(dramatic music) - (voice cracking) Ah.
(Mac coughs)
I actually don't think much happened
at the Grammys in the first place
for that intro to even make any sense.
It's was kinda a boring ceremony, not gonna lie.
I mean, like good for y'all
but like, the Oscars kind of set a precedent.
Mac, lemme get my wine, girl.
Let me get my wine.
Oh my God, I get to show you this girl again.
(Bad Romance by Lady Gaga plays briefly)
It's so simple, all you gotta do is,
bow, bow, bow, bow.
I'm perfectly fine.
For later.
So the Grammys happened, literally like an hour ago.
By the time I pressed record, I literally just watched-
Half watched 'em, half watched, girl.
I already told y'all last video,
I've been in a weird mind state, as of late.
Just haven't really been processing much in a bit,
but the Grammys happened, and they did things.
Things went down, people won awards,
some people didn't win,
and everyone's still pretending like it's a shock
that the Grammys sometimes don't award
the most successful or the most top charting artist
in the category.
Happens literally every year since the Grammys started,
we're still sitting here crying about it.
I don't know- y'all- but everyone wore stuff to a red carpet
and now we're going to review it.
React, we're gonna react.
This ain't a review, girl.
I don't fuckin' know what I'm talking about.
Look at me, girl, I don't know what I'm talking about.
She wearing workout shorts.
So yeah, I am obviously the epitome of fashion, okay?
This is a normal boy reacting to the shapes and colors
that are presented in front of him.
Welcome to my shape reaction, kids.
Megan Thee Stallion, purr, literally.
(Mac dry laughs)
I am hilarious.
I am so funny.
I am the funniest person you're going to watch today, okay?
We love a good leopard print sometimes, don't call PEETA.
I also love how the way her bracelet
is shining in this picture,
it kind of looks like it's photoshopped on for some reason.
Like it looks, not real.
Like it looks like someone literally cropped that
from like a PNG photo,
and then just placed that on her wrist.
And also girl, what is this bracelet?
Can your wrist breathe?
The sacrifices we make for fashion, like me.
I-
I woke up today.
Lady Gaga, ooh.
A skunk.
She said Pepé Le Pew, who are you?
This actually looks really good on her.
It's actually very elegant.
I love how Lady Gaga just made like a full 180.
She was literally wearing meat to award shows, girl.
Meat, meat, girl.
Now she's sitting up here looking like she was born rich.
Okay girl, go off queen.
Like it's toned down for the Lady Gaga we know her for,
but it's still cute.
Sometimes we can just dress comfortable.
Sometimes we can just be pretty.
Jon Batiste.
(FREEDOM by Jon Batiste plays) ♪ Freedom ♪
Girl, congrats, you won Album of the Year.
That shocked me, but like, honestly, it's a good album.
And look at this outfit, we love an art project, okay?
We love having some acrylic paint and an afternoon, girl.
He kind of looks like one of those pillows that you rub
and then on the other side's
it's like a different fabric and different color.
So I kind of wanna rub him
and see if there's like pink diamonds on the other side.
Also just wanna rub him, period.
You see I'm very happy I'm not that famous.
Everyone will be coming for my neck.
And look at those teeth, girl.
Look at those teeth.
Your dentist must be proud of you.
Mine wasn't, I got yelled at, I got yelled at twice, girl.
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker.
I'm okay with that.
Actually, wait, no.
Okay work long jacket, very long jacket.
Long, long jacket.
♪ Long, long, long jacket. ♪
That was my sixth sip, okay?
Avril Lavigne and Mod Sun, cute.
Dua Lipa, oop, girl,
yes, Mommy.
Where would you like me, Mommy?
Where would you want me to sit down, Mommy?
What position would you like me tonight, Mommy?
Okay, Jesus- Every time I see someone wear like,
a plethora of jewelry on their neck like that,
I'm like, are you not choking?
I mean, damn.
I have like this weird sensitivity to the idea of choking.
So if someone were to try to put a bunch of necklaces on me,
I'll just be coughing the entire night.
