oh.
♪♪