Not all antagonistic threats in comics derive from human origin; that’s part of what makes
the medium so fantastical.
There’s elements of sci fi, with extra terrestrial enemies popping up from time to time, cosmic
stories, stories with major pulp roots, and of course, narratives and characters steeped
within the horror genre.
So yes, from time to time, we see a character intermingling with a demonic force or two.
And sometimes, they end up getting busy with said demonic force.
We’re getting into that demon kink today, friends, with our list of the top 10 superheroes
who hooked up with a demon!
Oh yes.
Be sure to stick around till the end of the video for bonus content that surely will feature
me making fun of demon sex.
No promises though.
10 Hellcat Hellcat aka Patsy Walker hooked up with the
Son of Satan once upon a time.
Daimon Hellstrom and Patsy hit it off as soon as he joined the Defenders, and the two fell
in love.
Daimon was into Patsy because she made him feel loved just by being herself, and helped
him become more of, I quote, “a son of man than a son of satan.”
And for Patsy?
She thought he was super hot.
This got even weirder when Satan decided he would try to convince the hero that she was
his daughter in Defenders issue 111 from 1982.
Despite that strange blip, Patsy and Daimon actually got married in Defenders issue 125,
which caused Daimon to lose his ‘Darksoul’ and become human, which incidentally, also
killed him.
This led to Patsy attempting to save him in Hellstrom Son of Satan issue 12, retrieving
his Darksoul, and making Daimon a demon again.
And it gets weird for them YET again, because after seeing Daimon’s true form, Patsy couldn’t
deal, and she killed herself.
She’d return eventually, and in Marvel Divas issue 1 to 4, Daimon reappears to Patsy after
she's published a tell all book about her life, and offers to heal her friend Firestar’s
cancer in exchange for Patsy’s soul.
And really, it's all a narcissistic game to Daimon who is just pissed off that he was
barely mentioned in Patsy’s book.
9 Buffy Vampires are considered pretty damn demonic
in the Buffyverse.
And Buffy has hooked up with not just one, but two, having complicated romantic relationships
with Angelus aka Angel and Spike over the course of 7 seasons of the tv series, which
now continues the story in its comic books.
Buffy began a relationship with Angel in the first season of the show, which would implode
in the second season when his soul was removed and he reverted back to his homicidal and
sadistic ways.
Being the big bad of that season, the two of them split up, and Angel ran off to LA
to star in his own television series, with the two always being each other’s OTP (or
as far as Sarah Michelle Gellar is concerned).
Spike, who was initially supposed to be a one off villain, ended up sticking around
for later seasons of Buffy and the two began a romance.
Spike was tormented by the fact that he had fallen in unrequited love with the Slayer,
and after Buffy died and was brought back to life, and suffered through a very traumatic
season 6, the two would finally kiss.
But it was a pretty toxic relationship, and Spike once sexually assaulted the slayer.
In the end, he sacrificed himself for the greater good, finding himself on Angel’s
tv show after Buffy’s series ended.
Plus, her pal Xander was in a long term relationship with a demon, Anya.
So the whole series has a whole lot of intermingling when it comes to the supernatural.
8 Deadpool - Shiklah & Satana We have our first double offender here!
Deadpool hasn’t hooked up with just one demon, but two.
Let’s start off with another child of Satan’s, the creatively named Satana who Deadpool saved
the succubus from the results of a high stakes poker game with five geeky dudes.
Turns out these geeky dudes are actually some big wigs in the demonic world, (specifically,
they are Dormammu, Lucifer, Mephisto, Belasco and Asmodeus) wanting to marry her in order
to become the heir to Hell.
Satana lost her soul in said poker game, having to be married to the demon who won, until
Deadpool stepped in and married her first.
In exchange, she endows him with powers that let him defeat these demons, causing them
to retreat.
Satana immediately breaks it off with the merc with a mouth, keeping half of his soul
as part of their divorce.
She wasn’t the only demon he’s married though; Deadpool had an on and off again relationship
with the demon Shiklah, who he had been paid to go fetch after her father had put her in
stasis as a means of keeping her safe from Dracula.
They got married, but after a bunch of issues arose in their relationship, Shiklah would
do the unthinkable and ditch DP for the last man her dad wanted her shacking up with; Dracular
himself.
7 Zatanna and Constantine Constantine classifies as part demon; he once
got a blood fusion from the Demon Lord Nergal, which is enough to classify him as the ‘demon’
half of this pairing.
When Zatanna first hit the scene, many of her adventures consisted of trying to find
her birth father.
This quest led her to the Justice League of America, further colliding her with other
heroes, including Constantine.
After she found her daddy dearest, her and John would have an on and off again affair
while he was dating one of his other love interests, Emma.
Their affair would always be complicated by the fact that Constantine was somewhat responsible
for her father’s death, having been the one who organized a seance in which her dad
sacrificed himself to protect Zatanna.
Their romance would continue to be explored after the New 52 relaunch in the Justice League
Dark, with the two being exes, but on good and civil terms.
We’ll be talking about some other demonic love interests of Constantine’s later on
in our list, too.
But for now, onto our next number-
6 Mephisto and Rogue This pairing KILLS ME.
It’s so absurd and weird and OF COURSE it’s Rogue.
Remember when she shacked up with Magneto for a hot second in the 616 and then for a
long minute in the Age of Apocalypse timeline?
Yeah, girl’s got interesting taste in love interests.
Once upon a time there was a fun little mini series called Mephisto vs the Marvel Universe,
and in it, he was all about collecting those hot female superhero souls for his lonesome
self.
He hit up Invisible Woman first, then Jean Grey, and by the third issue, he had his sights
set on Rogue.