I don't know why I'm telling y'all random facts about me,
y'all not here for that.
But she givin' Folsome, okay.
She giving Mr. F.
She's giving that random James Franco short film,
people having sex in a leather bar, or something,
I don't know what the fuck- what that was.
I don't know why I watched that.
I'm gay, that's why I watched it.
When I heard that James Franco made something gay
I was like, I need to watch this shit because I'm horny.
I have to stop making videos drinking wine.
Justin and Hailey Bieber.
Wow- ah, yes, I am a full human adult
and not two five year olds in a suit,
thank you very much, please.
I would like one ticket
to that rated-R film everyone is talking about.
Ah, yes, hello bartender,
I would like one alcoholic beverage.
Which one?
(Mac laughs sarcastically)
Funny joke, sir.
Your typical alcoholic beverage
all us adults drink together, thank you.
But not too much, sir.
I still need to go home to
wrestle my wife.
I mean it's fashion, right?
Hailey looked cute, Hailey looked cute,
but boy, what are those shoes? (laughs)
I'm afraid to talk more about you
because I feel like you're gonna come
and kill my ass with those shoes.
One stomp and I'm dead.
And then you just parachute away in the wind
with all the extra fabric on you, girl, you got a plan.
Trevor Noah, is there, in pink.
He hosted, the check cleared,
and that's all that mattered for him, okay, goodnight.
Little Nas, oh my God, girl, I'm into it,
but girl, is that comfortable?
Is that comfortable?
Half of me looks at it and says,
oh, that looks very soft,
I can take a good-ass nap in it,
but we got some good-ass sweats on
that are like, bedazzled right, okay.
But another part of me is like,
girl, that could be itchy as hell, I don't fucking know.
Fashion is sacrifice sometimes, apparently, apparently.
I would know, look at me.
I also love the butterflies to signify that he is gay.
Or is it for the al-
Is it for the album?
Chloe Bailey, just out here flossing.
Looking like little red riding hood
went to Beverly Hills, type of bitch.
What is this- what's happening?
She's really giving me
the floors outside of the grand theater vibes,
you know what I mean?
Like those glitter floors,
like those special like,
ooh, Hollywood, you know what I mean?
No- Am I crazy?
I'm sorry, I grew up somewhere different.
Olivia Rodrigo's dress
makes her look like she got top surgery.
Go ahead, girl.
I'm guessing it's supposed to interline her boobs
like her entire figure,
but that part, for some reason,
reminds me of the scars I see on people
that get top surgery.
Honestly, work, you know, representation matters.
Chrissy Teigen, looking like some fondant.
Looking like some fondant on a cupcake.
And I don't like that stuff, but you look cute, I guess,
but too sweet for me, too much sugar, I'm going away.
Billie Eilish.
We're still- we're still going away.
Lenny Kravitz,
didn't you wear this already?
Am I crazy?
Am I crazy- I'm crazy.
I feel like Lenny Kravitz has worn this before,
or somebody has worn something
that's like this before,
and I've done too many of these goddamn videos.
That's the reason, that's the problem.
He looks good, we love a knight of The Lost Ark.
Protecting his realm from the death eaters- I don't know.
I'm mixing a lot of novels.
Tinashe, wow,
girl, is that rubber?
Girl, is that rubber?
♪ This is slut pop ♪
♪ Get your dicks out ♪
She looks like a bridesmaid for like,
a kinky couple, you know?
And we're about that.
We're about that kink life here.
We love it here, we support it.
So if you want to kink up, Tinashe, then I say Tinashe-yay.
Now, back to you for the weather.
Billy Porter, ooh, okay.
I think because we have a high expectation
of Billy Porter, okay,
he doesn't have to wow us beyond belief
every time he's on a runway
but I would love him to, but it's okay.
Sometimes you can just wear some pink pants and a
ruffle cake, and girl it's still probably cost more
than I make in a year, we don't know.
Rachel Zegler, yes,
girl, pull up your straps, they're falling down.
No, no, you don't want that to happen.
I'm aware that's the style of the dress,
it just looks uncomfortable.
