- Cause, it ain't a Latin baby,
unless it has a gold around it's wrist.
- I'm gonna put her right here.
- He got a pee-pee.
- It's not brown, and I got some questions.
(whimsical music)
(baby crying)
- Que hay a mi gente.
The Latino daddies are back at it again,
with another video.
And, this time we're taking care of babies.
Yep, you heard it right.
Bebecitos.
But, we all got fake babies
because we're not qualified
to take care of real babies, yet.
But, what we did get was
a schedule with time and challenges
that we need to complete throughout the whole day.
How will we do? (laughs)
Buckle up, because it's going to get real interesting.
(alarm ringing)
(baby crying)
- Good morning, it is, uh,
six o'clock in the morning.
And, here's my son.
You know, he's chilling on the bed.
- We finally look alike.
Like we're freaking related.
- Let's go get milk.
- I don't know what to put in here.
So, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna feed the baby.
(airplane sounds made with mouth)
- You have to, like, hold it a certain way.
- How long do you feed a baby?
- I constantly have to worry about this human being
that I have to keep alive.
Oh wait, baby's crying.
Oh wait, baby pooped.
Oh wait, is the baby breathing?
- I'm gonna put some cartoons for him.
And, also for me,
while I feed him milk, I won't get bored.
And, I'm gonna watch some cartoons.
- Say hello to my son. His name is Sebastian.
- When you have a baby...
- Okay, so that baby's asleep, as you can see.
So, I wanna try to put him down in the corner of the couch.
Look, I'm holding the head, mira.
Wow, I'm such a pro.
- I'm just gonna take a little nap.
- The baby is napping.
And, I'm doing a much needed me-time.
I'm having some ice cream and watching my cartoons.
You appreciate these moments a little more.
- It's currently 8 AM. (laughs)
I legit fell asleep right next to the baby.
Whew.
- Okay, here's a little diaper.
- Just gonna open this up.
Bueno, no bueno,
cono.
- Why does my baby have, like, rashes?
I got, like, a defected baby.
She has, like, eczema.
- He looks so real,
I'm freaking out a little bit.
Wait.
He got a pee-pee.
He got
a pee-pee and balls.
- Gonna undo these sweet little pants.
Mine is a girl, so,
I have to go, um,
back to,
front to back,
front to back.
- I doubt the other dads are actually wiping asses.
I'm pretty sure they're just changing diapers.
Again, taking it to the next level.
- Back wipe, and then, well,
you put the other diaper.
- [Woman] You didn't wipe his bing-bing, his ass
none of that.
- 'Cause I don't got no baby wipes.
- Wipe, wipe, wipe.
Dab, dab, dab.
Flip, 'cause we're economical.
You flip and then keep on wiping.
Flip, and then I'm gonna keep on wiping.
- I don't know how to, um, close this thing, so.
- Why designs?
Like babies don't care
about the designs on diapers.
Brand new fresh baby, right there.
- Let's show everyone
how good of a job daddy did.
Wow!
Also, this is the dirty diaper.
And, I know that, what they do is,
they kinda like, make it into a ball.
Ay!
- You gotta hold the head, and then lift.
And, then you're good.
(baby laughs)
- Papi's gonna go work out.
You stay here in the bed.
Make sure the house is safe, okay?
- I think he's ready for a nap, so.
(yawns)
- It's time to go to bed.
- It's nap time.
Wait, turn your head a little bit. Ay.
- [Woman] Eli.
Oh, is she sleeping?
- Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.
- Don't worry about him moving,
because I will be sitting
right there making sure he's good.
Oh, I'm out of breath.
(baby crying)
(humming)
- I would not be holding a phone right now,
because who would hold a phone up to somebody
when they're going through it?
(baby crying)
- You hungry?
You hungry, papi?
Huh?
This is, uh, uh, a special formula that I made.
You know, this is special milk that the Dominican Republic,
leche rica.
