-Thank you for being here. You know how much I love you.
Congratulations on "Terminal." -I love you.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-The movie is beautiful. Where did you shoot this movie?
-The movie was shot in Budapest, in both Buddha and pest.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -In Budapest.
-Not at the same time. -No, not at the same time.
Although soon, we'll have that technology.
Stars Margot Robbie. She also produced it.
She's fantastic. -I love Margot Robbie.
-She's very [ rolls R's ]
-Yeah, I would say that's a good adjective.
-She's a brilliant actress.
Brilliant producer. We had so much fun.
And -- -What would you guys do?
She's been on the show a bunch of times.
She is a blast. -Yeah.
She's not who you think she's going to be, right?
-No, I mean -- I get a little afraid of her.
-I was terrified of her. -Right?
A little intimidating. -'Cause you know,
I really haven't traded on my looks in my career...
[ Laughter ] ...or my sexiness.
Maybe a little bit. Mm-hmm?
[ Laughter ]
Thank you, you're very kind.
[ Laughter ] -No one is applauding.
No one is applauding. -No, I know, dude.
All I'm saying is that when a man is young,
he should wear a lot of mascara.
And when he's older, he should wear even more.
-All right, that's very -- that's great advice.
-She's very, very fun. -Yeah.
-And she would have these parties, and I was like,
"I don't know, can I go to a Margot Robbie party?"
You know what I mean? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-And my wife, Kelly, came out, which was fun.
And my son Spike came out.
And she introduced me to the joys of daytime drinking...
[ Laughter ] ...which I hadn't really done.
Usually, that's a nighttime thing.
-Really? -We went to this --
She threw a party in the park with all these Soviet statues
and stuff and she was like -- I got there late.
Kelly and I got there late. And she's like,
[ Australian accent ] "Mike, how are you?"
[ Normal voice ] And I was like,
"She's more like Russell Crowe than I thought."
[ Australian accent ] She's very Australian.
I had no idea.
[ Normal voice ] 'Cause I only ever saw her in the scenes,
you know. And she was just fantastic.
And she said to my wife, Kelly, "Where are you from?"
And my wife is from Boston. She said, "I'm from Boston."
And she said, "I think that Americans don't know how
to drink." And that was enough for my wife,
Kelly, who is a Boston, Irish, and Italian.
-She's like, let's go. -Let's go.
-I'm from Boston, dude. Don't mess with Boston.
-They started to have, like, shotguns,
which I'd never really done before.
But this huge can of, like, Budapest beer,
which is so strong.
-Margot Robbie is shotgunning beers with your wife?
-She's did like, [ Accent ] "I'm on number 13."
[ Laughter ] And it's like --
-[ Accent ] 13. -13, 14, 16,
17, 18, 19, 20-teen.
[ Normal voice ] She was blasted.
And this beer is so strong, it could take off Sharpie
off a marble table. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know that stuff, yeah. -I was just like,
[ Can opening noise ] I got two sips, and I was like,
"This isn't really something we should do, is it, really?"
-Yes. -And my wife, Kelly,
got halfway through and she said, blech!
She didn't throw up, but you know, spat it out.
She was like, [ accent ] "Balls, I could do ten more."
-Really? So Margot Robbie out-drank --
-[ Normal voice ] Fantastic. We're like, "Oh, my God."
-We're going to do that when Margot comes on next.
-Oh, yeah, you should. And, uh, sorry, Margot.
-She's the best. -Super fun. She's great.
-What do you do -- this is a movie where
you didn't write this. You're not directing it.
So what do you do in off time? -Well, usually with
"Austin Powers" and "Wayne's World,"
I'm in every scene. -[ Applauds ]
Well, no. Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Moi?
-Was I in that?
-People accuse me of being over-dramatic and I go, "Moi?"
[ Laughter ]
I usually have no time whatsoever.
But I had tons of downtime.
So I was like, I did stuff, you know they have Garage Band
for the phone? I wrote whole songs and stuff.
I'd have, like, water balloon fights with people.
And it was -- they're lovely.
This crew is so much fun in Budapest.
You know, they would laugh at my attempts at Hungarian.
They always thought I sounded like, "You sound like
the number one comedian who does a KGB character."
Because I would be like, [ Speaking Hungarian ]
And they'd be like, "Oh, get him to say it again."
[ Laughter ]
But sometimes their accents were a little rough.
So, we were doing the balloon thing and they're going,
"Mike, I don't want you to do the balon war."
And I would go, "What's a balon -- oh, balloon war."
-The balon. [ Laughter ]
-I don't want you to do the balan war.
-Don't do the balan war. No more of that.
-So I had enough time, by the way, to make an entire film
on my phone while we were making the film.
So I would go in the makeup trailer and I would cover myself
in blood and I made a zombie apocalypse movie on my phone.
-And we are going to debut it tonight here on
"The Tonight Show." This is very, very cool.
-He is setting up my clip for my own iPhone movie.
-That will not be released. This is the premiere
of Mike Myers' zombie apocalypse movie.
Check this out.
-If you get this tape. They're here.
They're here!
[ Dramatic music ] They're coming. I have to go.
♪♪♪♪
I'm at zombie craft services.
The food's very good. I had the pork.
But they're coming.
I'm just going to have something to eat.
Probably fill up on the rice because I have a little bit
of an upset stomach, you know, because of the whole
zombie apocalypse thing, but they're coming.
Oh, [ bleep ].
[ Weeping ]
See "Shrek 4."
[ Laughter ]
-Always working. -Wait, what?
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was a commercial for "Shrek 4."
Oh, my God. -See, I'm always working.
-You're always working. -Oh, this kid always working.
Let's talk about your new movie, "Terminal."
-Sure. -Can you tell everyone
what it's about? -Well, I'm not really awesome
at setting up the clips.
It's not something I'm really good at.
But you want me to set it up? -Sure.
-Okay.
"Terminal" is a sexy, mysterious thriller
with many twists and turns,
and I play a peculiar night supervisor of a subway terminal
in a dark and mysterious city.
There is much more to him than meets the eye.
[ Laughter ]
-Interesting. [ Laughter ]
Can you tell us anything else?
-In the dark of a sprawling, anonymous city, "Terminal"
follows the twisting tales of two assassins carrying out
a sinister mission.
-Really? -Yeah!
[ Laughter ] Yeah.
A teacher battling a fatal illness,
an enigmatic janitor, and a curious waitress
leading a dangerous double life.
-Wow.
Then what happens?
[ Laughter ]
[ Both ] Murderous consequences
unravel in the dead of the night
as their lives all intertwine at the hands of a mysterious
criminal mastermind hell-bent on revenge.
-When is it coming out?
-Err, um -- I can't remember.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, yeah, release date is May 11th.
-There it is! Now, that is how
you set up a movie! "Terminal!"