It looks like you can't move your arms, are you good?
Do you need help?
Fashion- Cynthia Erivo.
Okay.
Where do we start?
Um, you see, I like it,
but like, I don't know where to start.
That's just the problem, I don't know where to start.
That's what makes it fun though, like, where do I look at?
Automatically go to that zipper,
like right in the center of the crotch,
but at the same time, I'm just weird.
There's a belt, there's patterns.
And she has feathers for earrings.
Congrat- Paris Hilton.
Now, well, this cute as hell.
She giving me, bedazzled superhero.
Superwoman if they gave her a paycheck, okay.
If they actually paid her the same amount as Clark Kent,
you know what I mean?
She really came on the red carpet and said,
girl, I'm rich, in case y'all forgot for some reason.
I don't know why you would,
you see my last name on everything, every hotel.
It's Vegas girl,
their family owns like, half of the strip.
She probably wasn't even officially invited,
she probably just showed up because she just wanted to,
and they were like, oh yeah, sure, here, you want a photo?
St. Vincent, okay, you know,
retired drag queen is a genre of fashion, I accept it.
Saweetie, pink is the color.
Pink is the color of this season, apparently.
All the girls, all the girlies.
It looks cute, I like it.
I like the way it looks on your skin,
though it does look like it's pinching you on that one side,
which makes me a bit uncomfortable looking at it more,
so hope you're good,
hope you were well hydrated, 'cause if not,
you're gonna have a weird print across your stomach
once you take that skirt off, girl.
I already know, I already know, I already see it.
Marshmallow.
Okay, it's Vegas girl, it's Vegas.
I keep forgetting they're at Vegas this year.
There's some people here, I'm like, why are they there?
Then I remember I went to Vegas, like a couple weeks ago,
and there was billboards, these people posted everywhere.
They're performing at clubs, events,
they're throwing it back,
they have residencies.
No wonder they're gonna go to the Grammys, girl,
it's right there.
Right next door, it's right across the street,
they might as well hop on over.
Ty Dolla $ign, no thank you.
H.E.R. , I'm good.
Also, why is this photo so off-center?
Why are like a lot of these photos
in this article right now, kind of bad.
Like it seems like your photographer
was put in a very weird place, and I am very sorry.
Donatella Versace, Donatella Versace.
Donatella, Donatella Versace.
I don't care what she's wearing,
I just wanna say her name out loud.
I mean, she looks good, she's obviously wearing herself.
Why- Why would I not, girl, if I was a famous-
Tiffany Haddish, looks like a glitter bin at Michael's,
and I am living for it, okay girl.
Like, it's so glittery like,
I feel like if I were to just like smack you
an entire layer of it would just puff off.
I'm not gonna hit you, I'm not gonna hit you.
Jack Harlow.
He's just wearing a suit,
I'm just giving y'all time to look at him.
Y'all good?
Y'all good, 'cause y'all obsessed with him on the internet.
Every time his face hits the screen
the girls and the gays balls'
are all bouncing off the walls, girl, like calm down.
Halsey, looking like the damsel in a noir film
who actually killed her husband after all,
but you don't realize it until the end.
But when you watch the entire movie,
it's like very stereotypically like,
yeah, she killed her husband, look at her.
That's her, that's Halsey right now.
Halsey killed her husband.
Put it on the news.
(Mac laughs)
(electronic glitching)
Oh, here they are, y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Put on the sand, sweetie, here we go ladies and gentlemen
Buttus. (beatboxing Buttus)
Buttus, bitch.
BTS, its BT- it's BTS, but I call 'em Buttus.
They were nominated for a song called Butter,
so it's Buttus Butter, okay, I'll buy it.
They look cute.
I like how they're all like, paired off, two matching color,
except for that one.
He's different than all the other girls.
He's special, he doesn't need to match.
He's going solo- I don't know, is he, is he, is he, is he?
And then, where's my favorite, where's my favorite?
Uh, there he is, there he is, uh, there he is.
But I would say, the one in the middle,
the one in the middle, is kind of winning me over right now.
I don't know, I don't know.
