You have five new messages
Message one
Hi uh, Mr. Scott. This is Andrew from Union Bank. I'm just calling to inform
you that unfortunately at this time we are not ready to move forward with your loan.
If you could give me a call back at this number, extension 4099, we can discuss your next steps.
Message two
Hi there, Felix. It's Kate, we met briefly during your interview for our junior developer position.
We just want to let you know that unfortunately we've decided to go with another candidate at
this time. Don't worry we'll keep your name in our list for future positions and we've
also signed you up for the automatic mailing list. Best of luck in the future.
Message three
I found your number, punk. And I got your address too.
Didn't your mother ever teach you not to borrow money you can't pay back?
Look, if we don't get payment with interest by midnight we're going to need some extra collateral.
We got a couple of boys here itching for some batting practice, if you know what I mean. Mickey's orders, kid.
I'll send some balloons and a get well soon card to the hospital in advance. Shmuck.
Message four
Hey, uhh Oscar, buddy. Wait, nah... Finn, right? Eh, who cares, whatever. Uh, what was I saying?
Oh, yeah yeah yeah. Tenant of Unit 8, there's no easy way to say this, but I gotta kick you out man
I know you've seen the eviction notices I keep leaving in your mailbox because
well, cause it's empty every time I go to leave a new one.
Sorry, I mean I've given you 30 days already. I can't do much more for you. Have it clear by
the end of the day tomorrow or the police will be there escort you out.
Message five
*gunshot*
Felix? God I hope this is still your number. It's Veronica. I'm um, I'm moving back...
I know I said I didn't think I'd ever move back to the city, but, I just got this new job and yeah
Look, I miss you, um, call me?
*rewind sounds*
Have it cleared by the end of the day tomorrow.
Or the police will be there to escort you out.
Message five
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