- Let's see what we've got here.
Ooh!
Let's start off with the chairs here.
What's up, Kenny?
What's up, girl?
How you doing?
Hey.
You took the time out in this damn heat
to come to see if I'm OK?
Of course, Kenny.
That's why I love you, homegirl.
You really do care about me.
You like them chairs?
Yeah.
You know, if you fix them up--
How much you think?
10 bucks apiece.
Ooh!
I don't know nothing about this vintage stuff right here.
I think it's Victorian-style.
They did a lot of, you know, wood carvings
with, like, floral design.
Oh, look what it says-- made in Italy!
Oh, yeah, that's snazzy.
I'm glad Mary's here, because I
don't know nothing about this here fancy furniture.
So what do you think, Mary?
I got the chair, the couch, and a love seat.
I mean, if it's all there, you can probably get
up to 1,000 bucks for this set.
KENNY: That's why I love you, Southern girl.
Totally.
My homie forever.
Yeah.
And I'd love to stay, but I gotta
go excavate my own locker.
All right.
MARY: Wish me luck.
Peace in the Middle East.
Nice shirt.
And this stuff right in here will probably get 50 bucks.
Glassware and bowls--
I'd say about $50 worth of stuff in here.
Look at that.
Nice.
I got three boxes.
That'll probably go, like, $50 a box right here.
What's this?
Cowboy chair.
Right here, I don't know what this is.
But it might be worth something.
I'll put it to the side.
Hey, look at this.
It's like something they'd see on "Gunsmoke."
Hm.
Some hats.
We got the hat and we got the boots.
Nice little cowboy right here.
Nice little gun holster.
But this thing looks real leather.
Some cowboy stuff.
Might could be worth some bucks.
Giddy up.
[horse whinnies]
Nice little stove here.
I'd say about a good 100 bucks right here.
Refrigerator-- clean.
Look at that, boy.
I'd say about $75 for the refrigerator.
We got a nice little television, a Samsung--
25 bucks.
Got a nice little dinette cabinet back here.
It looks like in good condition.
Probably see about 150 bucks for that.
Got nice magic carpets--
two of these.
Probably about 50 dollars apiece.
Crusty flush matches, like Mary say.
Nobody wants that.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to take my old fancy [bleep] cowboy gear
and see what it's worth.
And I'm about to head off.
Ooh, [bleep], it's hot.
[bleep]
It was sitting in the sun!
Cast iron!
[whimpers]
Dennis!
I moseyed on up to go see Dennis at Barnyard Antiques.
Hey, Kenny, is that you?
What up with you, man?
Did this dude just come out of the toilet?
This is heavy leather.
Nice tooling.
A .45 four-inch barrel would fit in there real nice.
I have an idea this was made in Colorado.
How you know it was made in Colorado?
Uh, yeah. Here.
Look here.
There's something in here.
It says HH Heiser, made in Denver, Colorado.
[laughs] What do you got on here?
I don't know.
I see something here.
This looks like a doorstop.
It's beautiful, though.
Yeah.
DENNIS: 1930.
It's got all the original paint on it.
It's a prairie wagon.
"Little House on the Prairie."
"Little House on the Prairie," yeah.
[grunts] So tell me about this [bleep] right here, Dennis.
OK.
That's an ox yoke.
This dropped down over the top of their head.
You hooked your wagon down here to this.
KENNY: Oh, all right.
Nice piece.
So tell me, how much for the whole cowboy
starter kit right here?
Well, let's see here.
One, two, three, four, five six.
All right now!
That's what I'm talking about right here.
Seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
(HIGH-PITCHED) Is Benjamin talking?
How about $1,400?
You got yourself a deal there, sir.
Pew!
Harmony.