- Anyway, this is probably
when I would be like freaking out.
- You know, so, put like, you know,
an ounce of formula
in there.
You know, so they can have, like,
all the electrolytes that they need.
Some people recommend Gatorade, Brugal.
Since the baby's not teething,
we don't need to put any Brugal in there. So.
He slept the whole time with his eyes open.
The whole time, he was sleeping with his eyes open.
Like, that's how much he loves me.
'Cause he was like, let me keep watch,
make sure everything is good.
- So, what else are you doing when babies are crying?
Besides feeding them milk?
Do you make them laugh?
Do you try to just shake them? Like this?
I've seen parents be like
- Oh shoot, I have a meeting right now.
I forgot my baby on the other side.
My baby, I forgot her. (laughs)
I don't know how you put babies to sleep,
so she's gonna sleep next to, next to Dracula.
Right, Dracula?
You're gonna take care of her, right?
- Okay, I have a shoot tomorrow,
so I have to cut my hair
and, um, now I have to, oh,
I forgot the baby.
Where do, um, parents put their babies
when they're, they're in the shower?
(water running)
- This says eye proof, so it's nothing.
- One thing I've noticed that
my baby has some, like, swole ass shoulder muscles.
Put a little bit in there, like a bubble bath.
She's gonna have a little bubble bath,
which is nice.
- We wanna make sure that the water is warm.
You know, like a good temperature.
Not too hot, not too cold.
- I'm gonna put her right here.
Don't you go nowhere.
- Little baby bubble bath. Loves it.
- Look at the, her.
She's so excited and full of life.
She loves the bathtub.
This is the most excited she's been all day.
- Wow!
He's been pooping all day.
- So the baby's been sitting here for a second now.
But, I've been cutting my hair
so, uh, baby's gonna have to wait just a little bit.
- Being baptized.
- We got the towel.
You wanna wrap the baby in the towel, asi.
Always hold the head.
- Okay, so the last thing she needs to do is,
I'm gonna change her diaper, again.
Ah, I can't do this with one hand,
I just, like, oh shoot.
(water running)
- Uh, this isn't orthodox way
to dry a child,
but in these circumstances,
this is how we're gonna have to do it.
(water running)
(laughs)
- She's actually somewhat cute.
For the first time in this process,
she's actually kinda cute in the towel.
Good job!
- Okay, okay.
- [Woman] Oh my god.
- Sorry, sorry baby, sorry, sorry.
This is so hard.
- She didn't shower today because in this house,
we don't shower everyday.
We shower every other day.
And, you caught me on a day
where we don't shower.
I don't know a single parent
who can clean their, um, babies',
um, conjea, and record so,
I'll be right back.
- Alright, well it is finally 7 PM.
And, it is time for this baby
to go officially to sleep.
- And, I'm gonna take her to my bed.
Um, so that she can sleep.
- You have a good night.
Um, and when you, if you need me,
I'm gonna be in the living room.
And, I got a baby monitor,
so if people don't think I'm neglecting my child.
I got imaginary baby monitor right here,
an imaginary baby monitor right there,
and another one right there.
- It's really eye-opening to kinda,
like, take care of someone else.
- I know that's not like real parenting.
A real baby requires
a whole lot more work.
This baby doesn't even cry.
- I'm going to hold off
on kids,
for the sake of humanity.
Oh shoot, I forgot the baby.
I forgot my baby on the other side.
I don't know where to put her though,
'cause I have to drive.
So, maybe I'll just put her in my bag.
- Came in this really confident.
And, it ended up being
just a little more difficult than I thought.
I think there are some things I did really good,
like the diaper changing.
That's just muscle memory now.
There's some things I discovered,
and a newfound respect, for actual parents.
- I can't wait to be a dad.
- Love you guys.
Thank you for watching.
And, say bye to Maggie.
- This Latino daddy took care of a baby
and I think he did it good.
Let me know in the comments. (laughs)
(upbeat music)