>> IT IS FRIDAY, EVERYONE.
>> IT IS FRIDAY, EVERYONE. >> TONIGHT WE ARE TURNING TO FOX
>> TONIGHT WE ARE TURNING TO FOX
NEWS.
>> GOING TO THE WEST BANK TODAY AND IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.
AND IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.
I WASN’T SURE IF HE WAS SPEAKING
TO MIDDLE EARTH.
THE TRANSLATION MAY HAVE MADE
MORE SENSE. >> THE UNITED STATES SUFFERED
>> THE UNITED STATES SUFFERED
THE KILLING AS WELL. AND I’M SORRY, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
AND I’M SORRY, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
A TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
SORRY.
WHEN I CAME TO OFFICE I HAD
RESERVED THE POLICY, I REVERSED
THE POLICY OF MY PREDECESSOR TO
RESPOND TO THE PANDEMIC
INCLUDING TOTING MORE THAN
1 MILLION DOSES OF COVID-19.
TO THE WEST BANK IN GAZA.
>> I’M SURE THAT THE
PALESTINIANS WERE OVERJOYED THAT
HE SENT MORE THAN 1 MILLION
CASES OF COVID-19 OVER THERE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SIX
PALESTINIAN HOSPITALS, LET’S
HOPE THAT THEY HAVE AMELIORATED
THAT.
>> I WONDER IF THE EASTER BUNNY
HAD TOLD HIM THAT COVID-19 WAS
OVER.
>> I THINK THE EASTER BUNNY GOT
LOST ALONG THE WAY. >> PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THERE HAS
>> PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THERE HAS
BEEN NO CHANGE IN JOE BIDEN.
>> PERFORMANCES LIKE THIS ON THE
WORLD STAGE OF WHY DEMOCRATS ARE
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE. >> WELL, YOU SAW THIS "NEW YORK
>> WELL, YOU SAW THIS "NEW YORK
TIMES" POLL.
>> IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THE
DISCONTENT WITH AN 80-YEAR-OLD
PRESIDENT RUNNING, AN
81-YEAR-OLD RETIRED DEMOCRAT
SENATOR, BARBARA BOXER.
>> IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OLD YOU
ARE.
YOU COULD BE DANGEROUS AT 40, THEY COULD ALL BE IN THEIR 30s
THEY COULD ALL BE IN THEIR 30s
OR 40s AND STILL, I THINK THAT
THE THING IS SO RIGHT THAT IT’S
ABOUT THE ISSUE.
>> SHE COULDN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE COPANELIST.
NAME OF THE COPANELIST.
THEY ARE ALL DANGEROUS, SEAN. >> MORE THAN THE ISSUE IT IS
>> MORE THAN THE ISSUE IT IS
REALLY ABOUT INDIVIDUAL AGES.
>> DONALD TRUMP, RONALD REAGAN FOR SURE.
FOR SURE.
>> TELL US ABOUT JOHN SUTTER’S O
DOCTOR OZ.
>> HE HASN’T BEEN ON THE
CAMPAIGN TRAIL, SO HE IS TURNING
TO CAMEO FOR HELP.
THAT IS WHERE YOU PAY A CELEBRITY TO SEND BIRTHDAY
CELEBRITY TO SEND BIRTHDAY
GREETINGS TO FRIENDS, SO HE PAID SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE TO DRAG
SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE TO DRAG
HIM FROM MOVING FROM NEW JERSEY.
>> HEY THERE, THIS IS SNOOKI,
I’M SURE YOU’LL BE BACK HERE
SOON.
NEW JERSEY LOVES YOU.
>> SHE WAS PROBABLY NOT IN ON
THE JOKE, NOR THAT DO I THINK
THAT SHE WAS REPORTING A
POLITICAL AD.
AND YOU KNOW PEOPLE PAY FOR
THESE CELEBRITY CAMEO
ENDORSEMENTS ALL THE TIME.
>> IT’S MY FAVORITE PART OF
FRIDAY FOLLIES, AND ALL OF PRIME
TIME.
WHO IS RAYMOND ARROYO?
>> I KNEW THAT I SHOULD’VE PAID
FULL PRICE FOR THE CAMEO.
IT’S BEEN REPORTED THAT HIS
CAMPAIGN HAD PAID A TOTAL OF
$390 FOR THE CAMEO.
THAT IT’S IS EMBARRASSING.
DOCTOR OZ ACTUALLY WENT TO
SCHOOL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
PENNSYLVANIA AND HE’S REGISTERED
TO VOTE THERE AND SO IT’S A
LITTLE CHEAP BLOW NO MATTER
WHAT. >> HOLD ON, RAYMOND.
>> HOLD ON, RAYMOND.
>> I’M MISSING OUT HERE.