Rogue’s thoughts during this brief entanglement consists of her debating about whether or
not she’s feeling this demonic makeout.
She goes through an emotional roller coaster, staying that her mind is blown by the fact
that she’s able to touch someone and kiss someone, but then she’s triggered by the
fact that it’s with, I quote, “a creature like Mephisto”.
She then gets freaked out by the fact that he’s OLD, or as she puts it “so incredibly
old”.
And after the kiss, Rogue is almost mean about it, saying, I quote, “you’re like me,
no one ever wants to touch you, to know you, only with you it’s like a hundred thousand
times worse.”
She’s basically like oh man, I know my life sucks but yours is so much worse, you’re
like way more alone than I am!
And he legit responds with “bah!
Spare me your pity!”
Rogue then nancy drews his MO of taking souls as a substitute for real contact, and then
she makes it about her, so he macks her some more to get her to shut it.
Anyway, long story short, Rogue absorbs his soul collecting abilities, and uses her in
the fourth issue to try to steal Thor’s soul, and then it’s revealed this was all
a convoluted scheme to screw around with Hela.
Moving on-
5 Luke Cage & Silver Sable - Priapus Here’s a slightly odd addition to our list
(and one that was done without consent, making it particularly nasty in retrospect).
It involves the demon Priapus, who first graced the pages of Marvel comics in 1993 in Terror
inc issue 10.
He is the greek god of male fertility and horticulture.
He’s a demon said to be very physically endowed yet horribly ugly.
I’ll let y’all make that call for yourselves though.
He also claims that ecstasy is his life, so that’s a thing.
In 1993, the two of them, alongside Terror, fought against Priapus in crossover story
called Cage: For Love Nor Money.
During the battle, Priapus incapacitates both Cage and Sable WITH ORGASMS.
He does this by kissing Sable and touching Cage on the head, and then gives them a whole
long dry speech while they’re just shaking there dealing with these allegedly mind blowing
orgasms.
4 Mystique and Azazel (ah-za-zil) X-Men member Nightcrawler is the product of
a mutant and a demon rubbing nasties.
Mystique, his biological mother who is blue and has shape shifting abilities hooks up
with Azazel after developing a crush on the Neyaphem.
In Uncanny X-Men issue 428, Mystique, who wants to get married to the demon, learns
the hard way that sometimes, dudes just want a one night stand with a blue mutant inside
of a church.
In the aftermath, Azazel is all like, girl, never confuse physical passion for a condition
of the heart.
Since the dawn of mankind, the two have rarely gone hand in hand.
He also impregnates her with Nightcrawler, who she is forced to abandon in order to save
him from an angry mob.
3 Etrigan - Lady Xanadu & Lady Blaze Etrigan loves the ladies.
For starters, Etrigan is Jason Blood, a mortal man bound to the demon Etrigan.
Meaning they share their love interests, which sometimes get complicated.
In Batman The Dark Knight issues 4 and 5, back in 2011, Etrigan makes an appearance
when hunting down a demon running rampant in Gotham.
Turns out this demon is a servant of Lady Blaze’s, who then strikes up a deal with
Etrigan to fully restore his power in exchange for him being her consort.
Jason Blood is like nah I’m good but Etrigan is like YES PLEASE and overpowers Jason.
Etrigan eventually realizes that Blaze is lying in order to take advantage of him.
And then, there’s the R rated romance of Etrigan and Lady Xanadu.
Xanadu has a polymorphous polyamorous relationship with Etrigan, which she gives us insight on
in Demon Knights issue 8 from 2012.
She agrees to be with Jason, wanting to marry him, but Etrigan wants to ensure that he’s
getting some too; he states that he wants to mate with Xanadu over a long period of
time, and often, too.
Xanadu goes along with it, lying to the demon, admitting that she likes to cuckold Etrigan.
2 Constantine and a lot of other demons Zatanna is definitely one of Constatine’s
higher quality hookups compared to some of the other individuals in the DC universe that
he’s knocked dirty with.
And by quality I mean, she’s human, or rather a metahuman.
But she’s got all the normal human bodily bits you’d expect a human being to have.
Constantine has a wide variety of preferences; he’s hooked up with a succubus named Ellie
plenty of times, whose true form involves very aggressive nipples and this demonic aesthetic.
He once helped out a virgin by having sex with her and placing his ‘demonic taint’
within her so she didn’t have to get married to an angel.
But there’s worse than that, for sure - In Hellblazer issue 200 from 2004, he rubbed
nasties with a demoness named Rosacarnis when he traded one day of his life in exchange
for not being burned at the stake.
Seems like a decent deal, right?
BUT SHE A DEMON, MY DUDE.
So she used her powers to have this day play out in three simultaneous possible realities
in which they do the nasty and she tries to sire three
demon messiahs.
1 Hulk & Umar The Hulk has had his fair share of romances,
but none is as whacky as his hook up with Umar, the demon sister of the mystical entity
Dormammu.
She’s his little sis.
And she lives in a tower where she brings the Hulk and hooks up with him, as seen in
Defenders issue 3.
And oh boy.
At first he wasn’t feeling it and then WHABAM.
After 6 whole minutes of them doing the dirty, he can’t take it; he’s so overwhelmed
with ecstasy that he can’t keep up with her.
He even reverts back to Bruce Banner afterwards.
Now keep in mind, almost NOTHING is capable of reverting Hulk back to Banner.
Umar would make a cameo later on in Incredible Hulk issue 633
when he was World Breaker Hulk.
She’d show up in a portal (that was shaped like a mouth) and chill him out, by having
sex of course, this time with their copulation forming a giant mushroom cloud in
the process.
That
is it.