[phone dial]
Hey, Ginger!
It's me again.
Call us back, OK... buddy?
[beeping]
-He still won't answer, huh? -I guess I can't blame him.
What we did was pretty awful.
Ahem. I have found my protégé!
-Alohaaa! -What?
Come on, you chose Darren?
He's nice and helpful and he wants to learn.
Everything you are not.
Fine!
[crying] If that's how it's gonna be, I'm out of here.
No wonder he's not the protégé.
Just awful.
Well, take heart!
The "I'm sorry for choosing Darren as a friend over you" custom hoverboard
is almost finished.
It has double racing stripes, chrome stabilization fins,
and I customized the motor. Listen!
[motor]Ging-Ging-Ging-Ging-Ginger, Ging-Ging-Ging-Ging-Ginger...
And as the pièce de résistance--
Whoa!
I wanna get...
the board signed...
by the coolest person...
that Ginger knows!
Well, I'm flattered, but I'm not sure I have an autograph pen handy.
How did this get here?
Argh! Tom!
Ah!
Before you embarrass yourself further, I was talking about your friend, Will-Z.
[funky music]
I'm called Will-Z.
Uh... I knew that.
Will-Z is the most amazingly cool person in the known universe.
-You know how to reach him, right? -Uh, of course.
Cool guys like me and Will-Z,
we always stay in touch.
-[phone rings] -[voice mail] We're sorry.
Will-Z is too cool for phones and no longer uses them.
Yeah, you know, I thought he might be too cool for phones.
Cos, I mean, a lot of us are, myself included. Phones. Pff.
But how will I get my hoverboard signed?
Problemo zero, Ben.
There's more than one way cool people connect.
Aaah!
Argh!
[upbeat music] Ah!
Argh!
♪ Whoa-ohhh! ♪
[laughs]
Ah!
OK, we've tried 56 different ways to contact Will-Z.
We're just gonna have to go big.
So, I've combined our best ideas, and we're going to reach out on FastaPic.
The coolest social media platform.
And we're going to send the sound of dolphins.
The coolest mammals.
Over a clip of a dune buggy.
The coolest open-topped sand vehicle.
[thumping music, dolphins chatter]
If this doesn't work, I don't know what to do.
It has to, Tom. For Ginger.
For Ginger!
Here we go...
[dolphins chatter, thumping music]
[suspenseful music]
[food being scoffed]
-It didn't work. -What?
-No! -It has to!
I'm sorry.
[funky music]
What's that music?
Maybe it's the cool ice-cream truck.
That's no cool ice-cream truck!
It's Will-Z!
[all] Oooh!
[all] Aaah!
[Ben] Whoa! Aaah! He can do it!
[Tom] See? I told you it would work!
[Angela] That's the coolest entrance I've ever seen!
[Hank] And he's defying gravity!
Gravity, you just got served!
[squealing]
Tai chi, bumblebees! Hit da grins!
Whoa!
If I'm not mistaken, that's the language of coolness.
I can't speak it, but I can read it... a little.
Huh?
Ginger! Come in, come in.
I'm not allowed, remember?
You said this place is for "friends only".
[sighs]
[gasps] Will-Z!
Hot potato! Butterfly!
Round the corner! Ha-cha!
Ginger, I should never have chosen the evil-rotten-no-good Darren over you.
Please accept this Will-Z-autographed hoverboard as my apology.
Wow!
Apology accepted!
Well, he hasn't signed it yet.
Oh. Apology not yet accepted!
Will-Z, could you sign this hoverboard for Ginger?
Banana kickflip!
Biz to the buzz!
[laughs] Yeah. [whispers] That means yes, right?
-Ha-ha! -Wow!
I've heard about the Ink of Bodily Coolness,
but I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes.
-Hm-hmm! -Whoa!
This is the best apology gift ever!
-Thank you, Will-Z! -You're welcome, Ginger.
This autograph is so cool!
Whoo! Hey!
Ah, well, that's a trap boar heart wiggles?
[all] Whaaa...?
[whispers] Hey, something's wrong with Will-Z.
I'm sorry, Will.
They're having a hard time making out what you're saying.
Nozanto brocando?
-Huh? -Easy?
Don't worry, man. We're gonna call the best doctor we know.
Oh, uh, that's interesting.
Oh, my, oh.
Ah! It's now perfectly clear to me.
Give it to me straight, Doctor. What is it?
Examining people through a computer screen is very difficult.
OK... But what is wrong with Will-Z?
Oh, that.
I'm afraid he has an extreme case of extreme coolness.
-Oh, no! -Hyper bud easy?
Can you help him?
No, no, no. You'll have to consult a physicist, the coolest of all scientists.
Do you know a physicist?
Unfortunately, I don't.
-Flip-nuts! -Please! We'll pay anything!
Oh! Now that I think about it, I do!
