LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A
TALENTED COMEDIAN AND AUTHOR YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE," 30 ROCK" AND "BROAD CITY."
SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "WINE COUNTRY."
>> LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU SMELL.
THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWERS.
>> GREEN AM.
YES.
VERY GOOD.
>> YES!
UM...
I WANT TO SAY CANNED PEACHES?
>> NO.
YOU SAID THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWER.
>> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, PEACHES, THERE ARE NO PEACHES.
>> OKAY.
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?
OH, LEMON.
VERY GOOD.
I TASTE THE LEMON, YEAH.
YOU DON'T TASTE IT, YOU SMELL IT.
>> GRAPES.
WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE.
NICE.
THAT'S SMART!
( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME,
RACHEL DRATCH!
( BAND PLAYING ) >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M FINE.
SO NICE TO HAVE YOU ON.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: MY PLEASURE.
YOU DID A BIT IN OUR KIDS CHRISTMAS MOVE.
YOU PLAYED AN ELF.
>> ONE OF MY SPECIALTIES.
>> Stephen: SURE.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU AND I KNOW EACH OTHER A
LITTLE BIT FROM WAY BACK IN THE DAY IN CHICAGO BECAUSE YOU WERE
SECOND CITY AND I WAS SECOND CITY.
>> AND YOU WERE ON THE MAIN STAGE AND I WAS IN THE TOURING
COMPANY.
>> Stephen: SURE.
O YOU WERE ONE TO HAVE THE PEOPLE I IDOLIZED TON MAIN
STAGE.
>> Stephen: BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY HOW I KNOW YOU.
DO YOU REMEMBER, YOU ARE -- I AM OLDER THAN YOU ARE AND HAD
CHILDREN BACK THEN.
YOU WERE THE RECEPTIONIST FOR MY PEDIATRICIAN -- FOR OUR
CHILDREN'S PEDIATRICIAN, DR. WEISSBLUE.
>> YES!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME COMING IN?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, HI, RACHEL.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> Stephen: AND YOU WOULD SAY, HI, STEPHEN, AS IF YOU KNEW WHO
I WAS.
>> I WAS AT THE TOURING COMPANY AND --
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET PAID ANYTHING.
>> I GUESS I WAS TOO INVOLVED IN MY JOB TO EVEN NOTICE THAT YOU
CAME IN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD
BECAUSE LIVES ARE ON THE LINE.
>> ANSWERING THE PHONES THERE, YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WE'LL GET TO THE
MOVIE IN A MOMENT.
I SAW YOU GUYS TASTING WINE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE WAIN TASTE?
>> SURE.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CAP TELLY RORI.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
>> IT MUST BE ITALIAN.
>> Stephen: I DATED A SOMAL SOMMELIER FOR A WHILE, SO --
>> OH.
>> Stephen: CHEERS.
GETTING A LITTLE LEATHER.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: HOW ABOUT YOU?
OLD BASEBALL MITT.
>> THAT'S GOOD!
YEAH.
WHOO!
SHE PACKS A WHALLOP!
>> Stephen: YEAH, SURE.
YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I WISH I KNEW MORE ABOUT
WINE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
( LAUGHTER ) WE BOTH DID IMPROV FOR A LONG
TIME.
>> WE DID.
>> Stephen: THAT CAN BE A HIT OR MISS PROPOSITION.
>> IT CAN.
>> Stephen: 25% OF IT IS GREAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND THEN THERE'S THE WAIT FOR THAT 25% TO ROLL
AROUND.
>> YES, I USED TO GET THIS WIDE-EYED LOOK WHEN THINGS WERE
GOING REALLY BADLY AND I WOULD GIVE THE OTHER PERSON A CLAW IN
THEIR ARM OR LEG, I HAD THE PANICKED LOOK, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU PLAY A CHARACTER WANDA JO WHO IS A
PSYCHIC ON LAST WEEK TONIGHT NOW WITH OUR FRIEND JOHN OLIVER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAVE YOU YOURSELF EVER GOTTEN
THE HELP OF A MEDIUM?
>> OKAY, SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK THAT, BUT, SEE, I LIKE TO THINK
THAT THERE ARE SOME PSYCHICS.
>> Stephen: IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF SOMEBODY KNEW WHAT
WAS GOING ON.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
BUT THE FREAKIEST EXPERIENCE I EVER HAD WAS ON MY 43r
43rd BIRTHDAY A FRIEND TOOK ME TO A CHANNELER WHO IS SOMEONE
WHO CHANNELS THE SPIRIT, APPARENTLY.
>> Stephen: AN ANCIENT SPIRIT.
YOU WALKED IN, SHE TALKED IN A REGULAR VOICE BUT WHEN SHE
CHANNELED SHE TALKED IN A STRANGE VOICE FROM THE OLDN
TIMES.
>> Stephen: IT HAS TO BE REAL.
MODERN PEOPLE CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> SHE TOLD ME ON MY 40t
40th BIRTHDAY, I WAS, LIKE, AM I GOING TO MEET ANYONE?
A GUY, OKAY, THAT'S WHAT LADIES ASK PSYCHICS.
SHE SAID YOU'RE GOING TO MEET SOMEONE IN THREE MONTHS -- NO,
WAIT, THREE TO SIX MONTHS.
I SAID, AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, GO ONLINE?
SHE SAID, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE ONE CHILD.
SO I'M 43, AND I'M THINKING, I BET SHE SAYS THIS TO EVERY CHICK
WHO WALKS IN HERE.
BUT FOUR MONTHS LATER I MET JOHN AND SIX MONTHS AFTER THAT, I WAS
SURPRISE PREGNANT AT ALMOST 44 AND HAD A BABY AT 45.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND NOW --
OH, YEAH!
>> Stephen: AND NOW, FUN MOM!
FUN MOM!
WHOO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO I JUST WANT TO
RECAP.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IF THERE'S ONLY ONE THING PEOPLE TAKE AWAY FROM
THIS INTERVIEW, BELIEVE PSYCHICS.
>> BELIEVE PSYCHICS, YES.
CHEERS TO THAT!
>> Stephen: RACHEL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
"WINE COUNTRY" IS IN SELECT THEATERS MAY 8 AND AVAILABLE ON
NETFLIX MAY 10. RACHEL DRATCH, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE BY MAREN MORRIS.