That unbuttoned blazer's making me wanna unbutton.
Imma stop right there,
I'm not gonna continue that sentence.
I will say, I do miss when they had different color hair.
I feel like that was a vibe,
that I was really messing with for some reason
really hardcore, and now that is gone,
I feel like a part of me is gone.
(dramatic music) ♪ Did it not do it for you ♪
Also, what is this?
I'm just registering that there is an entire bouquet
in that person's pocket.
Like it just registered to me
that like there's an entire like,
thing just attached to his suit.
Like, it reminds me of those flowers I made in art class,
in like seventh, sixth grade.
I don't know if the flowers had like,
a significant or cultural meaning,
I was in sixth grade.
Girl, I was too busy wondering
why my balls itch all of a sudden.
Carrie Underwood,
and then this man, whatever, get out of here.
But Carrie Underwood, dance with the seatbelt.
She said, fairy godmother going 180, yes girl.
Come on through, hunty-tees.
(Cover Girl by RuPaul plays) Sis, gaga, yes,
house down, boots, sis, mama, yes, perp.
You know what they said in the new Cinderella movie?
I don't know, I didn't see it, I'm just guessing.
Doja Cat, yaaas.
Looking delicious.
(Mac groaning)
What is with the purse?
She's like the second person to have this purse.
There was someone else that had this purse
but in different color.
What- who is- who's purse is this.
Who made these purses?
They look heavy as fuck.
At the same time, women need more weapons.
So like go off, get a heavy-ass purse.
Get a purse that's hard as hell.
A motherfucker cat calls you for no goddamn reason,
you just go:
bitch, period.
All girls should have hard purses.
Get girls hard purses, 20 tag, and tasers, and mace.
It's Vegas girl, it's Vegas.
James Blake.
Boy.
Girl work- Laverne Cox, ooh.
I don't know about the hair, girl.
I don't know about the hair.
I love the dress, dress really cute, you're really pretty,
but that hair, I don't know about it.
I don't know about that hair color.
You know, like leave that to BTS, okay.
Leave that to Buttas, all of them and their butter,
and then finally, Dillon Francis.
This man needs to get off TikTok,
this man needs to get off TikTok.
He came up to the Grammys with a Walgreens bag of snacks.
Little Bites, Little Bites?
You get credit in my book,
you know what Little Bites are, you know their power.
And then, also, holding his ticket to the Grammys.
Girl, if this ain't me.
Power straight white man just have over the world.
And lastly, I just wanna shout to whoever the hell this is.
Yola, 'cause girl,
eating, ate, crumbs, God, sucked the floor of them,
I did, 'cause I needed some of it.
I was hungry.
My favorite one had to be,
probably whoever that girl was, 'cause eatin'.
And then Doja, Saweetie, Jon Batiste,
and then Carrie Underwood.
And then my least favorite,
we don't have to talk about it.
We don't have to talk about it.
♪ We don't talk about Bru-no- ♪
Shout out to Icy-Hot a bunch of numbers
and King Cassius also a bunch of numbers,
retweeted my last video on Twitter.
There was no like, insane dresses at the Grammys this year.
But at the same time, I know for a fact
the Grammys do have a dress code
and they've been like, enforcing it a lot recently,
so that's probably why.
Comment down below, who was your favorite dress?
Who was your least favorite dress?
If you don't give a shit,
what was your favorite song of 2021?
My favorite song was
♪ Leave the door open ♪
♪ Imma leave the door open ♪
That even come out last year,
actually, now that I think about it,
didn't that come out like, November of 2020?
Girl, the Grammy timeline is so weird.
Anyways, I'm gonna go, I didn't even finish this glass.
Give me a second.
I'm joking, I'm not gonna gulp it.
(laughs sarcastically) That'd be so funny if I just like,
gulped it right now, that've been so stupid,
that've been so crazy, I probably would need help.
(laughs sarcastically) I don't gulp wine down, that's crazy.
Who gulps wine down, that's insane, that's crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm your friend.
My name is Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share,
and subscribe, babe. (Mac screams)