Yow!
My... [honking] foot!
[gasping]
- Mother! - What?
It's Old Man Jenkins in his jalopy.
[honking]
Howdy, Mrs. K!
[honking]
Mystery, you ate my hat!
[burps]
Mystery, you ate my spatula!
You ate Old Man Jenkins!
I don't wanna be a burden.
Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen.
Where's Old Man Jenkins?
What did I miss?
You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo!
Don't remind me.
I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!
Now git!
Oh, no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out,
and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coast line!
I'm glad I gave up farming!
I'm coming!
[cheering]
Thanks, mysterious flying man!
I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!
It's Cannonball Jenkins!
I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines!
[crash]
What's that music?
I'd know that theme song anywhere!
It's Old Man Jenkins!
Old Man Jenkins!
I've just been searching for some new shoes for Ol' Betsy.
You helped me mom and me through some tough times!
It would be an honor if you'd be the first to try our delicious burgers.
Well, I'd be happy to!
[chomping]
- Yay! - Yay!
I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain...
Ow!
[both] Old Man Jenkins!
Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?
Mr. Krabs told us a story of how the Main Drain
once destroyed Bikini Bottom!
So we've been looking for it!
Does the Main Drain even exist?
Oh, it exists, all right!
But it's been...
hushed up.
Where is the drain, oh wise Jenkins?
I have no idea.
I'll have me a Rusty on Rye, please!
Charming colloquialism,
but let's try something that's actually on the menu.
Stop giving me the round around, city boy!
I want a Rusty on Rye and nothing less!
Just leave it to me, old rusty one!
Help me out, sir.
Can you clue me in to what was in your beloved Rusty on Rye?
Huh? Well, let's see, um, I think it was on rye bread...
It was number nine on the menu!
It came with a side of something or other... of...
Oh, come on! Are you gonna order a patty or what, pops?!
Let's get it moving here!
What's the big kerfuffle?
Oh, it's you.
Only what's on the menu, old-timer!
This ain't no kinda way to treat a loyal customer!
Order up! Here's your number nine, sir!
Hello?
Who are you?
I'm King Neptune!
Fear my power!
Old Man Jenkins?
I'm not Old Man Jenkins anymore!
I'm King Neptune!
Take that!
Huh?
I just wanna be in the play!
Aw! I'll play with you, Old Man Jenkins!
Do you wanna be Mermaid Man?
It's the role of my dreams!
Zoom!
[cackling]
Filthy muck!
You don't scare me!
I can't smell!
[burps]
My nose ain't work since the great Sulfur War of '09!
Hmph!
What are you looking at?!
Old Man Jenkins?
But I love Old Man Jenkins!
He always has old and interesting smells!
And his bones make such funny noises!
I'll have...
a small coffee!
That'll be 25 cents.
I don't think so, Charlie!
I get the senior discount!
I'm alive! It's great to be back!
[gasping]
No!
Ta-da!
He's alive?!
Let's squash him!
[groaning]