- Thank you, guys, all for coming.
I have a big announcement.
- Oh, is your rich grandson Edmund back from China?
- No, he's still there.
And stop thirsting, Siqi. He's 30!
Anyway, I had an epiphany at the doctor's office.
Old age isn't just a long, slow march toward death,
but rather a new lease on life.
- You have a lot of white hair.
- Li-Wei, look at me. I feel healthier than ever.
And braver than ever, too.
Somebody punch me! Fight me!
I wanna feel the rush of being alive!
Asians don't raisin, baby!
- I do feel very strong.
I thought I was having a heart attack in 2015.
It turns out I was just having a sip of energy drink.
- You shouldn't drink that stuff with your diabetes.
- Don't tell me what to do, Siqi.
At least I don't walk like I'm permanently hula-hooping.
- I was born bowlegged!
- Siqi, are you gonna let Li-Wei talk to you like that?
- Oh, hell no.
You're a bitch, Li-Wei!
- You are a bitch! - No, you're a bitch!
- GRANDMA: Okay, you two need to get more insults.
But there is one way to settle this!
- ♪
- Ready? - I own you!
- I own you. - I own you!
- Oh, shut up already. Begin!
- [grunting]
- ♪
- [screams triumphantly]
- GRANDMA: Yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
I got next!
- NORA: And this here is our credit card machine.
We call her, uh, Lil' Swipey. She's beautiful.
Um, and, uh, we're a cashless business, obviously, up in here.
Uh, which-- which has its downsides
and--and--and its upsides.
Downsides being that you can't steal money.
- STEVEN: Hey, there.
Can we get that uniform tucked in?
- I'm sorry, what?
- Oh, so you think because you're a man that you can come
walking around here telling women what to do
with their bodies, right? Right?
Uh, there's this word, I think it's called feminism.
And--and--and do you know what--what--what femin-isn't?
You coming up in here and telling women how and how not
to wear their uniforms, like you own the company.
- Actually, I do. - Oh, wow.
- This is getting tucked. I will tuck this in.
- Thank you.
I was checking in from corporate.
- STACY: Yeah. - Yeah.
- I will--I will tuck this in so hard,
I will loop it around like a bathing suit.
Well...
- We went to high school together.
Steven Rauch?
- NORA: Steven Rauch. Oh, yeah, yes, yes!
You were a really special kid and I knew it back then.
I'm so sorry about what happened just now.
Uh, please--please don't fire me.
I--I kinda need this job and, you know--
- STACY: Yeah, you cannot fire Nora.
She's like super passionate about what goes on here.
She's been showing me the ropes all day.
And she's like ah-mazing.
This job is everything for her.
- Not everything.
- Okay, just wear the uniform right.
- NORA: You got it, Steve.
- Isn't that kooky that you guys were in the same grade,
and now he owns the company that you're a sales associate at?
- It's not that kooky.
- Serendipity! Am I right?
OMG, this reminds me of a SATC episode when Aunt Charlotte
had too many cosmos, and then she bought...