Uh... Hold on while I transfer you.
Oh, ow. Oh, no.
[clatter]
[Doctor]Er, just a moment, your call's very important to us.
Hey, man. I'm, like, Dr Internet Physicist--
Wait a minute!
Are you sure you're not just Dr Internet Doctor
wearing a different hat?
Oooh, cool theory, bro.
I've never seen such an extreme case of extreme coolness!
It's like his inner nerd is totally gone.
-What's an inner nerd? -How would I know?
We all have an inner nerd hidden away deep inside.
If you lose your inner nerd,
a vortex will open up and suck you into the Cool-verse forever.
Oh, like the one on our ceiling right now?
Oh, no!
-Stunky trip-zits! -What do we do, Dr Internet Physicist?
How should I know?
Erm... Do you try using your inner nerd to wake up his inner nerd?
-No! -Gotcha!
[Doctor]Oh, you better hurry!
Will-Z has become too cool.
It's up to us to nerd him up!
But, luckily, we have someone who may be as nerdy
as Will-Z is cool. Huh?
Huh? Why are you guys looking at me?
Oh! You all think I'm a nerd?
Well...
That's just fiddle-faddle!
See? Would a nerd say fiddle-faddle?
Yup. It's inThe Nerd Handbook.
Oh, really?
Well, would a nerd recite pi to the 50th digit while Irish step dancing?
[fiddle]♪ Three point one, four, one, five, nine, two, six, five... ♪
Yep. "Irish Step Dancing and Reciting Pi." Page 37.
Well, do you feel any nerdier?
Stunky trip-zits! Whoa!
All right guys, don't panic!
We need to go full nerd!
Hank, what have you got?
-Nerd glasses! -Perfect.
Quick, put them on Will-Z.
Snickles!
-[guitar riff] -No!
Turds! He's still extremely cool!
I have something I should probably show you.
♪ Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay, hee, hoo! ♪
Hey!
Tom, yodel with me!
I can't! I don't know the words.
-Woah! -Woah! His legs! Grab his legs!
Tom, what about your inner nerd?
I'm not sure I have one.
Due to the fact that I've always been so cool.
You've gotta try something!
Miopoptical motorman!
Miming! That's it, I'll act like a mime!
Oh, yeah, that's super nerdy.
Oh, no! I'm trapped in an invisible mime box!
Freep!
It's not working, Tom! Mime harder!
Ugh! My mime box!
It's shrinking!
-♪Yodel-ay, yodel-ay...♪ -Crushing me...
♪ Hee, hoo! ♪
I can't hold on!
Aaah!
Jama-labra, bro-maaan!
Nooo!
[sad music, Angela sighs]
The world got a little less cool today.
All we have left of Will-Z is his autograph on Ginger's hoverboard.
And I won't be able to ride it without being sad about him.
I'll bet he's the coolest guy in the whole Cool-verse.
You know, you guys only knew him as cool Will-Z,
but he was just as fun when he was little Willy.
That's how I'll always remember him.
I remember our first year at camp.
Everyone left to go banana boating, but not us.
We spent the day in our cabin, singing thePajama Palstheme song.
-Pajama Pals! -Why didn't you mention that before?
Cos it's stupid. I forgot about it.
Both of you, so out of touch with your inner nerds...
Well, OK, I guess so, but, you know,
that day in the cabin singing thePajama Palssong
wasn't cool or uncool, it was just fun.
Well, maybe you could sing your song now.
This is for you, Willy. Wherever you are.
He's in the Cool-verse! Remember?
♪ It's true of all the boys and gals ♪
♪ From Jens and Neds to Megs and Hals ♪
♪ You won't find a better friend than you find in pajama pals! ♪
♪ Pajama pals! ♪
[Will-Z]♪ Pajama! Pajama! ♪ ♪ Pajama-jama pal! ♪
♪ Pajama! Pajama! Pajama-jama pal! ♪
♪ Pajama! Pajama! Pajama pals! ♪
[all cheer]
Willy! How'd you make it back?
Well, when I heard you singing from the Cool-verse,
I just had to join in.
And when I did, they immediately kicked me out
and sent me right back here.
Wow, Tom.
Your inner nerd was so uncool, it almost destroyed the Cool-verse.
Yeah, good thing I remembered that one time I was nerdy,
or I could have ended up in the Cool-verse next, you know.
Whatever you say, Pajama Pal...
Hit it, Angela!
[electronic music]
♪ If you dug through the world ♪
♪ Yodel-ay, oh-ee-oh! ♪
♪ And you got all muddy ♪
♪ Yodel-ay, dee-oh! ♪
♪ I'd hose you off and clothe you ♪ ♪ Yodel-ay, dee-oh-dee-oh! ♪
♪ Cos I'm your buddy! ♪
♪ Pajama pals! ♪